I went fishing this morning in my pond. When I arrived that crazy gator was waiting for me. I started to fish and he ran after my green float this time. I changed colors on his ass and now I know he likes green also. I went after my float serverl times and I was a little faster than he was. On my last throw, I threew it about 10 yards behind him, he swam to get it and I pulled it away from him. I was sitting one foot from the water and he looked at me with those scarey looking eyes and started at me. He stopped about two feet from me and we had a staring match, he won, I packed up shop and walked back to my house, about 600 feet from my house. Tomorrow is another day. I may get some chicken and use a heavy ass line and tackle and try to get him on the bank. If I do, I will kill him and eat his tail and wings in all four arms. AS friend of mine wants the ribs, he said they taste just like hot wings from Hooters, we will see.
Damn, Cat. You're farookin' crazy. Staring match with an alligator? You need about a half dozen grenades to toss into that pond.
ReplyDeletewhen I get there in Janwe'll bait the sumbitch and get him p on the bank and pop a cap in his funkin head
ReplyDelete..... damnation, man.... staring down a gator and you have dropped me from your blogroll?..... I piss you off or something?......
ReplyDeleteI knew all the post would lead to you eating the sucker. Reel him in and sh** him out.
ReplyDeletePortable generator, some long insulated wire , a ground rod or large surface area of sheet metal. and some bait. Connect one pole (neutral) of the genny to a ground rod, or a large surface area of metal thrown into the pond. Then connect the hot lead to the long-ass wire with a nice hook and a bit of metal embedded in some nice bait, a chunk of chicken should work. I think you can fill in the rest.... Mmmm, well done Gator, tastes like Chicken.. of course if you are close enough to the electric that you can run a lead from the hot to the bait you do not need the generator or the ground..
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