Tuesday, January 31, 2006


Do you feel sexy today? I have been married to Nancy for 23 years, she knows me very well, I look at all women and day dream about many. Nancy was a sales clerk at a high end retail store for 20 years, she sold bras and underwear and sexy sleepwear. She use to fit bras on very pretty young women, I told her, that I would trade jobs with her anyday. She then laughed and asked me what I was going to do, when a 300 pound lady came in and wanted bras? I was watching tv this morning and my dick started to rise, I saw Nancy at her computer and my mind started jumping, shit, I wanted some sex now. As I looked around the house, I saw my baby son doing something in the sun room, that killed my drive for sex. He will be leaving on the 8th of this month and then I will have my house back. We can then walk around nekkid and have sex anytime and any place. I have missed my fucking since Jason has been here. I love all of my kids, put they all need to be on there own. I was on my own at 17 years of age. When I was 18, I was going to school and working, buying a house and taking care of four people, shit, if I can do it anyone can. The only thing that pisses me off, I did not get my degree, had three wifes and four kids total, could not find the time to finish. I guess it could have been a lot worst?  I have been reading alot about S and M and I think I may love to spank a lady or two, I don't think I would want to be chained up, scared of that shit. These people that talk about this shit are very funny, maybe someday, I will try some of it. I do love leather and own a bunch of it, being a biker, I have some nice shit, I even have some boots with chains and spurs on them, think I may ride one? That would be wild, maybe she will let me put a bit in her mouth also? More sex coming soon, after the 8th, when my son leaves home again, Cat

Monday, January 30, 2006

Back to normal?

Hardly, but close. Everything is looking good. I got Jason a one way ticket to Denver and he leaves Feb the 8th. My son Joey is home and fresh out of jail, I want to thank all of you for all of the good comments on my last post. It is very nice to know, that so many people care about me and my family. Since my Mama died two years ago, my life has been a little down hill, thanks for all of your support. Nancy's mama is still in a nursing home, she fell and broke a hip and arm. She is 84 years old. I am not drinking these days and trying to get by on just a few pain pills a day, my back is really screwed up, some days, I can't get out of bed and others I limp around like a 90 year old man, what a fucking life. Stephanie, my daughter in Florida, is fine and Ryan, my son in New York, just started blogging, he is funny and has a lot of me in him, go and check him out. Thanks again and be safe, Cat

Thursday, January 26, 2006

My oldest son just got out of jail.

Finally, after a year in jail for DUI's, my oldest son Joey, has gotten out of jail. He lost everything he had except his house. He lost his new truck and he is being sued from charge card companies, fuck em. His house is very nice three bedroom, brick with two full baths, he also has about 50,000 worth of equity in the hose and it maybe worth 100,000. I hope he gets his shit together very soon. Joey just turned 40 years old today, he is my oldest son. I have helped and gotten his ass out of jail several times, this last time, his sister Stephanie helped him with his house payments. He still has a very good job waiting for him as an electrican, he makes good money and not like my baby son Jason, he loves to work six days a week. With all of his fines and bills, Joey better marry that fucking job. Dad did a lot of tough love on his ass this last time and I think he knows not to ask me for any help. It is very hard to turn your kids down, but sometimes in life, you have to say just NO. More coming soon, thank all of you for your time, Cat

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Cops came to see me today

I had a few friends over today, just to sit outside and shoot some new pistols I purchased last week. We had some new very large targets and plenty of ammo. We were shooting and having a great time, until a policeman came down my pond road. He stopped and asked me who was I and what was I doing. I told him in a good way. I pointed out that I had a back drop with lots of woods behind it with plenty of wood holding up my targets. He asked us if we were drinking, and I told him no. He said that a person on my country road had called about gunshots around there house. I told him that we had permits and I also had a dealers permit for the state of GA and once he saw everything and heard my story, he wished us well and told us to carry on. I thanked him and told him to please be safe. He remarked about the great weather and I asked him a few questions about a few crimes that happened in my county last month and then he left. He wished us a good day again. It was a good day with friends, Cat

New Blog

My son, Ryan, in New York has just started a blog. Please go and welcome that son of mine. You can find him at heartysoup.blogspot.com. Thanks to all of my friends and readers, Cat

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

More Sex

Since my leg is feeling better, I want to do some serious fucking, but I can't. Jason has very good ears and I am scared that Nancy will start to scream and hollow when we get started. Plus, when we get to fucking, my big bed hits the wall, and makes all types of noises. I know he is 29 years old and he knows all about the birds and the bees, but it is different, when your own kids hear you fucking, come on Feb the 8th.

Another Funny Thing I Do

When I go to a fast food joint, after I place my order, I throw the correct change up on the counter and watch the girl, with the 4 inch long nails, try and pick each coin up, one by one. Dumb ass, all you have to do is rake them off the side, DUMMIES. I love to fuck with these people.

Monday, January 23, 2006

My son Jason is Leaving

You heard that right, he is leaving. I have to finance his trip, but he is moving to Denver Co next week. I wish him well. He had it made in Savannah, I put him in business and he had everything he neede to make big money. He blew it. More coming soon, Cat

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Football today

I got the dogs again today, Pitts plus 3 and Carolina plus 3 and a half, I also got the over in both games. I won all of my bets last weekend and I hope to go 4 and 0 today.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Not any better today

I did not sleep at all last night. I took several pills and had a few drinks, still no sleep. I called my quack today and he can't see me for a few days, shit, those doctors have you by the balls. Everyone is telling me that it is my nerves in my lower back. It maybe, but damn, I already had pains in both legs and feet, feels like needles coming out of my skin, all the time. This pain is constant, like  pressure all around my right knee and when I try and stand, it hurts three times as bad. I am getting worried about my health and bones. I have seen about 12 doctors and all of them say, they can't do anything for me, my L3, 4 and 5 are gone. Just worned out, at least four doctors told me the same thing. I told them that I started working when I was 12 years of age. This shit is getting to me, pain every fucking day and night. Hope to have some better news by tomorrow, Cat

Another true sex story

I was reading a post today about panty hose and thought about a friend of mine. We workrd together for 30 years and also went to school together. He would go out and pick up a girl, take her home and make her put on a pair of panty hose, he would then cut a hole in the hose, where the pussy sits. He would tell me, that he loved eating pussy while the girl wore those pnaty hose, with the crouch cut out of them. I would always ask why? He said that the feel of those slick, soft hose on his face when he was eating pussy made him hot as a firecracker and kept his dick hard longer. I told him that he was crazy as a bedbug. He must have told me this story many times, so I knew it was true. Years went by and one night, before I got down to some serious fucking, I took a pair of panty hose and cut the crouch out and tried the same thing as he did. I ate pussy with those hose rubbing all along the sides of my face. It was just eating pussy to me, did not do anything extra for me. About a week later, I saw him at work and told him about me doing the same thing as him, I told him in detail, the whole thing, and how it did nothing for me, he stopped me about half way and told me that his dick was getting hard. I then told him, you are one sick puppy. I would rather have skin next to my face than panty hose anytime. I told ya'll I have some fucked up friends, Cat

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

I can't walk

Two days ago, my right leg starting hurting. This morning, it hurt so damn bad, I could not put any weight on it. I had to go to Darien GA this morning and do some tax business, I thought I was gonna shit my pants, it hurt so bad. I got my lazy ass dressed and off to Darien I went. I could drive my truck, but getting in and out of the cab almost killed me. I don't know what is wrong. Could it be the nerves in my back going down that leg? Shit, who knows, but that cocksucker sure hurts. If I don't feel better and can't walk tomorrow, I think I will call the quack. I would rather kiss a dog in the asshole than to go see another doctor, I hate those fuckers. I have enough pain pills to get over this pain, but I do love to get out and walk, and fucking is sure out of the question,  I couldn't get up on my knees, if my life depended on it. Maybe I will get fucked up and lay on my back and get a blow job? Who knows, you never can tell in this house, Cat

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Company coming

Today is another day, cool and sunny. Rob and Ed are coming to see me today. Ed is a very good friend and I like his wife also. Ed can cook up a storm, he smokes any kind of meat on his 2,000.00 smoker. He wanted to go into the catering business, but had no extra time. We will shoot some guns to day. My son, Jason, is still staying with me, he is sick as a dog, cold and flu. Savannah is having a parade today for MLK, the 27th parade, how time flies by. Other than that, not much happening at the Catfish house, take care, Cat

Thursday, January 12, 2006

I met my wife on Friday the 13th.

I was a party animal back in those days. Nancy worked in a drug store. I took her out twice before I got into her pants. Man, she almost fucked me to death. I don't know if it was bad or good luck, but he has put up with me for all of these years. She has gotten me out of jail a few times and saved my sorry ass a few more. She is a good woman. She has always been very nice to all of my friends, even though some of them were gansters and crooks. I think she understands me from my old drug days to my whore hopping days, she has always been there, I guess she loves me. So when you think about friday the 13th and all the bad luck it brings some people, think about me, Cat

My babies

Rebel checking out                         Toes and   Rebel                          Queen Bandit
the gold fish

Fluffy and Lulu were unavailable.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

I had a sex dream last night.

I went to bed late last night, it was about three am, I fell a sleep pretty damn fast, when I woke up this morning, my dick was very hard and I had a smile on my face. It was a dream, I know it was. I had two young ladies in bed with me last night, they were very pretty and hot. One of them told me, I am your slave, I will do anything you ask of me. The other girl was very silent. I started out fucking the first one and the the other one just watched, I flipped them around and started on the other one, I lined both of them side by side and started licking them all over, man, what a dream. We ate, talked and laughed out loud. I started on round number two, this time, they worked me over, I just laid there and they did all of the work. They sucked, licked and fucked me to death, then all of a sudden, I woke the fuck up. Damn, what a dream, wish I had more of them. Got to go pee, have a nice day people, Cat

Monday, January 9, 2006

How To Cook A Coon

My buddy Elisson gave us a recipe for cooking a turkey yesterday and I thought I would let you know, how to cook a raccoon. First you take a coon and skin him, clean the guts and all the waste out of him. Put the coon in a large metal baking dish, now stick a big raw carrot up his ass and leave the green stem on the carrot. Start cooking the coon at 400 degrees, let cook for 2 hours and pull him out and take hold of the carrot stem and pull out of his ass, if the carrot is gone, then the coon is ready for serving. Enjoy with potatoes and onions, Cat

Saturday, January 7, 2006

GodDamn Bucs

I am a football fan, I bet on the Bucs yesterday and got my ass kicked. I came back last night and won on the Pats. Today I have South Carolina and Pittburgh, hope I win these two bets. Life on the manor is back to normal, I hope everyone had a great time, my yankee friend is still at Rob's and I now have Jason, my baby, at  home, he is homeless. I don't know what to do with him? Maybe Nancy will shoot him and feed him to the gators? I will try and go to a few more blogmeets this coming year and meet some new folks, Cat

Thursday, January 5, 2006

Acidman and Catfish telling stories at the party.

We were sitting around the fire at the get together and started telling stories. One of the best stories of our time, many years ago, were Crazy Dave. Dave was a biker and was a bouncer at many bars. He was mean as shit and had tats from his head to his toes. He was also a pimp, he worked girls up and down the east coast. One night a few of my friends went to a tity bar and Dave was there, he saw me and we started talking, my friends were very interested in Dave. Steve and Bobby were asking Dave about his cuts and tats and Dave returns and pulled his bottom lip out, it was a tat, that said, I eat pussy. The boys just laughed. Dave was showing all of his cuts and bullet holes in his chest and arms, Dave then pulled out his dick, a monster of a thing, looked like a big old log, it had a ice cream cone on the end of the dick and the head was the vanilla ice cream. It also have YOUR Name on that long member. Rob said, he was talking with Dave one night in a bar on river street and Dave was betting the other drunks 10.00 he had your name on his dick, Dave always won big money. Rob then told about Dave and him were talking one night and Dave turned to a very pretty young girl and said, you need to make me some money, she left and came back a few hours later with a handful of cash. That Dave was my idol. His running mate was a man named Big Roy, he was over 300 pounds and stood 6 foot 5 inches, and all muscle. They worked and made meth together, I went to there house one day and saw over 80,000 in money on the coffee table and then a few days later, they were borrowing money from me to buy a 6 pack of beer, those were two crazy boys. Dave died on his Harley and Roy's heart blew up into several pieces, the doctor in the ER asked me, did Roy ever do drugs? I told him, no way Jose. When Dave's funeral came, bikers from all over the USA came, girls were trying to get into the casket with Dave, I guess they wanted to get some more of that liver turner again, man that man was hung. He had enough dick for ten women. Rob and me had our friends laughing there asses off. Get Rob to post about GOOD DICK, that is his story, more coming soon, Cat

Wednesday, January 4, 2006

Back to Normal, almost

The party went very well, we had many food items and all the booze in the county. We did not get fucked up and no one had a fight. Livey did not kill anyone, but she tried. She went home with Acidman, have not seen her in two days. You think about that for a few mintues. I meet a few people that was new to me, great people. My computer has been fucked up for three days? GuyK was a very nice person and I loved his wife also, but like me, she has back problems. I feel so bad for her. Kelly and Joey was nice and she is pretty too. Dana and Brian will break up soon, go read her post today. Livey is having a good time and I do feed her. More coming with pictures, Cat

Thursaday afternoon

it has been a long day. My legs hurt like shit. I took some pills and relaxing today. All the company has gone and I will get along with my life. i usually have about four parties a year, they are fun and I enjoy the company. It is nice to have great friends everywhere. My daughter called and asked about me and the party, she worries about me. My sons are doing great, except the one that is still in jail. He gets out the last of this month. I have been on the phone all day and things are trying to get back to normal. Take care sport fans and thanks for reading me, Cat