What makes a great blog?

Come on people, help me out. I can't read, write and my mama had to buy me out of school. I am no rocket scientist. I was thinking and reading on about 300 different peoples blogs last night and I need some help. I cold write about my life from age 12 to present or do like some of these peole and report on world news, or maybe write about mix drinks and cooking, what can I do to improve my blog? I need help, I like to vent and write about my family and my ways, but I need some help people. Any suggestions would be helpful and I will thank you for any. Please email me or leave a comment on this topic. Thanks for listening, Catfish.

I am feeling better

Went to the new house today, feeling better, new house is not coming a long at all. Work as stopped, period, holidays did it. Come on monday. Maybe I will get into the house by Jan 15, 2005. Everything looking good, but very slow. I am taking some friends back down there sunday and shoot some guns and drink some beer. I hope all of you had a great holiday season? My son, Jason has been in heat, he has found a pretty little girl, and that's all he can think about. You know what they say about us men, all the brains go to the head of our dicks, when we meet a new girlfriend. Time will tell. My oldest son, Joey, has been drunk for several days, the other two kids are doing just fine.

Been sick as a dog

After going out with my oldest son on christmas day, I have been very sick, we went to a local pub, drank a few highballs, ate a little turkey and then it hit me. Must have been a virus, I was up and down all night long, I messed up 30 pairs of drawers, threw up about 5 times and never got any sleep. Nothing but hot water coming out of both ends, man that was bad, and hurt. Almost over it now. Take care good people, Cat.

My Christmas presents

This year I got a shirt and a piece of pussy, both of them were two sizes too large, maybe  next year, I will get something a little smaller, Cat. 

Christmas Eve

So what? All my kids are grown and have there own lives to live and two of them are out of town, I am at home drinking and taking my meds like a good like boy, been asked to go to a few little parties, but I am scared of the cops. May just sit here and Cry me a River and listen to some good old 60's music and get fucked up, why not? I have done more than the average person, been almost everywhere and done what I wanted to do, since I was 18 years old, been married 3 times, raised 4 good kids, have a little money and land, I  owe no one, what the fuck, it could be worst. Happy fucking Christmas and you to Rob, I know how you feel. And to the rest of you Mery Christmas and a happy and safe New Year, Catfish.

New Black Mayor makes front page news

In Savannah Georgia our new black mayor made news yesterday, he took down all of the pictures of past mayors of Savannah in city hall, I think he was sick of looking at all of those white faces. Savannah is about 85% black, so what. his name is Oyis Johnson. He is our secound black mayor, who cares. There is a long outstanding saying about Savannah, the Jews own it, the Irish run it and the Niggers enjoy it, it still stands true today. I am not a racist, being an American Indian, but the truth is the truth. Most people with money and hates blacks moved out of Savannah back in the early 80's, that left nothing but blacks and a few jews in the city and of course SCAD students, the largest art schools in the country. SCAD started with 12 students and it it now huge, we have kids from everywhere and rich kids also. SCAD has put Savannah on the map again and has restored most of downtown. I was raised in the old fort, Washington Squea, 56 years ago. Mama and Daddy lived in the same house for 55 years, very old and run down, until they restored it in 1967, we had a outhouse till I was 6 years old. We burned wood, then went to coal and then fuel oil and then made the big jump to natural gas, Mama added AC in 1977, I was gone in 1966. We have come a long way baby. Each room had a fireplace and 25 foot ceilings, very hard to heat and cool, but it was home. This time of year brings back some very good memories of my childhood at christmas time. We played ball in the park each day and after Christmas we started building the bonfire that took place each year. We lit it at midnight Dec 31 and that fire would burn for several days. It burned the paint off peoples houses and set trees on fire, the Savannah Fire Department was on stand-by, everyone in Savannah was there for blocks, one big party. My middle brother Artie broke his arm climbing to the top to light it one year, it was higher than the light poles. It took weeks to build and had tires and barrels from the stores and warehouses on river street, wood, everything we could get our hands on went on the fire. They out lawed the bonfires in 1960, I think. Then they moved to Daffin park and then to Thunderbolt and then no more bonfires at all. Well folks, more about Savannah Georgia later, Catfish.

Sad News

My contractor, that is building my house, house caught on fire last night, he lost almost everything. First he had to fire his crew for smoking crack on the job and stealing from him and second a fire at his house. This was very bad and at a bad time of the year, Harry called me early this morning and told me the bad news. All of the kids christmas was under the tree and they are gone. The fire started in the kitcken at the stove, that is all I know. The good news is everyone is back on the job and Jason will finish this Friday. Did anyone see Ga Tech tonight? Later, Cat.

Greek women?

Being from Savannah Georgia, I had and did date a lot of Greek girls. They were all very pretty and had that thick dark wire black hair, some of them even had mustaches. All of them were from great families and all of them could cook and bake, just look around and look at the older women in the room. The old saying about greek women, that they may be lambs in the kitcken but they are tigers in the bedroom is not an understatement, it is the truth. Those girls were Hot Hot Hot and always wanted more, which I supplied, I was much younger then. My middle brother almost married a greek but chickened out at the last minute, don't know why, she was very pretty and her family had money and houses, who knows. I had two great Greek friends Tonas Goras and Peter Polites, we have been friends for 40 years. They married crackers. Can't please everyone. Next time, Cat.

Whorehouses

I remember two whorehouses very well, the Brown house in Macon Georgia and the S and S truck stop on highway 17 south in Macincrack county. Both of them were wonderful. The girls that worked there got in trouble with the law and the law ran the houses, so the girls worked off there time. This was not correct, but it served  them two ways. They made money and paid there fines. When you went to both places, you looked at a line up, a few girls would come out dressed in night clothes or underwear and you picked the one you wanted. Then you and the girl went back to a bedroom and talked price, back in the late 60's a blow job was 15.00, a straight fuck was 30.00, a half and half was 40.00 and around the world was 50.00. That included everything, that is the one, I always got. And it was well worth it. I must have gone to both of them 20 times, I loved them. After the GBI closed them down in the 70's, the massage parlors started opening everywhere, just like a whorehouse, just a different name. Go to parlor, pick out a girl, go behind closed doors, talk price and within a few mintues you are fucking your brains out. Those were the days. I wish I were young again. Take care and I hope all of you have a merry Christmas and a very safe New Year, Catfish.

New House

Jason and his crew started laying the floors this morning. The water was frozen till 11:00 am, it got cold last night in the woods. He has 2,960 feet of wood and tile to lay. He told me that he would be finished by Monday. He has four more houses to start next week, I put my foot down, when I got back from Athens. I have been helping a few people with there problems, at no cost, just to be nice, and maybe down the road we will get some business from it. My mama always told me to be nice and try and help everyone and you will be rewarded. I think that old grey haired Indian woman knew something?

Another Scam?

I just got two gift cards last week, both of them were worth 50.00 each. When I tried to use them today, they were not any good? I wonder how many people have purchased these cards for hard earned cash, to find out that they are not worth the plastic they are on? This sucks. I also went to several more stores just to try and use them again, same results, no good, card expired, I just got it last week, no date on it or anything. Shit Happens, beware all of my friends, Cat.

Bulldog Country

I got home late last night, I got us lost on the way back. I was a little fucked up on pills and Georgia Shine. The shine I took, was not a hit, it was only aged about 3 days, strong and nasty, but 160 proof. Acicman and I started out as always, drinking and laughing and having a good time, I started to bitch about the long two lane roads and the 33 speed limit and he told me to fuck off and I could pick the way home, I did, instead of taking 4 hours to get home, it took us 7 hours, enough said. We all had a good time and were very sorry to see Kelly sick, wish her a fast recovery. I had a very good laugh at all and I hope all of you enjoyed me. Key, pictures coming, dear. When I got home, I found out my contractor fired his whole crew, for smoking crack on the job, these men were all in there 40's? Got to get a new crew tomorrow, house is still about 95% finished, my son Jason, and the tile business, has gone to shit in 3 days. I will get it going today and tomorrow and I will kick him in the ass with my 13 size boots. All in all I had a great time and missed a few of the regulars. Till next time, stay cool, Cat.

More news

My son Jason is still doing very well in the tile and wood flooring business. I have gotten him six contractors and several other accounts. Business has been so good, we had to hire a few more people. My other son, Joey, has been doing some very hard drinking, holiday season is very bad for drunks. He lost his Mama about two years ago, liver cancer, and she drunk very hard also. He is 38 years old and looks 50. Mickey Mantle told the media once, if I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself, a true statement. My new house is about 98% complete and I should move in in the middle of December, I hope. I am also trying to buy another waterfront land, about 14 miles west of Brunswick GA. It is very very. I would like to thank all of my fellow bloggers and friends for all of the good thoughts and praises for me at a very hard time in my life, thanks gang. Take care to all and see you in Athens, Cat.

I am back people

I am sorry, but I have been so busy with my new house and Jason's new tile business, I have been helping everyone. I am talking a few days off to do some christmas shopping and to write a few words on my blog. Keep on writing and reading friends, it is a great way to get that monkey off of your back. Take care all of you and I will start writing on a daily basis soon, thanks to all and to all a good night, Catfish.

Shit Happens

I was driving down a very bust street today and a policeman pulled me over. I stopped as soon as I could and went to the officer and asked, What did I do wrong? He said that I was breaking the law and I asked how? He pointed to my bumper sticker, it reads in big red and white, Shit Happens. I purchased about 30 of those bumper stickers many years ago in Daytona. I loved them. He said that if I didn't take it off of my bumper, then he would have to take me to jail. I told him that I was A American Indian and I am also a American citzen and was born and raiesed in Savannah and also told him about freedom of speech. He did not to hear anymore of my remarks. I took the stick off, but guess what, I just found three more. My new Ford F-150 is now sporting another Shit Happens Bumper Sticker. FUCKEM.

New Company

My son, Jason, has been working his ass off. Last week he did three jobs, that I got for him and he is booked ujp for the next two weeks. It is working out great. Maybe the boy will see the light and make something out of himself. It is paying off, thanks son.

Got Jason some work today.

I met two conytactors yesterday and got Jason two jobs out of the deal. I knew one of there brothers and also his ex-wife. Jason is finally going to make some money. I hope his business keeps rolling.He needs a better place to live and he does not want to move back home, he just turned 29 years old.

Life is good

Yesterday, I purchased a new Ford F-150 XLT four door truck. The color is Wegewood Blue, very rich, which I am not. My old red Ford is 12 years old and I needed a new one. Jason will get the old truck, to help  him, in his new tile business. My new house is about half finished. I also found some more waterfront land, about 22 miles, east of Brunswick Georgia. I am going to the lawyers this morning, to try and work out a deal. The land has 10 lots on it and all of them have water on these lots. Will keep you posted and wish me luck, Cat.

My son Jason has opened a new business

This past week, I helped my baby son Jason, into the tile and marble setting business. He can also do any type of wood flooring. Jason and I went around to all of the wholesalers in Savannah and Hilton Head, to drum up some new business for Jason. I got him two customers, the very first day. My family has been in Savannah Georgia for well over 60 years and we know alot of people. Jason was very surprised. He made 1500 the first four days. I purchased everything he needs to get started. The biggest item was a wet saw, it was over 1,600.00 and the extra blades are 75.00 each. I got him and nice truck, then had to buy a lockable cap for it and all of those tools and levels. I also ordered and paid for 5,000 business cards, a little advertising, 4 magentic signs for his car and truck, cheap advertising here, business license. Then went went to Home Depot and he went wild, I charged it on my free interest charge account for 12 months free. He is set to go. I hope he makes it. I am not made of money, but I have helped all four of my kids, several times. More to come and maybe some pictures of my new house, and yes, Jason is doing my tile, marble and wood floors. Take care people, Cat.

Football and my son Jason

I won seven out of eight NFL games today, made money. I am going to put my baby son into the tile business. I got him a truck last year, now I am going to buy him a new wet saw, about 1500 and a new cap for his truck, 600.00, business cards, telephones and signs for his truck. He wants me to buy in big lots, cheaper that way, and store them in a building, or his office. I will be a silent partner. I will do whatever he wants and needs, he has been laying tile and marble for 8 years. It is worth a try. Thursday night, Jason walked in on his ex girlfriend, fucking a good friend of his. It upset him and he came by my house and we talked for 7 hours. I told Jason, that his Mama did it to me also, several times, before we split up. I raised my two sons from this woman and she has never done anything for my boys. Fuck her, her day is coming. My old dead Mama use to say, the sun doesn't shine up the same dogs ass, everyday, Cat.

Shot guns today

I went to the Frog Pond yesterday, I took my best friend Chuch, his biker name is Snake. My baby son also went with us. Snake took 8 handguns and I took 12 handguns and pistols. We all shot everyone of those guns and Json, my baby son, fell in love with my 38 and my Browning target pistol that shots 22 long rifle. We must have shot 300.00 worth of ammo. I took about 10 targets and put them on three 2 by 8 boards. Snake just purchased a Tauras 480 pistol, man what a gun, the bullet has 325 grams of powder and it is like shooting a cannon. Chuck loaded it and shot the first 6 shots. The first shot almost put his eye out. I then took the cannon and put 3 bullseyes at 30 feet and then I moved back to 45 feet and could only hit the paper targets. I need some more practice with that handgun. Jason did not want to shoot it. It was the loudest pistol, I have ever heard. We all had a great time and stopped in Brunswick Georgia for some B-B_Que and stew, we ate at the Twin Oaks, they have been in business for 94 years, take care and pictures coming soon, Cat.

My new mouse pad

I was looking at my new Gerogia Blogger mouse pad, given to me by Rich and Georgia, thanks again for the nice pad. I was thinking about my trip with Acidman to Helen Georgia. I had a lot of fun and I never met a large group of people, from everywhere, be so nice to a complete straner as myself. These people both women and men acted like I have been friends with them for years, thanks for trating me like family. Rob asked me to go with him and I said, yes, if my old back will let me. The day before our trip, I called Acidman and told him that I would be at his house by 10:00am, then we could leave for Helen. I am very glad I made the trip and I am looking forward to next year. Thanks again, all of you, and see you all, next year, Catfish

Helen Georgia

I just got home, man, what a time. I saw and talked to some of the people that I have been reading for over a year, very nice people. We played music and drank and drank and drank and drank some more. I do not want to see any booze for many days, I had enough. Thanks guys and and ladies for making me feel very much at home. Pictures coming soon. Thanks again for everything, Catfish.

You're Back In Business

I still feel really bad about Mbooger fucking everyone over like that.  I got Emigre's new digs in the works, and I wanted to get you back up and running too.

I tried to get it as much like your old site as I could, and I think I got pretty darned close.  I hope you like it.  And this is a lot easier than the program the other site used for posting.  It's pretty damned nice to work with.  I posted my blog here for about a year before I went to where I am now.

Happy posting, Catfish!