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Have you ever had a lady take your balls and suck on them, until you came? Do you know what a butterfly flick is? When I was young, the gang I hung around had names for everything, the butterfly flick was when a girl would get very close to your dick and then she would stick her tongue out and flick the head of your dick with her tongue. That was very nice. I fucked a Spanish lady one time, while she was sucking my dick and licking my balls, she stuck  a finger up my ass while she was sucking, it was okay, but she made me come to fast, I guess she wanted it to be over quick? When most women give blow jobs, they think the man likes her to take the whole thing and deepthroat it, well it looks and feels good, but the best way to make us come and do the crab walk, is to get the head of our dick in her mouth and lick and go up and down just on the head. That is where the nerves and all the feelings are. Our heads are just as soft as the clit, the love button as you may call it. I once cooked supper for a beautiful lady and after supper she wanted to thank me for the date and great meal I made for her, so she got me on the sofa and gave me a little head, she then took my whole dick in her mouth and did the deepthroat task, well after about 20 strokes, she threw up on my stomach that great supper I just fixed for her. She was very sad about what happened, I told her that is was okay and we both jumped into the shower and then fucked like minks the rest of the night. So ladies, save your breath and just get on the head, I like it better and you will not have to choke, everytime you give head.

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I see alot of people don't like ass fucking. I hate it also. It makes my skin dance when I think about it. When I worked for a living, I had to be checked out, by our company doctor, once a year. I hated that, cause our doctor had a finger as big as my dick. When I was with the doc, I would always look and make sure that both of his hands were not on my shoulders. It is very down graded for a man, or may I say most men, to have another man stick a finger up your brown eye. Most women hate it also, but like the famous blow job, they only do it cause of there love for the man. Blow jobs are great, but being a man, all of my life, I prefer the good old fashion pussy. Nothing can beat that. I learned to love and treat pussy as a God, when I was very young, man I love pussy. Most men really love head, but I never ask for it, unless I can give it also. Most men want the 68, you do me and I owe you one, this does not work, if a woman gives you head then you have to return the favor and you better be good at it also, if not, you will never get head from her again, have a great weekend and see ya'll later, Cat

Part 4, butt fucking

We are going to talk about anal sex today. I had my first ass fuck many years ago. The lady I screwed in the ass showed me the ropes. She loved it in the ass better than the puss? I still can not understand this. We made out for a good long time and when we got to the bed, she told me what she wanted, I was young and did not understand at first. She had a jar of some grease and she took some and rubbed it on my dick, she then put some on her brown eye. She got on her back and guided me into that asshole. It was a little tighter than most of the pussies I have had so far in my 16 years. While I was stroking that cornhole she played with her clit, she loved it. I hung in there for a long time and had to add more grease twice. When I came, it felt like my load was coming from my head, man that was nice. Late in life I met a few ladies that loved to be fucked in the ass, just as much as the pussy. You have to take it very easy at first and then you can tear it up. It must stretch a lot. I have fucked in the ass many times and once knew a lady, her asshole was bigger than her pussy. She much rather be fucked in the ass than anything. The only bad thing about ass fucking, when you come and pull out, sometimes you have a little of last night supper on your dick, nasty, but it washes off. I have had black eye peas, rice and gravy and greens on my dick once. The best way to fuck in the ass is get the woman on her back, then you can look at those tits and puss at the same time, man that is sexy. I have done it several ways, but this is the best. Be sure to use plenty of lube and start slow and work your way up to fast. Most women don't like it, but if you ever get one that does, then you better watchout, your pussy days will be gone forever, at least with that woman. If she loves it, then you will have a ride of a life time, enjoy. Women can also come by ass fucking, I don't know how, unless you are playing with that clit, but they do and come a full load. That's all for now, I think I am going out and find me a ass to fuck, enjoy and take it easy, Cat

It's summer again

Here in Mcincrack county it was 86 yesterday, hot and humid. I went fishing and to look for the rest of the gators. The gators are gone, but I did catch about 15 big fish. I gave them to my neighbors, they loved me. While I was in the woods and on my island, gator hunting, I got into the ticks and redbugs, they ate my ass off. Those ticks are so small it takes a good eye and some great fingers to get those bastards out of your skin. I had one on my balls, and it hurt so bad, I finally got it off with nail clippers. Redbugs are so small, you can't see them, just feel them, they make you itch and sratch untill you bleed, use fingernail polish to kill only. I talked to my son in jail yesterday, no bond, he may even go up state for a year, I told him so. He will never learn, at 39 years of age, you would think he would have better sense? My only daughter is mad with me cause I will not do anything for him, Shit, after 12 DUI's, what the fuck can I do? I tolf her, that he told me, the week before he went to jail, that he was not going to stop or slow down on his drinking, case closed. I don't mind helping anyone, if he or she wants and tries to help themselfves. Stay turned for more sex tricks this week and take care all, Cat

Happy mothers day

To all the good mothers, I wish you a very happy day. I thank each and everyone of you for being a great mama. My kids never had a good mama, they all were either drunks or whores, so my hat is off to all of you mothers who care about there children. I raised four kids on my own, so I guess I am mama and daddy. And a note to all of you sorry ass mama's, the child you help and be good to you now, maybe the child that will come to you when you get old and need someone. I hope you start taking and loving your kids like I do. My last wife met a man and they started living together, whil the whole time I was paying support for my two boys, when it came down to the nirty gritty, theman told my ex, either me or those damn kids, she gave me the kids and married the sorry ass fucker. And woman that will turn there back on there own kids, is no damn good. That man did not last but two years, then the bitch wanted to come back to me. I told her to fuck off and go and get another one. She did, this time she had a little girl, they got divorced in four years, then she met another man, that adported the little girl, some fucking mama. To this day, she never paid me support and her family has forgotten my kids, and they were the first two grandkids, some fucking family, wouldn't you say. You never really know a woman until sometimes it is to fucking late. The final note, and this is to the men, if you have a good wife and a great mother for your kids, you better kiss her ass and do anything she wants you to do, cause she is a rare breed, take care and have a great day you mothers, Cat

Love machine part three

Here it is sport fans, part three. When making love to a lady, be sure to please them first. This topic is oral sex. Many women love it and most men like me love it also. It turns a lady on faster than anything. When you licking around the lag area, then you move in for the kill. Put your mouth on the love button and lick and suck on it at the same time. Please start slow at first, then you can speed it up to there liking. Lick around the man in the boat and try to knock him out of the boat and lick him back into the boat and the same time, this takes practice. Stay on the outside of the pussy at first, that is where the nerves are, go from side to side and up and down the pussy area. You can also put one of those lips in your mouth and suck and bite on it easy, be gentle. After licking and sucking on that clit for a while, you will have her attention by now. Now it is time to tongue fuck the glory hole, go in and out and once you are inside, take your tongue and try to tickle her navel from the inside, most men can't do this, so go back to the clit and give it hell again. A dike told me you night at a bar, us women know how to eat pussy. I told her that I have been eating pussy for 40 years and she would have to show me, she would not. I saw two girls in bed when I was 15 years old, they would not let me join in, but they did show me the ropes, they sat me down with a smoke and a cke and I watched, man was that sexy, I think I came in my jeans three times that night. I begged them to let me jump in, they said no, so I watched. Do this little trick and you will win your lady over. And if you ever find a girl that has never been eaten, then she is yours, forever. More coming next week, enjoy and don't hurt your tongue, Cat.

Another week

One of my best friends and his wife came up from Plant City Florida, for a few days. He just sold his business and retired, he got him a motorhome and doing a lot of traveling. We went out to eat last night at a seafood joint, fresh food from the docks at Darien Ga. He was thrilled at the food and loved my land and house.  Before my couple came in, Rob and Rick came by and had a visit, first time for Rick, we looked for the gators, but I think I got all of them. The last mama gator did not float up, no meat and no skin. Rick liked my pond and said it looked fishy. It is, been catching bream and redbreasts for several weeks now. When they came up, I was shooting squirrels, got three that morning. My 22 rifle needs to be sighted in, will do that today.