Monday, August 21, 2006

Man, what a tongue.

I watched the Gene Simmons show, last night on TV, it was funny, but dumb. The Kiss memember was famous for his big ass tongue. That thing was about eight inches long and he could also work that sonofabitch wild. Last night he made it go around and around and all the women wee loving it. Man, what a tongue. He could eat a navel from inside out, you girls know what I am talking about. I have always had a great moving tongue, maybe not that big, but smart and had the know how.  I could always made a woman hum and cum. Gene was a little over weight and his girl friend, the playboy girl and ex porn girl, Shannon Tweed, is his woman now, went to a health motel for Gene to lose some weight. She told Gene, you lose 5 pounds and I will give you some pussy. Gene almost died, he was hungery from the first day. He gave a boy, that worked for the motel to get him some fast food. He gave him a few hundred dollars for shit. He also wanted a TV for his room, another 500.00 for a hundred dollar TV. This show is as bad as Ozzy. It is almost as bad as the Hilton and Richie girls. Next week when it comes on, I want all of ya'll to check Gene's tongue out, it's a nice one, Cat

7 comments:

  1. Nice indeed, but after all the places it's been, I wouldn't be interested in experiencing it firsthand...;)

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  2. Gene has always told the press and everyone that he has fucked 4,700 women. You believe that shit? Another Wilt the Stilt?

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  3. Yeah, I believe it, especially if 4,000 were plastic vagina's that came from a sex toy shop. Whadda creep!

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  4. I'm with Lisa on this one!

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  5. stopped by hoping for sex stuff and got my wish...I'll pass on Gene, though.

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  6. Gene Simmons ick. I caught part of that show. I kept watching because I couldn't figure out who the hell he was for the longest time and he kept talking about how he was a rock star. I felt bad for his son. It must be hard to have such a weird dad.

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  7. Gene's tongue is probably the only thing that still work on his old body...if ya know what I mean...

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