Friday, December 29, 2006

Fireworks

Fireworks are legal now in Georgia. For many years it was against the law. South Carolina you could buy fireworks then bring them across the river and shoot them in Georgia. The cops were bad about this on many holidays. Some of those bombs were very strong and they could blow a big mail box up. Ed is a good friend of mine and use to live next door to Rob. Every holiday they would buy a lot of fireworks and shoot them on the night of the holiday. I was invited to a few of these shooting. Rob's neighbors would buy a few hundred dollars of the very large bombs, the ones that flew into to sky and burst into many pieces and then explode. They were very nice and very loud. One year, we all got drunk and the women were after our ass to start the firework show, we wanted to wait till midnight He had about six couples with there kids in the front yard. We started to set the VooDoo bombs out. Man we were drunk. I had a 1200 pack of firecrackers sitting on the bed of my truck ready to light, while we were lighting some bombs, someone slipped over to my truck and lit my package, without anyone knowing about it. When those firecrackers started going off, it sounded like world war three. It scared the shit out of all of us. We shot bombs, chasers, TNT and cherry bombs off till about two in the morning. Did I say we were drinking? We I was getting ready to drive home, someone talked me into letting my wife drive, thanks goodness she did, about two miles from Ed's house was a road block, cops everywhere. Nancy had a few drinks, but I was gone, we made it okay, the cops laughed at me and told Nancy that I was lucky, he told Nancy that they have already caught 12 people DUI and took them to jail and pulled there cars and trucks. Man, I was lucky. It took me and Rob two days to sober up, my hang over was so bad, I almost went to the doctor, it hurt that bad folks. That was the last time I did that in Rob's county. Too long of a drive back to my house. A few days later, I talked to several of the guests about the fireworks and we all spent over 600.00 for all the rockets and bombs, amazing for a small street of friends. I want to shoot some fireworks this year for the kids on my road, but most of there parents are afraid of me. If I do, I will only shoot off about a 100.00 worth, that should be enough. They are legal now in Georgia and Walmart sells them pretty cheap. I saw a 250.00 package of the assorted kinds, a big box of rockets and bombs for only 89.00, that maybe the way to go. I will nto be drinking and hope to let the children have fun, may even take out some guns and build a huge fire outside. Happy New Year people, Cat

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Shopping today

Drove 60 miles today for shopping for my New Years meal. We will have baked ham, collards greens, blackeyed peas with meat over white rice, sweet paotatoes and a small roast beef rump roast cooked with white potatoes, onions, celery, carrots and lots of garlic. Home made cornbeard and peach cobbler for the nail in the coffin. Come and join us bring in the new year.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

One down and one to go.

It took forever for christmas to get here and now it is finally gone. New Years is almost here and gone also. This was the first christmas that I did not drink anything stronger than coke or coffee. I was not in the mood, plus my kids had better places to go and things to do. I can't do much traveling anymore, because of my very bad back. I stayed home with wife and a few friends and ate and watched my new TV. In the last three years have have lost 22 friends for one reason or another. Rob's passing was a bad thing to get over this past year. When I retired and he got canned, we saw each other all the time, then one day he is gone. I know he loved all of his blog people and friends he had all around the place. He wanted to meet more people and we were going to take a trip back to Costa Rico, never happened. I thank Sam and Stevie for running Gut Rumbles and for all the old posting that has been done lately, brings back memories, thanks again. I talked to Georgia and Stevie the other day and all of us had a good laugh at old bowleggs. I talk to Little Toni sometimes and we both make each other laugh and of course Debbie, Chablis. I am sure we all miss bowloeggs. I hope that all of you have a great new year and hope to see ya'll soon, Cat

Monday, December 25, 2006

My Christmas Presents

I must be doing something right again this year. I got the samething that I got last year. I got a piece of pussy and a shirt. Both of them were a few sizes too large for me. During our Christmas fucking yesterday, I made the comment about her pussy being so damn big, she then told me that she couldn't help that I had a small dick. We laughed and kept on fucking, what a day, Cat

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Can James Brown Get Down?

James Brown, the godfather of soul, died last night. He was 73 years old. I saw James Brown back in 1963 at a all black night club in Savannah Georgia, it was in west Savannah at a club called the Flamingo, it was on Gwinnett street at west broad streets. Me and three of my friends went and saw James, we were the only white kids at the dance. I bet we stuck out like flies in a bowl of flour? That club use to bring in all of the great black bands of the 50's and 60's. I even saw Little Richard there once. I loved James music back then, his new stuff sucked. He lived a hell of a life. He was born and lived in Augusta Georgia. Rest In Peace James.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

A Christmas Poem From Me.

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Mama from the whorehouse and Daddy from the jail, I just got in bed to get me some tail. I heard a noise outside of my window, I jumped from my wife to see what's the matter. It must have been Saint Nick?

Friday, December 22, 2006

Rosie vs Trump

This has been funny reading about Rosie and Trump. I hate both of them. I really feel sorry for Rosie's girlfriend, how would you like eating Rosie's pussy? Not me.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Finished with my horse dentist.

I went today and saw the old horse dentist, I had two more jaw teeth pulled and cut out. It was no pain in the nasty ass office, but when I got home, the pain kicked in and the swelling has gotten very large. I ate a slice of country ham with bread, man it was good and I think the salt really helped my gums. I am now finished with this doctor. I will find a good young dentist to make me a few crowns. My dentist in Savannah wanted 15,800.00 to fix my mouth, shit that is a lot of money at my age. I still have some good teeth left and a four piece crown, I can still eat. I may just let all of them ride until I need choppers, who knows and who cares. My mama had eight sets of teeth and she only wore them when she went off. That woman could eat an apple with her gums. I have some more pain pills and some Keflex to keep down infection, I know I will be fine in a few days. I have some friends coming for christmas dinner and then we will shoot some guns. All of my fish are grwing in the pond, I feed them every week. I will be catching some big ass fresh water fish this summer. All of my christmas shopping is done. Ya'll have a great and safe christmas, Cat

Thursday, December 14, 2006

I almost got me some pussy this morning.

I have not been getting much sleep these past three weeks. My bride went to bed early last night, we went to a Christmas party in town. I stayed up till about four, got into bed, started rubbing that big ass of hers and then climbed aboard, she kicked me off and cursed me out and then rolled over and went back to sleep. See sportfans, I almost got some pussy this morning, all she would have had to say is yes, and then I would be knee deep in pussy, have a great weekend and get that shopping done, Cat

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Almost back to normal.

My mouth is feeling a lot better, but I have not been sleeping worth a shit lately. I have not been to sleep in two days. The weather has gotten warmer from our cold front last week, but it is raining. When it rains, my back and bones hurt worst than anything. I think sometimes that I am a weatherman, I know hen it is going to turn cold or rain. Since I was not sleeping again last night, I had a idea to get some pussy around four oclock this morning. My bride got up to pee and let a cat out and I said to myself, this is a good time to get laid. You know the old saying, woke up pussy is worst than warmed over coffee. Well she was up, I did not have to wake her. When I tried my very best to get some action, she said no and turned over and went back to sleep, lucky woman. I think thirty years of shift work at the plant has screwed up my sleeping worst than my bad back. If I can't sleep tonight and the creek doesn't rise, I will get me some pussy.

Saturday, December 9, 2006

More news about my Dentist.

I am foing a lot better people. That man must never spend any money on his office. His office was a old house, when I was put back in a room, the dental chair must have been 80 years old, it was torn and the cover was very nasty. It only had a homemade light next to the chair, no drills, vaccum hoses, nothing to spit in, nothing. I looked around and saw that all of his supplies were in a craftsman red and white stand up tool box, the one that care repairmen have, nothing in that office was modern. He came in and gave me a few shots and told me that he would be back in a few mintues. As I was waiting for him to return, I got out of the chair and walked around. The level in all of the flours were off about three inches, the doorways were higher than the back of the room. I walked to the back window of the room I was in and saw another man's backyard, very close, only a small fence was between both houses. There was rotten wood everywhere. He finally came back in and started to pulled these three teeth. The first one came out very easy, it was loose when I got there, the next tooth, he broke off and had to chip it out and the last tooth, he had to dig first and then pulled the baby out with another four pulls, finally they were all out. This man went and got his degree from Yale, so he must know a little about being a dentist. He then gave me three meds, one dope, one grem killer and a oxytin and told me how and when to take. I then went to the front desk and paid my bill, only 215.00 for three teeth pulled and about six xrays. I then went outside and my bride was not there. I walked around his office and saw that he drove a brand new Caddie, but the house was falling down and all four sides were rotten with decay and termites. That was a deal for me and I guess I will live another day. He was a okay guy, just nasty, he wore the dirties tennis shoes that I ever seen, a dirty pair of pants and a plaid shirt, he did wear new rubber gloves on me, I think? Would you have stayed and let him work on your?

Thursday, December 7, 2006

Thanks People

I am very glad to see most people hate the dentish as much as I do. Thanks for all the good wishes. I am better today, stayed in bed all day yesterday, took drugs and stayed warm, ate soup and got some rest. I feel a lot better today. I will have to tell you about this dentish when I feel better, he will make you laugh. It was the first time I seen him, his office was an old house that looks like it is about to fall down. While I was waiting to see this Doc, a roach ran over my arm in the waiting room. I was thinking then, I should leave this place and don't go back, but my teeth were hurting so damn bad, I wanted to get them pulled. More coming soon, he was a trip.

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

I went to see the tooth doctor today.

First of all, I hate to go to them. I had four crowns adding to my mouth years ago. They are all falling out, just old, I guess. He saw me and told me that I needed to have three teeth pulled. I asked, today? He said yes, while I was already in his chair. They took a whole set of arays and he came back and showed mw what he was talking about. If I would have known about this before I left the house, I would have gotten fucked up on drugs and booze. I hate to have teeth pulled. He came in and shot me about six times, hurt like hell. He said he was doing two sets of crowns in the other rooms and I would not be a problem. The first tooth came out easy, the second one was a little harder to get out, the third and last one was a motherfucker, it broke into and then he started digging around the bottom of the tooth just trying to get at it. After about ten mintues, he finally got it. It was hurting and he was sweating and making all types of sounds. I am very glad it is over.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I had some goodluck today

Last week when I purchased my Samsung 46 inch DLP television, I got a great price on it, at least I thought I did. I was reading the paper today and another company had my TV on cloe-out, so I went back and got a 287.97 credit. They matched the other stores price plus gave me another 25%. That was one hell of a deal. My son Ryan and his bride is flying in from New York friday for a weeks visit. This will be theor christmas with us. I am very proud of Ryan, he overcame cancer and finally got married over a year ago. He is doing very well these days. I am also very happy and proud of my only daughter Stephanie also. She has raised two fine kids and has a very good job. Stephanir has really grown up these last few years, two teenagers will do that to you. We should have a great visit and go to many places for Dawn can see the old south, she is from New York.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Back To Normal

Everything is back to normal at the Catfish house. Chuck came for a few days and so did my old lady's sister, Mary. Mary is a whopper of a woman, she weighs in about 240 pounds and eats like a horse. Chuck has been having blood and sugar problems lately. He has been going to doctors for over a month and he stays fucked up and dizzy all the time. Both of them ate like a bunch of mules these last three days. I hope they had a good time, I was on my best behavior for over a week now. Now that they are all gone, I can get back to my fucking. I have been very horny lately, I don't know what has gotten into me? I heard from my children and all is well. I hope ya'll had a great thanksgiving, take care, Cat

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I got some pussy last night.

I don't know if I got the pussy or the pussy got me last night. I was horny as hell all day yesterday, bad weather and cold with 30 mile an hour wind. I stayed in all day yesterday. Going to shop for more food today and then I will try and knock me off another piece of pussy today. I don't know what's wrong with me? I have been thinking about pussy for a few days now. I think pussy won the battle yesterday, I will try and win today. When I was a lot younger fucking was almost a daily event, now that I am older and retired, I have let pussy slip from my diet lately. I still love it to death, but it is more like work than fun these days. Sometimes I would get pussy morning, noon and night, now I get it when I really want it. My old lady thinks the same way as I do these days. I don't know how you other men think and act about pussy, but my ideas about pussy have changed since I have gotten older. I still love it and maybe tomorrow I will have it for a dessert if my heart and back can take it. I hope ya'll have a very nice thanksgiving and please be safe, Cat

Monday, November 20, 2006

Bad weather

Today is cold and wet in coastal Georgia. It got down to 38 degrees last night and started to rain. The wind is blowing up a storm. This weather is good for two things, fucking and sleeping and I am not doing either one at this time. I think I will get the old lady in bed and give her a work out. I have company coming for thanksgiving, so I better do my fucking tonight or tomorrow morning. I hope all of my readers and friends have a very nice and safe thanksgiving, Cat

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Going to buy a New LCD TV today.

I am sick of fucking with this shit, I am going to town and buy a new TV today. If I don't get one today, then I will have to wait until after the holidays. To many people out shopping. I am thinking about another Sony or a Samsung, 42 to 50 inch LCD. I love TV, when I retired, I fell in love with TV, I watch it about 12 hours a day. I will let you know what happens, should be fun, taking the old lady with me. Lunch and shopping, I can't wait.

Just got home

I shopped all day long and finally purchased a brand new model Samsung 46 inch DLP flat screen television. I just got it hooked up and man what a picture. I did not buy abother Sony, cause my last Sony went out at 5 years old, no picture and it would have coast 1,000.00 to fix, well I added a few more dollars and got a new TV. I hope I have good service with it? Take care all.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

My brain is wasted.

Today was the day I went to Savannah and saw my doctor. I got there a few mintues early and told the girls out front my name. They could not find my name, one of the girls looked on the next day sheet and told me that I was one day early. I asked her to get me in, cause I live 65 miles from Savannah, after about ten mintues, she told me to make another appointment, the doctor was full up and could not see me. So I made another one for November the 30th. Shit I must have looked at the date wrong? I must be going crazy? Something is wrong with me. Still have not purchased a TV set yet, don't know what type to buy. And sex, what sex, I can only think about other things at this time. Maybe I will do some good old sport fucking this weekend, nothing planned.

Monday, November 6, 2006

My day, today

My Sony Wega EV went out a few days ago. A Sony techman came to my house this morning and dropped a bomb on me, he told me that it would take 1,024.00 to fix my tv. I paid him 99.00 to tell me this and I told him not to fix it, I will go out and buy a new DLP bigger svreen TV this week. What type of TV is the best? Please tell me your choice on TV's. My Sony Wga is only 5 years old. I have been buying Sony's for 25 years and this is the first one that died. I voted after he gave me the bad news. I voted all Republican today. Then I drove to town and had a great big ass country meal, fried chicken, country fried steak, beans, rice and gravy, peas and a small salad. Got my big belly full then went home and started reading about TV's. They make so many these days, I think the DLP and LCD has the better picture and are the newest ones out. Next year they will be old models, they change just as fast as computers. Ya'll check back and answer my questions, Cat

Sunday, November 5, 2006

My Blog Has Gone To Shit

Yesterday, my wife and I went to Walmart. He stopped and had Chinese food before we shopped. I had to wait for her when we were leaving the house, she had to take a potty. Walmart is 27 miles from my house. When we got to the Chinese joint, we ate and then she went to the bathroom just as we were leaving. In the truck she told me she had just blowed out again. As soon as we pulled into Walmarts parking area, she said, stop the truck, I got to go shit again. She ran into the store while I found a parking place. After about 20 mintues, she found me in the cat food section, she said she just made it and left Walmart a pair of drawers, she told me she had racing stripes, 6 inches long in her panties. While I was checking out, she ran like a football player to the bathroom again, when she got back to me, she told me, damn, I thought I was finished and all of a sudden, total blow out. While riding home, she said that she was sick and thought she may have to shit again, I asked her what was wrong, she said nothing. I told her that we ate the samethings and I did not blow out even once. When we got home and started to unload the truck, she stopped and looked at me funny and dropped her bags and ran like hell again to the bathroom. That makes 5 times in the last 3 hours. She then went to bed and got some rest. I don't know what happened to her. When it was all over and she finally got out of bed to make me some supper, she laughed her ass off about all the blow outs she had that day. I told you my blog is going to the shits, Cat

Saturday, November 4, 2006

Georgia Bulldog football

Mine and Rob's beloved Georgia Bulldogs got the shit beat out of them yesterday. Georgia football was looking very good the first half of the season, then all of a sudden, we went from sugar to shit in just three weeks. I thought we had a winner this year, going to a major bowl game and all, then looked what happened to us. We dropped the ball and played like shit. Many years ago, a Georgia football game was the best thing to do in Georgia. When I was in Athens, the football stadium was very small, we use to sit on the railroad tracks over the end zone and watch the games forfree. You had to get there early to get a spot and a good seat. We all partied and drank beer till it came out of our ears. It was a major party, we smoked a lot of dope and drank everything in site. Now they have enclosed both end zones, the party is over now. Maybe next year we will get them. Go Dogs.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

I went to Fort Stewart today

The3rd ID lives at Fort Steward in Hinesville Georgia. They have been overseas twice before and they were told yesterday that the 25,000 troops at Fort Steward were going back again. This town is nothing but soldiers, take them away and it would be no town. The mood of the ones I talked to were crazied at the many times they have been over there. Most of them are for the war and want it to end as soon as possible. Anyone remember Nam? shit lasted many years and looked like we would never leave. I hope we go over there and kick ass and hurry home. Thanks to all of our troops for the freedom we share, Cat

Monday, October 30, 2006

Must not have?

I think I did not get enough pussy the other night? When I went to bed last night, I woke up about an hour later with a giant hard on. I was thinking about some young pussy, I was knee deep in pussy and had three girls trying to screw my guts out. When I woke, it was a dream that was almost true. I could even smell pussy in my bedroom. I thought I was fucking, I got up, smoked a Camel, took a piss and walked the house. Went back to sleep and damn if I didn't start dreaming about more pussy. This time it was back when I was 24 years old and I just met a lady around 40, she liked to have fucked me to death, we dated for about 3 months and then we went our merry ways. She was a killer of a woman at her age. It seems like 40 was old back then, now that I am getting older, 40 is now very young. I wish I had some 40 year old pussy now. My back is still killing me, but pussy is pussy and I still want my share and someone elses also. I think I may try and screw the old lady tonight, wish me luck, Cat

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Update on my pussy getting.

I finally got some pussy. More than I really wanted, but I didget some. My family finally left to go back home and my friends went back home, so I wanted and needed some pussy. We showered, got into bed, made out like a couple of teenagers, I worked her up pretty damn good. The foreplay lasted a very long time, all of a sudden my dick started to grown, she grabbed the dick and put the thing into her sweet box. I staterted to fuck like a teenage boy, man that bought back memories. I had her humming and coming and then when my back started to hurt, I decided to cum and get over with it. It did not happen as planned, I couldn't just cum, she had already came a few times and I almost had her talking in tongues, I finally exploded, it felt like the cum was coming out of my head, man what climax. This was a great treat for both us us. I know I can still get it up and she know I can still make her wet. It was very good but my back is paying for it today. Maybe weeks before some more fucking, I hope I will be up for the fun. Till next time. take it easy and have a agreat weekend, Cat

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Stocking my pond today

I got a call from the DNR and I am picking up over a 1,000 baby fish today for my pond. I will have to but them, cheap, because I am buying them from the state of Georgia. I am getting bream, shellcrackers, bass and some catfish. Next year this time, I will be catching fish like crazy and big ones at that. The officer told me that they would be big within 9 months, I hope so. Chuck is coming down to help me with the work and feeding. Will be also build a big ass outside fire tonight. The temp dropped two days ago. It got down to 40 last night, cold for this time of year. Ya'll take care now, Cat

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Pussy, when I was a young man

When I was young, goodlooking, had everything I wanted and still in high school, I would go up to girls  that I just met and asked, you want to go out with me and fuck? Man I use to get a lot of pussy , I also got hit in the face alot also. Those girls in school loved me, I was the school playboy, I worked, had money and a new car and loved to party and drink on the weekends. I was known to be a bad funny boy. I got plenty of dates and also had some very interesting things to happen to me on the way of getting laid. Some I got, some I didn't. I got my share and two or three others also. Those were the days, the happiest times of my life, Cat

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Did not get any pussy

My daughter and her kids came in early, did not get any pussy. Maybe after they leave sunday, I will then try and tear it up. I was in the mood for some hard fucking, now all I can do is think about it tillmy kids leave. Been having fun, eating and laughing our asses off. My grand daughter has two friends with her, one boy and one girl, they have kept me in stiches so far. I must be getting old, these kids are crazy. I got into a lot of trouble when I was there age, but they do different things than what I use to do. When I get the pussy, I will write about it and tell ya'll all the details, Cat

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Visitors coming this weekend

My daughter and grandchild is coming up this weekend. I went out today and got some food and treats for the. Green peanuts and shrimp, what a treat for her. Stephanie was raised on boiled peanuts, down in Florida you can't buy them green. She has only had them once this year. Becky's boyfriend is coming plus a girlfriend of hers, beat friends for years, Becky is 14 years old growing on 30. My grandson can't come, he is working. My oldest son Joey is coming also to play cards and do some very hard drinking, he drinks all the time, so that is not a treat for him. He is a drunk and wouldn't stop even if his life depended on it. Should be a great weekend. I have been thinking about sex this past week, when I was shopping this morning, I saw a very pretty lady at the store, I almost fell and busted my ass looking at her. Sex is a killer, if I am going to do some fucking soon, I better do it tonight, the kids will be here tomorrow. I hope my back holds up? Maybe I will just get it hard and let the old lady just sit on it and get all she wants, who the fuck knows. If I get it it will be fine, if not, who cares. Watchout for the turn out tomorrow on fucking, Cat

Monday, October 16, 2006

I missed a great party.

My buddy, Eric, SWG, had a birthday party with some bloggers and friends over the weekend. I was invited but could not make the trip. My back is killing me and I am alsmost pilled and drugged out. I wear two patches and take great amounts of dope. If I don't get some help soon, my liver is going to fail. I wish I could have gone to Eric's house to see my old friends again. I bet they had a great time? I talked to Denny, the old cripple and he told me that I was missed. I am very sorry I could not make it. I see anoth quack Nov 11, 2006 to see about my back and pain control. I hope I can get some help. I can't do anything I enjoy anymore. I love parties and blog meets and will go to all of them except for my very bad back. Maybe I will get some help. Take care and hope you had a good birthday Eric.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

My Beloved Georgia Bulldogs

Yesterday my beloved Georgia Bulldogs got the shit beat out of them, again. First it was Tennessee last week and now it was Vandy yesterday. They went from number ten in the polls down to 16 and tomorrow they will go down even further. My old friend bowleggs, where ever he is, would be very pissed at the Dawgs. From sugar to shit in just two weeks, amazing. I watched the game a little and also saw the Gators get whipped by the War Eagles, good news. It dropped down to 44 degrees in coastal Georgia last night and the high today will be around 70, great ass weather, no heat and no air. Everything here is okay, I still hurt like hell but that's the way it's going to be for the reat of my life. I want to wish a friend of mine a great birthday, Eric at SWG turned 34 this weekend. I hope he has many more. I have not been posting as much, because of my pain, but I will start to write even more within the next few days. I hope ya'll have a great new week and take care, Cat

Monday, October 9, 2006

Baseball Time Again

Thge baseball playoffs are here, good time of year, the weather starts to cool down and football is in full swing also. I hope the Tigers win the world series, they have hot been there since the80's. I am very glad the Yankees did not win, they all the highest paid ball players in the league. Looks like it backfired on them, good, I hate those Yankees. I like the Mets, so I hope it will be between the Tigers and the Mets, whith the Tigers winning everything. Down here in coastal Georgia, the weather is getting very nice, warm days and cool nights, no bugs either. I am buliding a fire outside tonight and having a a few beers, man, this is living. I hope ya;ll have a great week, Cat

Friday, October 6, 2006

Crap Blogging

I just read a post on Gut Rumbles from Lillie Toni about Rob's crapping. I have know Rob to shit his pants about ten times. When I moved to my new house I posted about doing yard work and a pain hit me very hard, it was 32 degrees outside and when I started to run to the house to take a shit, I only got about half way, when the shit started to roll down my leggs and ended up in my shoes. That was some nasty shit, half hard and hald wet, it ran down so hard, it filled up my shoes. I took off my pants and underwear, took my shoes off and got the water hose. It was cold has hell but I had to wash that shit off of me and my clothes. It was some nasty shit and cold. Later that night I posted about it on my blog. Robbie called me and laughed his ass off at me. I told him that it was very cold and the water was even cooler. After that post, I started getting emails and other stories about other people shitting their pants. If someone tells you that they have never shit their pants, then they are lieing, everyone has shit themselfves, one time or another. I have shit myself many times and after the fact, I laugh my ass off.  I have gone to work a many a time and come home with no underwear, guess what I did?  Rob and me have had a many crap tales, this one was a very good tale of Rob's.

Sunday, October 1, 2006

They fucked it up.

Has anyone been watching any football this year? They have fucked up football once again. They have installed replay on all college football downs. The rules were changed this year, the clock for one thing, just to make the game run faster. Not as many time outs and the clock starts on exchanges of the ball and they did this to make games to be played in under three hours. They also installed replays and reviews on every play, this has slowed the game up big time. The bad thing about replay, the officals can't even get the call correct even with replay. These guys make big money for only a few months of work, they are also repaid there travel money, food, tips, hotel rooms and air fares. Great job, but they still fuck up calls. All sports are beginning to suck, a big waste of time for us to watch. I hope they change these ruls around next year, ya'll take care, Cat

Thursday, September 28, 2006

My, My, My

Sorry for not posting much lately. I have been in a lot of pain and not been sleeping much these days. I wish I could get rid of this fucking pain. It is almost the worst I have had it in years. I have been reading on Rob's old site, Little Toni, will be doing some posting for Sam. I think that is great news and his web site will always be up, thanks to Paul and a few other people. Most people did not know my buddy bowleggs, he was a sport. He was  not the same person in real life, his blog was not really the truth about Robbie. I just found out that his ex wife and her new husband has just purchased a home in his old neighborhood, the mimi farm. They just paid 375,000.00 for a house about a block away from Rob's old house. When Rob was married he lived down the road from our friend Willy and just past another friend named Ed. I talked to Ed yesterday and he told me all about it. I miss my buddy bowleggs, he was a good friend. I hope Sam is doing better with her loss. Fishing has been sucking lately and no gators to talk about. I have been killing a few snakes, killer snakes that is, I let the good ones live to eat frogs and other snakes. It is getting to be hunting season down here in coastal Georgia, bird huntings is very large down here. I want to go on a dove hunt soon. When I lived in Statesboro Ga many years ago, I owned two great bird dogs, when I moved back to Savannah, I sold my dogs for 10,000.00, if I had them now, I could sell them for twice that now. Great bird dogs are very hard to find. I love to shoot birds when flushed out by dogs and then let the dogs go and get them for you and bring them back and drop them at your feet. I am a lazy hunter. I use to kill many deers, I joined huntings clubs all over Georgia. Land is very scarce now and the clubs charge too much money for three months of hunting. I can kill deer on my land for free. My wife knows how to cook deer meat very good. She uses instant coffee to tender it. Enough about hunting and the great outdoors, now let's talk a little about sex. I just was thinking about pussy again, still have not gotten any lately, not because I haven't wanted it, just could not get any. I still want it all the time, but can't get it up. That makes me mad as hell. My friends tell me all the time, Cat, if you never get another piece, you have had enough for at least three other men. I guess they are right, I have done a lot of fucking in my day. I hope I am not finished with pussy yet. I hope all of you have a great weekend and watch a little football and relax, take care, Cat

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Thinking of pussy again.

I must be feeling a little better? I am thinking about pussy again. Pussy is one of the best things in this world. When I was younger I would do anything for a piece of pussy. When I was 16 years old, south Carolina drinking age was 18 and Georgia was still 21. We use to load up a car and drive across the bridge to south Carolina where there was a few clubs that you could drink beer and dance, one of the clubs was Ma and Pa's snack shack. Beers were 25 cents each and all the food items were less than a dollar. The jukebox was 6 plays for a quarter and it was the best jukebox within 50 miles. I use to go and buy a few beers for girls and then take them for a ride down a few country roads, that's when I would park and get my pussy. This happened every friday and saturday nights. One night, it was raining cats and dogs, I got a pretty young girl and a six pack and took off for a ride, we got parked and started having fun, after the fucking, I tried to get back on the hard road and got stucked in the mud. I got out and put logs and tree limbs under the tires, in the rain, and still could not get out. We sat and worried for a few hours, did not know how we were going to get out. My cracker ass finally got out of my car and walked about 3 miles to a farm house and asked the owner if he could help me? He said yes, he drove me back to my car and pulled us out with his truck. He looked at my date a little funny and as we were driving back to Ma and Pa's my date told me that the man that pulled us out was her uncle. I got very nervous and dropped her off at the snack shack and I never took her riding again. Like I said before, I would do anything for pussy.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Feeling bad

The weather here in coastal Georgia has been wet. When it rains my bones and back starts to hurt very bad, worst than normal. I have been taking it easy, eating, sleeping, talking to friends and family, not much else. My pain lever has been on 10 for the last few days. My patches , I thought that were working, seems to have stopped. I eat pills like they are like candy. I will try and get back in the swing in a few days, it sucks not to be able to do anything that I would love to do. I walked down to the pond today for the first time in three days, I saw a six foot gator, but I had no gun or camera, maybe later in the week. Everything else about the same. I did talk to Ryan, my son in New York, he is coming for christmas, that was great news. My daughter called me last night to check on me, she is worried because I have not posted or emailed her lately. I will be okay. Later my friends and thanks for asking about me, Cat

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Pussy last night?

Yes sportfans, I was thinking about getting me some pussy last night. I went to bed a little early for a change, around one oclock, I started playing around and talking sweet things to my bride.  I really wanted some pussy last night, I had her worked up and ready to go, but my dick was dead as a doorknob. A few years ago, I was gased at work, with sukfur dixiode, and carried to the ER. My heart beat was up to 220 beats per minute, they gave me shots to bring it down, did not work. They actually gave me a shot, to kill me and then restart my heart a few minutes later, it worked, but then it started racing again. It took them three times to get me under control. While I was in ICU, the doctors put me on beta-blockers to get my heart rate back in the normal range. The next day, my lung doctor came in to see me. He was very young and told me that the beta-blockers along with my heart pills would make my dick drop and he saidthat I would have to say goodbye to my sex life. I laughed at his ass and when my doctor friend, he grew up in my old neigborhood came to see me, I asked him about those pills. He said they could fuck up my dick most of the time. When I finally came home, the first thing I wanted to do was to fuck and fuck hard. It was still hard as korean math. I laughed at those doctors and told myself that they were crazy, my dick was good as old.Months went bye and sure enough, those doctors were telling the truth, my dick was dead most of the time. It was trying to shoot pool with a rope, very hard to do. Now days, I have to be in the mood very much and want pussy very badly to fuck, sometimes my dick is okay, other times it is dead. I have come to my attention that there is more to life than pussy, not much, but there is. Back to my fucking last night, pussy won the battle last night, but I have not given up. I take seven pills in the morning and four pills at night plus all of my pain meds all during the day. Those patches are helping with a few perocets in between. Now all I do is think about and talk pussy all the time, those were the days, I enjoy a lot of other things nowdays. For a man that has loved pussy all of his life it is a strange change in my life. I hope none of my male friends ever have to take these beta-blockers. The next time my dick gets hard no matter when I am and what I am doing, I will drop everything and fuck. Man, what a life, Cat

Monday, September 11, 2006

Sounds like I missed a good time in Helen.

I have been reading and checking out web sites about Helen. Looks like it was a great time with good people. I wish I could have gone. My back is killing me. I was going to leave wednesday and stay over in Atlanta then make the trip to Helen the next day, I could not get out the bed. If I would have made the trip, I would have been in bed the whole time, just like Rob his last trip to Helen. That would have sucked. I am very sorry I missed it and missed meeting a few new people that I really wanted to me. I have been taking it easy for the last few days, my mind, what I have left, has been swimming lately. I have been thinking about all types of shit, death is not one of them. I was thinking about my life and my family and friends . I am very lucky to have lots of both. I need to go see my 99 year old aunt again, before she dies. The last time I saw her, about a month ago Lucille looked very old and sick. I only have two aunts living and no uncles. Mama and Daddy had plenty of brothers and sisters. All of daddy's are dead, been dead a long time. Shit, dad died 24 years ago. Agin I am sorry for issing the trip, but I could not make it, Cat

Thursday, September 7, 2006

Helen Georgia

I will not be making the trip to Helen this morning. I have had a very bad week. My back is killing me. I was going to leave yesterday for Atlanta Georgia to see my cousins then go to Helen today. I could not get out of bed yesterday. It has been raining for three straight days here in coastal Georgia, when it rains, my back seems to get worst. I will miss seeing all of my friends and I wanted to go and meet some new people. Maybe next time. My back is very bad and I am having to change my life style. I can't ride or drive for long periods of time. I am very sad that I am not going, Helen is a very nice place for a party and seeing friends. The trip from my house to Helen is about 400 miles, I was going to make it a two day drive, stop in Atlanta and spend the night with relatives and then drive to Helen, which is another 80 miles from Atlants, I just can;t get my old body going. I have been planning this trip for a few months, I have also called a few people and told them that I was going to try my best to be there. Rich and Georgia are going today, they also asked me to ride with them, I wish I could, but can't. I am very sorry. Maybe next time. I hope ya;ll have a great party and enjoy the city of Helen, Rob loved Helen Georgia very much. Ya'll take some pictures and post them next week for me, thanks again and be safe, Cat

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

A two bagger

I once screwed a woman so damn ugly, I had to use a bag on her head and a bag for my head, just in case her bag fell off, now that is ugly. Ugly women usually has some good pussy, they don't get laid as often as pretty girls. They also try harder to please, cause it maybe there last dick for a while. And the main reason to get a very ugly woman as a girl friend, no one else wants her. You are safe as safe can be. Plus you can fuck a ugly woman anyway you want to, you can be hard and tough with her, as for a pretty woman, they don't want you to mess up their hair and fuck up their makeup. Yes, I do love ugly women, they can make a grest mate and also they are very honest. So when you get down in the dumps, go and find yourself a ugly woman and have some fun, she will be yours forever.

Monday, September 4, 2006

S and M

I have been talking to a few of my friends lately, they are into tieing up each other and spanking each other. They are buying leather and whips and masks. They seem to love it. I don't understand that shit. If someone hits me, then I will hit back. I don't want any peacock feathers stuck up my ass and I don't want a woman to tie me up to a bed post. What is the big deal of this shit? I will not look down on people doing this, but it is not for me. Why wear a mask, you know who is doing this to you already? I love sex, but I don't want any pain while fucking and sucking. Maybe I should try this shit? Who knows, Are you into these games and whips? Please reply and we will see. This is a hot topic on most web sites these days, tell me about it, I may do it, who knows and who cares, Cat

Saturday, September 2, 2006

The Georgia Bulldogs

As old Rob would have wrote today, my beloved Georgia Bulldogs kicked ass and killed the other team. It is football season again, I watched and bet a few games yesterday. Texas looks great, Tennessee took the upset, Ohio State looked tough. West Vir has a big good team. Alalbama and Auburn won big. Looks like a good season, me and Rob use to bet a few games on saturday, we won more than we lost. I will miss my buddy and his ways this season, go dogs.

Friday, September 1, 2006

Farts

Years ago, when I was still working, I ran the steam plant. I had five boilers to maintain. The steam plant control office also had two other offices in there. One was Rob's and the other was for the shift boss. When I worked day shift, I would do a lot of cooking, we had a stove, mirc, a 18 foot ice box, coffee machines, tv and radio. When I cooked, Rob and my bosss would eat luch with me, I cooked soups, stews, meatloaf, baked chicken, steaks with veggies and all the fixings. About an hour after eating, we would sit around my desk and bullshit and fart. We would always rate those farts. We rated them on hang time, noise and sound, the smell among other things. I would always start it off, being such a great farter. One day, after eating hot soup, I was winning the war on farts, I saw Rob look at us a little funny, he farted and then jumped out of the chair, he ran to the bathroom as fast as he could. When Rob got back, I asked, did you make it? He said, Joe, I shit down my leggs and into my socks. JP was my boss, he use to shit and pee his pants at least once a month. We laughed so damn hard, cause Rob had a meeting with the big wigs later that day. He always wore blue jeans, so the dark stains you could not see. The smell was terrible, we sprayed him down with chemicals and he threw his underwaer away. It was never a dull moment at work, we had fun, most of the time and made a good deal of money doing so. I miss some of my friends, but I really do love retirement, Cat

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Pain and more pain

When this last storm came up the coast, I have been having very bad pain. I can tell the weather with my back and leggs. Robbie use to laugh at me and told me that I was crazy, I could predict rain and bad weather long before he started all of his pain. When I retired on a very bad back, Rob was still working, we called each other and got together once a month to drink and play music. He would call and see what the weather was gonna do? I would tell him and I was correct 99% of the time. When Rob got canned at work, we started having more time with each other.  Rob started his downfall and he came down with pain shortly after. His uclers were bad, his liver was shot. Been in two dry out clinics, went to several doators and told me that he was understanding my pain. He would always call and tell me, Cat, how in the hell do you cope with that much pain? I told him that I went to pain dotors and lived on pain pills. He hurts so bad, that I cry sometimes. I will try and make it to Helen, I want to go and see my friends and meet new ones. But, if I can't go, think about me back home in pain. Robbie started downhill pretty damn fast. I was staying about the same. He told me that some nights he cried like a baby and also told me that he was going to die at a very young age. I always talked better about pain when talking to Rob, he was a strong little asshole, but his pain was getting as bad as mine. For the last three months of his life, he talked about going soon. I told him that he was not going till his time was up. We laughed and got on a new subject. I have not had any sleep in two nights, I walked the floors, looked outside every ten mintues, took pills, put on new patches, still no sleep. I am not thinking about death, but with all of this pain, I think if I had to live like this the reat of my life, then I would rather be dead. The is sad but true, pain does wonders on the mind, if fucks you up. I hope I will get better, and soon. I have been in my hot tub a lot lately, been living in my massage chair, the one Rob loved and talked about all the time. He would sometimes go to sleep in my cahair and he was going to purchase one soon. One time he went to sleep in the chair and I had 12 friends over, Dana put a carrot between his leggs and everyone laughed at the drunk fucker. When he woke up, see saw the carrot then took a big bite out of it. We all laughed and called him gay. He laughed back and called all of us faggots. If I can make it to Helen, I will be there, if not, sorry people. I am dealing with some bad ass pain now. I hope ya'll have a great holiday weekend, be safe and return to all of us on Tuesday, Cat

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Hello People

The storm never turned into a big one, thank goodness. We don't need any for a few years, let all them people get a life and a new place to live. Happy birthday yesterday Katrina. That storm was a nice one, it caused a lot of problems. Everything is very slow at the house, nothing happenings and still hot as hell. Nothing to write about, later, Cat

Sunday, August 27, 2006

A storm is a coming

This time of year here in coastal Georgia, we always watch the weather channel every morning. Looks like a storm is coming our way. It will take a few days to get here, if it comes? Who knows, I care cause all of my money is in my house and land. I have insurance but don't want to use it. Maybe it will just rain and go away. I did not watch the award show last night, I hate that shit. I ate and laid around on my big ass till it was time to go to bed. Been thinking a lot about things lately, some good, some bad. My buddy Zonker called me yesterday, he asked me was I going to Helen? I may or I may not. My back will not make the trip in one day. If I can get there, it will have to be a two day trip going and coming back. To catch a plane, I would still have to drive over 120 miles to and from, and then rent a car in Atlanta to Helen. I may not be able to go, I wish I had a new back, I wish I could see and meet some new friends. I will know more about my back in the next nine days, I hope I can make it.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

My two grest friends came for a visit.

Yesterday two of my best friends from Plant City Florida came to see us. These people are really great. They just came back from a trip over seas, they went to Italy, for about a month. When they came back he traded a new motorhome, with less than 3,000 miles on it for a 2007 model, same size, different color, it is very pretty. My friends travel a lot. They were on the road all day yesterday and when they got here, we did not want to drive another 50 miles to a great food place, so we all went to the country club to eat with the rich and famous. The golf course is a great one and the tennis courts and horse track looks like something in England. We have two and three million dollar homes all around the course and a few remaining deep salt water lots remaining, if you can afford 500,000 price tag. This area is really growing. More and more people are moving down here and retiring to coastal Georgia. Florida has been hit by many storms in the last serval years, so they are moving north to salt water in Georgia. Back to our meals, I had a cajun supper with all the fixings and a big ass salad. Bill had almost the same. Nancy had grouper and Elisa had a seafood platter. Everything was fresh out of the water. We had two great bottles of wine, one from 1999 and the other was from 2000. We all started out with grouper fingers as a snack first. Our server also tried her best to sell us another botle of wine for 128.00 a bottle, but we were to damn full to eat or drink anything else. We did have a dessert after all. We went out on the deck and listened to a music man playing for a while. He sucked, we can home and hit the beds, a great evening with close friends is very rewarding. We do this about three times a year. They will be leaving this morning and going north. I will try and fish today and play on the grounds and kill a few snakes. Gators are gone this time of year, they all went back across the river to Harris Neck, every time I go over there, I see hundreds of gators . It is a state run park and bird home for many animals. I see eagles everyday and hawks. My last chicken was eaten by a red fox last week, no more chickens for now. Just wanted ya'll to know and tell ya'll to enjoy your friends and live a good life, for tomorrow we all maybe dead, Cat

Thursday, August 24, 2006

I have been talking on the phone today.

I called a very good friend today, I was on the phone for over an hour, she is one of the best women in the world. I wish I was a lot younger, I would be at her door step, with flowers and candy everyday. The lady is named Chalis, her blog is Theater of Soul. I really kick a kick out of talking to her. She raises two teenage boys and works and goes to school, what a woman. She also knows a lot about computers, Rob told me about her, I am glad he did. After talking to her for a while, the phone rang, it was Dana, we talked and laughed about her life. She is very unlucky and her hubby is even more so. She is in school now for two more years, Dana is going to be a nurse. I wish her all the luck in the world and hope she does very good, I know she will. Today has been a long one, I been replacing door knobs, that my contractor never added, three in all, cocksucker, I should have killed him last year. IO hope all of ya'll have a great safe week end, my sister in law is here for a few days, go to cook or take her ass out to eat, shit, if it's not one thing, then it's two. Take care friends, love all of you, Cat

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I read a new blog today

It's called Feetman, this man loves feet and toes better than the old Acidman, he really loves them to death. Every post on his web site has pictures of feet, all kinds of feet. I left him a comment about him and Rob being brothers of the feet. I have been known to suck on a few toes in my life, but I am a leg and box man. Most women and gals have always told me that I have a golden tongue. I think is comes with practice. I have been eating pussy for ages, many years. I can sit at a bar and tie a cherry stem with my tongue, I can also tickle the navel of a woman from the insise, I can make a lady cum and cum, I guess I am very good at it. I was talking to some younger men the other day and these boys are fucked up. They don't love pussy the way I did when I was growing up. These boys would rather fish, drink beer, play cards, swim, race cars and trucks all without being around any girls, they are crazy. I told them that all I wanted when I was growing up was a car, so I could date and get me some pussy, they laughed at me. I called them crazy and they said that I was crazy. These boys told me that girls are way down on their list. When they go out on dates they make the girl pay for their own food and drinks and other events of the date. Times have really changed over the years. I still open car doors for women and pay for everything. I have given flowers and candy and also have purchased sexy gifts for all of my women. Who is the crazy one. I ask? You be the judge for me, Cat

Monday, August 21, 2006

Man, what a tongue.

I watched the Gene Simmons show, last night on TV, it was funny, but dumb. The Kiss memember was famous for his big ass tongue. That thing was about eight inches long and he could also work that sonofabitch wild. Last night he made it go around and around and all the women wee loving it. Man, what a tongue. He could eat a navel from inside out, you girls know what I am talking about. I have always had a great moving tongue, maybe not that big, but smart and had the know how.  I could always made a woman hum and cum. Gene was a little over weight and his girl friend, the playboy girl and ex porn girl, Shannon Tweed, is his woman now, went to a health motel for Gene to lose some weight. She told Gene, you lose 5 pounds and I will give you some pussy. Gene almost died, he was hungery from the first day. He gave a boy, that worked for the motel to get him some fast food. He gave him a few hundred dollars for shit. He also wanted a TV for his room, another 500.00 for a hundred dollar TV. This show is as bad as Ozzy. It is almost as bad as the Hilton and Richie girls. Next week when it comes on, I want all of ya'll to check Gene's tongue out, it's a nice one, Cat

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Made it back

The trip to Brooklet was a good one. They had plenty of peanuts, one farmer sold 60 bushels of cooked nuts, that is a lot. At four dollars a bag, he made a killing, that is 50 pounds to a bushel and his bags were about a little over a pound. The vendors were great also. THey had some people doing crafts, one quilter was there and she was selling nice quilts for 200.00 each, for a king size bed quilt. I have sen them for around 900.oo before. Got me some good honey. Went to see my aunt Lucille, she turned 99 in July, she looked old this trip. She told me she wished she could just close her eyes and die, old people think that way. Brooklet is a very nice town. My cousin Arte is the mayor of Brooklet. The land prices are very high there. Houses are selling around 200,000 now, for a new house. If I sell out in a few years, I may move to Brooklet. My oldest son Joey came out yesterday with his new girlfriend, and we all went out and ate. We was drinking very heavy and was almost drunk. He is 40 years old, but looks 60, because of his hard drinking. Getting ready to go outside and cut some grass, Cat

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Going to a peanut festival tomorrow

Brooklet Georgia is having there annual peanut festival tomorrow. They will have a parade, hot boiled peanuts by the ton, food, games, vendors, selling all types of homemade items and last but not all, a band that afternoon and night. Big ass dance. Last year they had over 15,000 people to attend and the total count for Brooklet is only 800 people. My 99 year old aunt Lucille lives there and a shitload of relatives. I will make a day and half the night in Brooklet. It is about a 70 mile trip, one way, to my mama's home town. Anything you want me to bring ya'll back ?

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I went fishing today

I got me a hundred crickets this morning, got me a cke and some smokes and walked to the pond. I still have nice chairs around my pond. That way you can sit and relax in a nice chair and fish without getting into a boat or just standing up to fish.  I have four great spots that I fish all the time, I have two chairs sitting very close together, one for me and one for a guest, usually Rob had his name on the other chair, beside me. I caught a few hand size bream, then all of a sudden a caught a monster fish, I called out and said, look Bowleggs, this is a nice one. Rob was not there any more, he loved to come down and fish and shoot guns, he came almost every other week. I sometimes catch myself trying to call him on the phone, to let him know that the fish are biting. I told Rick and Georgia that I missed the bowlegged cocksucker. They said the same. We all had great times together. I hope one day that I can quiot thinking about my friend so much. Nancy also thinks about him and almost every time I call or talk to a blog buddy, his name comes up. I hope to see Sam, the next time she comes to Savannah. The house has not sold and most of his things are still in the house, I will help her back and move everything back to Texas for her. I will try and catch some more nice ones later tonight and hope Rob is down there with me. I need someone to talk with while I am fishing and looking for snakes, he hated snakes worst than me.

Monday, August 14, 2006

I wanted some hot wings today

My taste buds were hollowing for some hot wings today, I drove 40 miles to get some, when I got there, the boss said, no hot wings. I said shit man, I drove 40 miles to get here just to get some wings. He thought for a minute or two and came back with a plate full of hot leggs, they were just as good as the wings, even better, less bones and a lot more meat. Same price also, I got a bargain. Drove around Brunswick Georgia and went to Home Depot and walmart, did some shopping and got some grocies to cook later in the week. Got another can of fresh crab meat, I will make some more cakes and have a seafood plate later. Still hot as three rows of red onions here in coastal Georgia, around 90 today. Gas was up to 2,84 for reg unleaded, filled up and got some fuel for the tractor, grass needs cutting again. Fishing this afternoon and snake killing. Saw two large ones yesterday, Nancy almost shit her pants. No more gators for a while. Take care, Cat

Pussy on the brain?

For the last three night, I have been dreaming of pussy and fucking. Who am I fucking? I don't know. I tried to figure this shit out today. I go to bed at 3 or 4 in the morning, I watch TV tell I fall a sleep, start dreaming of pussy, then 30 minutes later I wake up to pee and then go back to sleep and start dreaming about fucking again. I don't get it. I am getting older and I have a bad heart and a very bad back, I take a shit load of pills and also wear patches for my pain. Looks like sex should be the last thing on my mind? I guess sex is still very important to me. I have always been on or around pussy since I was 13 years old, never went long without it. I have been married tree times and have always had a woman or two in my bed. What the fuck is up? You tell me, Cat

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I had some company today

Georgia and Recondo32 came and saw me today. Both of them are doing good and they were on the way home from a music festival in Brunswick Georgia. They saw some old groups from the 60's this week end, the Tams, some of Motowns famous old groups, the swinging Medallions, they have this every year on the big island. One year we saw Smokey Robinson, Chubby Checker, the Tams, The Shirells and many others, they put on a great show for two days and night. Plenty of food and drinks and doing the shag. Georgia and Rich are going to Helen Georgia and want me to go with them. They said it would not be the same without old bowleggs. He was in bad shape the last Helen blogmeet. He looked like death warmed over. They stay a few hours and we had a good talk about Rob and all of his wild living. I guess that Georgia and Recondo has known Rob just about as long as I did.  We loved him to death, Georgia made me laugh and almost made me want to cry at times. We miss the old cracker and his ways. I may go to Helen this year, I don't know for sure, my back is giving me a hard time lately and I should know more about it as the trip gets closer. It is finally raining in coastal Georgia, we needed it, my garden is almost gone and my pond needed the water, the level is very low. My oldest son, Joey, called while they were here, he was drinking and told me that he would see me next week end. All of my kids are doing good and all are working and doing there thing. Take care, Cat

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The famous G spot

I am a lot like most men,  I have been reading about the G spot and hearing women talk about the G spot, but I never could find the damn thing. I have been looking for that son of a bitch for years. I was close back in 1972, but it was just the man in the boat again. I have never had a hard time making a woman hum or cum, been doing it for many years. I have been knocking the man in the boat out of the boat and putting him back in for years. But that G spot had me fucked up. One night about 24 years ago, I was in bed with a pretty younf girl and after playing and having a good time, I think I found that G spot? I know I have found it, why, cause while playing with that rose bud for over an hour and probing and digging and trying to find that famous G spot, she was almost knocked on the floor from the bed, all of a sudden, she started doing all kinds of wild things, I even had her talking in tongues. The bed got soaking ass wet, it was a wet spot the size of a set of basketballs. I thought at one point that she had just pissed on me, but it was a little to sticky, I then thought? Must be the famous G spot? It was.  I had to go down south and check it out, just to make sure, it was not piss, it was not, it was hot, sticky cum. Since that day forward, I have been finding that bastard very easy and very often. There is a G spot men, you just have to find the damn thing. It is there guys. Trust me on this, it's there and it will make a girl or woman to the crab walk in bed. Thank goodness I found it, more sex coming soon, Cat

Tuesday, August 8, 2006

I have been reading many blog's today

I did a little catching up on my readings this morning. I started with a few friends of mine and ended up reading about cock rings and hotel rooms. And I thought I was sick? I know a lot of people and I think most of them think about sex most of the time. Old and young, sex is very important to all of us. I love pussy to death, a few years ago I would steal, fight, chase, buy, and many other things just to get some strange pussy. Now that I am a little older, the pussy has gotten a lot stronger and it also goes a lot longer between fucks than it use to. I can still think about the good old days and my dick will start to get hard. I am not dead yet, just don't need as much pussy, as I use to. I made a few posts about whorehouses, and someone asked me, back in the 60's you must have been hard up to have to buy pussy? No I was not, it is just a rare treat to go to the whorehouse and be fucked by a pro. They will fuck and suck you to death. I had plenty of girls in the 60's, but a trip or two to a whorehouse was always a treat and a pleasure. I wish I knew of one now? I would be there right now, instead of writing on the computer. Have any of ya'll been thinking about old lovers? Most people do when they have time. I talked to an old girl friend the other night and she told me shit about the old days that would have shocked me to death. Young girls are fun and I think they talk more than the young boys. She was telling me about girls that wanted to fuck me, but never did. Damn I wish she would have told me back in those days. I had crushes on many girls but did not always got what I wanted. I had a car, job after school, nice clothes and shoes and had the best friends in the world. I always had plenty of pussy but not choice pussy. There is a big difference. I guess I should have asked more at the time. I missed out on some very nice ass. More coming, I think I will start writing more about my old sex life and times, Cat

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

God damn, it's 100 degrees today, with the heat index 110, shit.

I know when it gets hot as hell in Georgia, most of us will tell you, it's too fucking hot to cook. That is bullshit, you got to eat, us crackers can't live on love and pussy alone, we need to eat some cracker and soul food. I do a lot of cooking, nothing fancy, just down to earth heavy eating dishes. Tonight I am baking a 10 pound ham, with a pot of okra and tomatotes, served over a plate of hot steamed rice. Black eyed peas with ham cooked in the peas. I put up some jars of peppers that will go very good over the veggies and some meats. For the last two days I have been eating deviled crabs with brown rice and butterbeans and corn on the cob. That's eating. Fresh picked blue crab meat is about 14.00 a pound now, but shrimp are still very cheap, about 3.00 a pound for the big ones, 16 to 20 to a pound, a lot less shelling, when they are big. Brown shrimp are a little smaller, but sweeter than the big white shrimp, brown shrimp are in season now. I have about another hour till I sink my teeth into that beautiful ham, as my friend GuyK says, ya'll come back, Cat

Monday, July 31, 2006

Nasty words, sayings and nasty ass people.

I called my buddy in Atlanta today, GOC, Denny. He was doing just fine, I told him that I was going to try and make the long ass trip to Helen next month. We talked for a very long time and I told him some stories about me and Rob, old bowleggs, we both miss his sorry ass. We cursed and told stories about some of our trips and blogmeets. Me and Bowleggs were getting ready to go to Costa Rica, to stay with a friend of mine, that owns the hotel in San Juan, he also does gambling and sportsbooks. Jay told me, just to get there and he would take care of me and Rob. Rob fucked that trip up, he went and died on me, the sorry ass. He loved those women over there. He told me so many stories about him and the women and all the food and drinks he could get for a very small price, shit, I wanted to go with him to Costa Rica. I was going to take a quiz today, but decided not, it asked too many fucking questions. I use too many bad words for most people, but hell, that was where I was born and raised and you had to be nasty and tough to get by. Real curse words are not that dirty, the ones that people try and cover up are much worst. Take the word vagina, now that is nasty, I would rather hear pussy anyday, anytime rather than vagina. Look at the work penis, that is very nasty, I like dick or peter better. How about ya'll? Am I in this boat by myself ? I bet I am not. Take care people and try and be a little nasty, some people will love it, Cat

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Another whorehouse.

Back in the middle 60's the Brown House was a huge hotel on one of the main streets in downtown Macon Georgia. Macon was the home of Otis Redding and Little Richard, the Allmond Brothers and many more musical groups. The Brown House was also a whorehouse. It was a lot nicer than the first one I went to. It was high class. I remember it also costing more money, but pussy is pussy and I never met a pussy, I did not love. The whores were on the top floor, you got up there and went into a big ass living room, the girls and women came out, wearing nicer clothes and bras and undies, some of them had on nice glowns, you also picked the one you wanted, she then took you into a room down the hall. That room was bigger than the last whorehouse, large bed, a few chairs and a bathroom. First we took a shower together and then talked price. I just wanted a straight fuck, cause it was the cheapest, 50 bucks, and she wanted to hurry and get me out of there. My daddy taught me to get on to a woman, to slow her down, always put one of your arms under the small of her back, that way, when she started to go fast, you could then put a little pressure on her and she would slow down, make the fuck last a lot longer. Those girls were pro's, they wanted you to get on and get off in a few minutes, the more people they see, the more money they can make. I think I got my money's worth, cause she kept asking me to hurry and are you finished yet? After all the fucking, we then went to the living room and had a few drinks, while I was drinking, I saw the girls in action, they lined up, every time someone would come in and waited to be picked. I got to talking to most of them and they started telling me about being a whore. First of all, this was the 60's and they were making two and tree thousand dollars a week. That was very great money back then and even now, tax free also. Most of the girls worked four days a week in shifts, 12 hours on and 12 hours off, just like a real job. They could drink on the job, but was to;d, never to get drunk. I know some of them were smoking pot, I could smell it in the air. Those girls were funny and amazing, I got to meet with them for about an hour. They had some great stories. The USA needs to bring back whores to every state and make it legal again. Those were the days, Cat

Thursday, July 27, 2006

My first trip to a whore house

When I was traveling all over the state of Georgia, I had a chance to go to a real whorehouse. It was a truck stop that sold fuel and meals. I got there about 10:00 one night, then the owner marched about six ladies out in a big living room, so I could pick one. They came out in bathing suits and underwear, all of them looked great and young. I picked a red haired lady about 23 years old. We went down the hall and into a small room with just a sink, chair and a bed. We started talking price and what she was going to do for me. I agreed on a half and half, that is half blowjob and half fuck, I think it was 30.00. She took me over to the sink and looked at my dick and washed my dick and balls with soap and warm water, shit, I almost came while bathing. She got me in the bed, she started sucking my dick and then she told me, you been drinking scotch? I said yes, how can you know that? She said that she could taste it on and in my dick? I did not know that. She said she has been a working girl for 5 years and she was a pro. After about 10 mintues of her giving me head, she then wanted me to get on top and fuck her to death. I jumped her bones and she gave me a ride of a lifetime. It was very good and very fast. Two days later, I took my sales force back to the whorehouse, one man fell in love with one girl. He went back several times after our last time. I think he wanted her to stop working and become his wife? I told him that he was crazy and he should forget her. He did, cause she told him the money she was making, about 1,200.00 a week tax free and that was back in the middle 60's, that was a lot of money back then. More coming soon, Cat

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

My PC was hit by a storm two days ago

My router was hit by a storm a few days ago. It did nothing but not let me get online. I got to go and buy another one today. It is hot as hell and I don't want to make than 75 mile trip for that part, but I love you people and I need to keep writing for myself and for ya'll. When I get it installed today, I will come back and do a sex post, I know some of you are sick of seeing the Pussy Pussy  Pussy. Thanks for coming to see me and check on my sorry ass, Cat

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Thanks people

I want to thank all of the people that added a post to the carnival of vanties for my buddy, Rob Smith, and to Jay for posting all of them. Today is my baby son's birthday, happy birthday son. His name is Jason and he lives in Denver. He called the other night and told me that he was doing fine, great news and I wish him well. Starting tonight, I will be posting more sex stories of me and some of Rob's. Thanks for dropping by, Cat

Pussy, Pussy, Pussy and More Pussy

I have never met a pussy I didn't love. No matter if it was big and deep, long or short, I loved all of them. My friends and me use to go to tity bars, about four nights a week. We knew almost all of the dancers in all the bars. I were friends with most of them. Every once in a while Bowleggs would go with us. Me and Bowleggs always sat at thr front stage, he was almost blind, he wore glasses at a early age. One night and big tity girl was dancing for us, she took Rob's glasses off and stuck them in her G string, we she gave them back to old Rob, they were sticky and had grease all over them. Being a good sport, he just put them back on his face and tried to watch the other girls. After about an hour, he took them off and said, Cat, look at my glasses, I said to Rob, they are nasty and I know you can't see out of them. He then took the glasses and smelled them first, then he licked them clean and put them back on his head. I told him, man, that was nasty, you licked those glasses and you know where they just gave from? He said, shit, I know, but I have had more nasty things in my mouth, than those glasses. He was one funny man, when he was just a light drinker, Cat

Monday, July 17, 2006

A Mild Sex Post

The subject for today is whore house. I have been to three whore houses in my younger days. These are places that you go into and a line of women come out and line up. You pick the one you want and then go back into a bedroom and talk price and do the job. Every time Rob went to Costa Rica he told me about his nights with the local whores. They don't have whore house, they have pimps that live in bars and night clubs, they make dates with the whores they have working with them. The last time Rob went, he told me about a few of these women. He said he use to get the middle tan, or what you may call a yam, the last time he got a very black one. He said, Cat, she was so black that she shined. We laughed and he started telling me the details. I know for a fact, no matter what colour the woman is on the outside, the colour of pussy is always lite pink, pussy is pussy I was taught at a very young age. Back to the story, Rob said Cat, she was very pretty but very dark, I got me a true blooded one this time. He paid her to stay two days and nights with him. The first night, he was getting ready to jump into bed and let Roscoe do his thing, he said, I couldn't see her she was so black. Rob then told her to smile and show those white teeth and open her pretty white eyes. I then found her, Cat she was great, she loved fucking better than I did when I was a young stud. They must had a great time? The next day they went out and ate, shopped for some things, he told me he purchased a bathing suit for her with shoes and hat to match. She took him to many plaves off of the tourist trap. He said all the food was very good and averaged about 4.00 a meal. The last night he had her, he told me he went to bed with her with a small light on, I bet he didn't have a hard time finding her this time. She had a ass that you could put a bottle and two glasses on, without falling off, man, that's a ass. I know he could tell this story a lot better than I did, but I wish I was there to see this happen. More coming soon, Cat

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Hello Monday

I mailed the god damn IRS 807.00 friday, assholes. You can't win with those bastards. I wish one day that we get a fair tax, let's get out and vote for this fair tax bill. It would put a lot of IRS people out of work and make it easy for us average taxpayers. Just add more tax to everything everyone buys. That way, no income or state taxes again, just sales tax. Did ya'll all see the interview with Rob and the Altanta TV station? Rob wanted to say more about the cunt, when asked about what he said about her. Did you catch that shit eating grin? I am in a shitty mood today, I went to bed at 5:00 this morning and at 6:00, all of my cats started fighting one another, it was loud and woke my ass up. I will put there sorry asses out tonight, maybe I will catch up on my beauty sleep, shit, I need every bit I can get. Talked to Redneck last night, funny man, he loves to drink and fish. He loves his kids and he worries about them daily. I told him, shit neck, I raised four and I still have hair, they will be okay, just watch them like a hawk. Speaking of hawks, I saw three of them in my yard last night, pretty and big. About a block away, I also have a few eagles nest, they come back and lay eggs and raise there babies every year. Maybe some sex stories tomorrow, Cat

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Go here to see the TV station interview with Rob Smith, the Acidman

Thanks to my good friend Elisson he has posted the you tube of the interview with Robbie at his house. This was a live interview about and why Rob got fired from his job. Go to www.elisson1.blogspot.com to see this report. It was very good, I think all of Rob's friends would love it, Cat

Friday, July 14, 2006

God Dammit

I need your help people. I need someone to read a few times  each day on the web. I use to read my buddy, Gut Rumbles , at least three or four times a day. I also use his side bars for reading other people. It has been a couple of weeks and I still miss the old bowleggs. Rob got me started in the blog shit and now the cocksuker is gone. If he was still with us, I would kick his bowlegged ass. I have been reading a lot on the web lately and I can't find anyone close to my buddy. He was a Tall Dog and I have read many other Tall Dogs and he was  greater than most of them, because he wrote. The others do nothing but link this and link that and go here and read this or go read this book or this newspaper. I thought blogging was writing. We need some more great writers people. If ya'll find someone, please let me know and I will do the same for ya'll. I will start reading more this next week, maybe I will be able to find someone close to Rob as for writings and some great true stories, Cat

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Went to Savannah today

My CPA looked at by letter from IRS and he checked and found that the insurance company that was paying me a monthly amount, did not send me a 1099 form. The company sent one to IRS but not to me. that way, I was short at paying my taxes. It was the insurance company fault. This is Unium Ins. Co. this is the company that keeps telling me I owe them 14,000.00. I paid them back two years ago and they owe me a monthly amount, but they will not pay me until I pay them the 14,000.00 back. I guess I will not get any money from them again. Stopped by and saw my buddy Chuck, we went and had a big ass meal and talked about many things, just got back home. My wife had a cousin to die last night, heart attack, he was 54 years old. He lived with his brother and both of them just buried Mama and Daddy a few years ago. His name was weird Harold. His brother crazy Robert found him in the bathroom last night. They will have a memorial service for him Monday. Take care and be safe people, Cat

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Rob, the IRS are after me now

I got a shitty letter from IRS a few weeks ago. They say I owe them another 807.00 from 2004. I get my CPA friend to do my taxes every year. This is the man that Rob was going to see about his 60,000.00 bill. He knew he owed them 18,000 but not the 60,000. I will get my sorry ass to Savannah tomorrow morning and talk to my CPA and try to get out of this bill. In 2004 I paid the IRS 47,000.00. and I am retired, shit, what will it take to get even with these bastards? My income has dropped about two-thirds and all I get is retirement and SSI benefits, how much do they want from me? That's all my buddy Rob could take about, the last four weeks of his life, was the IRS. I think they help to kill my friend, plus all the pain Rob was in. I will let ya'll know the outcome of this problem, Cat

Monday, July 10, 2006

Made In America My Ass

I purchased a new Ford full size truck last year. I took my truck into the dealer this morning again. Another fucking recall. We make shit anymore. This is why america is coming to an end. The price you pay for a new truck, you should never have anything to go wrong with it, the first few years. My truck has less than 10,000 miles and it lives in the shop. In the last few years, I have been buying Ford products and they make junk. I use to buy GM, but they made shit also. And Dodge and Plymouth, that went down hill many years ago. I think I am going to start buy Jap cars and trucks, they are built like we use to make cars. When I was at the dealer, I started fucking with a salesman, I took him about my two new Fords and he got mad, I don't know why, his shop was full of almost new cars and trucks being worked on. I stopped and got me a 100 crickets, I think I will go fishing today, Cat

Gators are back

While I was fishing this morning, I saw a five footer on the bank, I went back late this afternoon and fished a few hours and saw another swimming down the pond, this one was seven foot long. I watched him for a while and he did nothing but foat. I made a few noises, like gators fucking and he went under, I guess he was looking for a mate. Two gators in one day, I think they come to my pond for all the food. I feed my fish and turltes three times a week and also gators love snakes. I will leave these two alone for a few weeks and see what happens. I got the raccoons baited again for tonight, my chickens will love me. Since I live on water both salt and fresh I have more coons than a show dog can jump over. They are everywhere. My daughter called and laughed at me and the coons, she said, Daddy, don't let them get the best of you. It's fun living in the woods, but you have so many critters eating everything and plants and bushes I have planted. The deer eat my roses and veggies, coons eating everything they find. My wife feeds birds and I have four hummingbird feeders out, we have millions of them Four bird baths and my chickens.

Saturday, July 8, 2006

The coons are after my chickens

You should have seen me early last night. I have a big picture window in my office, the chickens were eating and all of a sudden I looked up and a sick coon was eating the food. I told Nancy to come and look. I told her that the coon was sick, you never see a healthy coon in the afternoon, they love to get out and eat at night. About ten minutes later she said, look there are two more coons. They have chased my rooster and eating all of there food. I told her to get my 22 long rifle and I would go out the front door and get them. I tried to sneak up on them, I shot the older one in the head and chased the other two into the woods. One went up a oak tree and got away and the other one, who knows. I then took the dead coon around the block to see if anyone wanted to eat him. An old black man, very nice and about 80 years old said, he may be rabbit, so no one got him. I left him in the woods for the buzzards could have a meal. Three of my small hens are missing, something ate them? Maybe a dog or a coon or even a red tail hawk, who knows. I feed the tree rats and fish this morning and also took care of my goldfish pond. I love animals but went they eat and destroy my shit, I will kill them and let the neighbors have a meal. Hot as hell here today. Been cooking and eating more than usual. Got some more green peanuts and cooked them yesterday. See ya'll later, Cat

Thursday, July 6, 2006

I just took this test

Over at Baboon Pirates, I just took this test, who much redneck at you? I took it and I was only 40% redneck, shit I thought I maybe at least 80%. I guess I was wrong. I was born and raised in Georgia, been to many different places, but always moved back to Georgia. Take it and see what yours is. This weekend is going along okay. I boiled some peanuts, went fishing and took care of all of my cats and fish and chickens. Everything is getting back to normal. My good friend Dax Montana called me tonight. He finally got his family moved to a small town a few miles from Helen Georgia. He is out of the food business and working a trade job for a company that makes auto parts. He loves country living. He told me that he would get his internet back next wednesday, so ya'll write to old Dax. Ya'll have a great and safe weekend and more posting about stories and sex next week, Cat

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

I hope everyone is doing better. I am.

I walked down to my pond yesterday afternoon, there was no gators that I could see. My chickens are doing good, there are almost like pets, the rooster follows me around, like I am is mama? We should get a little rain tomorrow, we need it, we are about 7 inches under last years rain. Everything is dry as pie. My cats are enjoying the house again, the little Jack Russell has been gone a few days now, he was a sport, very good dog. I told Stevie that Dana's dog, Lucy was very good and smart as hell. Lucy would shake habds, lay down, roll over, play dead and came when you called he. I like dogs, but the last two I had were with us for 13 and 14 years, when they died I cried like a little baby. They were family. Nancy and I decided that they would be no more dogs, so I got 5 cats now. I got my old mama cat, and three small cats and I also got Jason's when he mover to Denver. Looks like I have to get on the tractor today and cut these 5 acres, the grass is so tall, I can't even see my cats. I went to Brunswick Ga yesterday to eat and do some walking, they are really making that small city a nice place to live. New stores and food places coming in every week. The town has about 20,000 people and has a big port. Seafood companies are everywhere. Last week when I had to go to Savannh, when I got into that traffic, I thanked Nancy for making me move to the country. We have no traffic at all and when we go to Brunswick we can whip in and out in a few minutes. They have everything that Savannah has, just a lot less people. I will take 20,000 compared to 280,000 anyday. I hope everyone had a great fourth and remembered the truth about why we take the time off from work and made it a holiday. Thanks goes out to all our troups, Cat

I am not posting at Livey's site.

Those comments you see on Livey's page are not mine. Ya'll all know me, I always leave my Name and how to reach me after I comment, always.  I noticed that the person using my name Cat, does not have a way to get in touch with them, they have no email or web page. People, it is not me, Cat.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Do this for my buddy Rob Smith

If any of you want to do something that Rob liked to do, is to send a check to the American Diabetes Ass. 5105 Paulsen Street Suite C-236 Savannah GA 31405. He would  like ya'll to do that for him, thank again, Cat. Be sure to put Robert M. Smith on the card.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

My son just posted about Robbie The Bowleggs Smith

This is my third child born, he had cancer and many other health problems when he was growing up. He was the first make a wish child in Savannah Ga. They gace hin a guitar and a trip to see Motley Crue. We all meet Tommy Lee and Healther when they were married. He met with them and gave him all kinds of stuff and a lot of good memories. You can read about the post on my son Ryan's blog at www.Heartysoup.com

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

All about the service for my buddy Robbie the Bowlegg Smith.

We just got home from the send off for Rob. He had a great group of people at the service. People from his job came, friends, family, bloggers and people from everywhere. The place was full. A few peole said some nice things about Rob and then we all went to his Mama's house for a party. We had 6 pickers, organ and a belly organ playing. Great music and wonderfull food. Sam and Quinton came and sat with brother Dave and Pam, his aunts and uncles were there also. Stacy came all the way from Texas and some of the bloggers are staying at my house. Most people said it was a very good service and Robbie would have liked it. I new Rob would be there, so I boiled up about 10 pounds of green peanuts, I know he ate some, cause the bowl was almost gone. Before everyone left, I got to hold my buddy one last time, Sam gave me a wooden box with him in it. I almost cried. They will put my buddy to rest at a few of his best places on earth, that he loved the most. We will have plenty pictures tomorrow and watch some of your friends for details. So long Bowleggs, Cat.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Robbie Smith, the Acidman's Service

His service will be in Savannah Ga 31406 this thursday at 4:00 pm at Fox and Weeks on Hogdgen Memorial Drive. This is the same place Robbie's mama service was held. Sam is on her way to Savannah as I write this, thanks to all of you, Cat

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Robbie the Bowleggs at Gut Rumbles .com

I just found out that my friend of 30 years is dead. I last talked to Robbie on saturday and he was about the same, but told me he hurt like hell and was worried about the IRS. He told me that he would come down next week and help me build a chicken coop for my hens. He said he would tell me what to do and I could do all the work, some friend. I have been getting calls all day and did no nothing about this. I called a friend of ours and he went and checked on Robbie, he just called me back and said that he was gone. I am very sorry and wish Dave, Sam and Quinton the best and I am very sorry for there lost. Ya'll know where to find me. I met Mrs Smith years ago when she was working at KMart with my motherinlaw. Mrs Smith, Robbie's mama use to cash my checks. She was a very nice and caring person, several years later, I went to work at the plant and met Mr Smith, Robbie's dad, he was my boss for two years, then I met the acidman. We worked and drank, played cards and went to strip bars together. We had fun, played music and gambled together, man he loved cards, he use to play at my house several times a month and always played till the very early of the morning. Robbie was also my boos at one time. We have remained friends for years. He will be missed by all who knew him. Thank all the good people that had something good to say about my friend Bowleggs, Cat

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I need some HELP

Can anyone help me with a Sony camera? The model is a 4.1 mega pixels Cyber-shot. I have downloaded the software that came with it and also added a usb driver. Whgen I add the camera to the line and put it in a port, it will not read or move the pictures from the camera to my PC? I have tried many times and it will not work.The camera is new and also has a model number of DSC-P41 on the top of camera. Please help, it anyone knows jack about this piece of shit. Thanks, Cat

Got my chickens and roosters today.

I drove to a very small town this morning, got up at 6:30 am and jumpstarted my cracker ass. First of all I stopped at a old time feed and seed store, looked 100 years old, the building looked like it was going to fall in. Needed paint and air-condition. It was hot and smelled like corn and oats. I got two bags of chicken feed, one for the scratch and the other was a pellet for the roosters and big hens. I ended up with a very pretty, fancy tail small rooster, black with dark red on his sides and a very long tail. The other rooster was a lot bigger and black all over. I also got four hens, One hen laid some eggs when I was there. She is about as big as a medium size dog and the other three are children hens, about 8 weeks old. My cats are having a great time chasing those yard birds around. I will build a pen around those birds tomorrow. I also spent 20.00 on a feeder for the food and also have a large flat water plate for them. Going to have fun with these pets. The roosters have been singing all afternoon. If I get sick of them, I can always use them as gator bait.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Tee Shirts

I read a post over at Parkwayreststop and he was talking about a 600,000 law suit. Well a few years ago, down here in Georgia, school kids can wear almost anything they want. The opening day od school a bunch of black kids wore tee's with the big X on the front and free the people on the back. Most of the kids could have cared less. A small group of boys and girls wore there stars and bars redneck tee's the next day and all hell broke loose. The blacks showed up on the doors to the school the next day and wanted all the white kids kicked out. The head of the school system down here asked the blacks, you can wear those black power and Malcome X shirts to school but the whites can't wear there redneck shirts to school? What is wrong with you people? Things were okay until the news got hold of that story, then shit hit the fan. Quess who won the war on shirts? Cat

Sunday, June 18, 2006

A New Week

Good morning friends, it's a new week and let's make the best of it. My belly still hurts, wearing patches and eating pills, hope it gets better this week. I drove my truck yesterday for the first time, it hurt a little. My friend Chuck came down this weekend, he ate, shot guns, did a little fishing and watched for gators. He killed nothing but time and a lot of food. Between me and Chuck, we ate over 15 pounds of boiled peanuts. Still hot in coastal Georgia, when I feel better, I am going to Jesup Georgia and buy me some chickens and a few roosters, anyone ever eaten fresh eggs? They are great and much better than the store.  Lets wait and see, take care, Cat

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

I am still in bad pain with my hernia

I have been in very bad pain today. I thought the pain in my belly would be gone by today. I still have it along with my other pains from my lwggs and back. I have been some kind of doped up for the last three days. It even hurts when I cough and laugh. Maybe tomorrow I will be better, I need to get my new Sony camera working, Cat

Monday, June 12, 2006

I made it home.

I went into day surgery yesterday at 08:30 and my turn to be cut on was around 13:00 hours. I went from 10:00 pm on sunday till last night, without any food or drink. I took my pills and I was also loaded with my patches. My hernia was just a normal one for my age and size body, my doctor told me, piece of cake, in and out in one hour. They don't even cut you anymore, the Doctor told me that he would make three small holes and that laparoscopic would be used. Well, you have heard of bad luck, I was down for the count for about four hours, heavy drugged with nothing to eat or drink, and hurt like shit. With my pains from my bad back along with those pains from the hernia, I was ready to give up and just die. In recovery I noticed instead of having those three small holes in my belly, I had eight big holes on my belly, they even hurt. I was so sore, I could not even fart without crying. I thought this was going to be a cake walk, shit no, nothing is ever easy for me and some of my buddies, look at Rob at Gut Rumbles.com and Dana at frackensoul.com, we sure have some shitty luck. My luck is so bad, if it was raining nice little pussies from the sky, I would catch a nice big fourteen inch dick, see what I told you, bad fucking luck. I could not find my doctor that cut me, everyone was looking for him, I wanted to go home and needed him to let me go and I also had to pee before I was let go. I can pee anytime. Drug testing at work for all of those years. Shit, I can pee with people watching me and gate guards holding my dick, I can pee anytime, any place. Finally we found a very nice young doctor with my doctors grioup and he signed for me to leave. Good, finally going home. I got home very late last night and hurt like hell. I am so sore in the belly that I don't even feel the back pain today. I hurt like shit. I made it okay, but it could have been a little better on all accounts. I will talk more later about this shit later. I also want to thank all of my readers and friends for asking about me and having a caring heart, thanks again, Cat

I just talked to a darling angel.

A friend of Rob's named Chablis, just talked to me a few hours ago. She, the angel, will get my new Sony camera going. My old cheap one was great, I lost it, or broke it, I don't know. Now I have this too much money piece of shit camera and can't get anything off the camera and on to my PC, the angel will help me with this camera, thanking you so much. Not only is she very smart, she also has a very nice voice, sounds like she could melt in your mouth, not in your hands, thanks again, Cat