Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Having A Shitty Problem Today

Haley has been putting tampons in my bathroom and it will not even flush pee. I told her and Nancy has told her a thousand times, throw them in the little plastic trash can next to the john. I have explained it to her manyl times, but she has a very hard head. Now I will have to take the john apart and run a long ass snake down the lines, man what a shitty job.

12 comments:

  1. Well if thats the worst that has happened your still ahead of the game. Hey I don't recall if you ever sold your bike or not did you ever find a buyer?

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  2. No, my bike is still in the garage. I just purchased a solid battery and got it running. The person that wanted it, has no money.

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  3. Action speaks louder than words. You've told her many times and she ignores you. Next time it happens take one of them tampons and shove it down her gotdam throat. Better yet, shit in the toilet and make her clean it out when it won't flush.

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  4. Good iidea Assrot, next time I will do that.

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  5. Or you could make her help you fix the problem. But I kind of like Assrot's dump in the toilet idea.

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  6. you might as well figure on having the septic tank pumped out too because those tampons and condums will never deteriate

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  7. GuyK you maybe correct. No one in this house uses rubbers, I have been cut, all juice and no seed. Those white cigars are a bitch to septic tanks. Thanks for the advice, Cat

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  8. In Brooklyn, we call used condoms found in the Atlantic Ocean "Coney Island Whitefish." Just thought youse needed to know that, since it was slightly on-topic.

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  9. Erica, down in our parts of Georgia, our studs wear and use the newer ones, like blue, red, black, green and yellow. When I walk in the woods, I find them all over the place. We must have some very horny men in our state.

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  10. Yuck. After spending so much time in Mexico where the toilets don't flush even if you just pee, I don't even flush toilet paper unless I've taken a crap.

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  11. ... now THAT is a problem that I hope I never have.... good luck with training her to use that trash can....

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  12. live with wife and three daughters. All their monthly sanitaries go down the toilet after use to the septic tank and never have caused any trouble. also put all our garbage down a disposer.

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