I dreamed last night that I was broke as shit. Did not have any money and no job. I went back to crime and being a very bad person, someone shot and killed me dead. Then I woke up in a cold sweat. Only been asleep about an hour and had this dream. I going to smoke some tonight and see if I dream again.
Smoking the right stuff is a proven cure for nightmares. I only get 'em when I don't smoke.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean about those bad dreams. Just the other night I had a bad one about back when I used to do speed (crystal meth - or whatever you wanna call it). The dream was so freaking close to being real, when I woke up, I could almost "taste" it lke I had been snorting in my dreams, and I asked my wife, I was like, I didn't do nothing did I? The look on her freshly awakened face, when I asked that was, You didn't do what? I said, sniff that shit off your thigh all the way to your crotch. All she said was, Honey, you musta been dreaming, cuz you ain't been near my crotch since last night. But I swear I could feel the effects of that nasty drug....
ReplyDeleteHell, it's the opposite here...I dream we actually have money...LOL
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