Yesterday I saw a great moon. I was out by the pond and I saw my bride walking in the yard. A few minutes later, I looked toward my wife and she done dropped her pants and was taking a long pee, then I saw her big ass MOON. I yelled at her and told her to pull those pants up, you may scare the neighbors.
No WAY that really happened...did it?
ReplyDeleteYes it did, we live on five acres and about half of the land is not cleared, many trees and brush between us and our neighbors. We do it all the time. Last winter I was doing some work to the yard and a pain hit me, I started to run to the house to take a good old shit and about half way, I started to shit my pants. I had shit running down my legs and into my shoes. I called Nancy and told her to get the water hose and wash me up. It was about 40 degrees that day, but I did get clean and saved my shoes. I had shit everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI hated it when a neighbor finally build on his propety next to mine.. Can still kill a deer or tuirkey whenever I want but his wife is home most of the time so can't haul it out and take a pee wherever the pain hits. Have to at least hide behind a tree.
ReplyDeleteEricia, I pee outside all the time, it keeps the deer from eating my flowers.
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