Thursday, December 15, 2005

I called Livey today

These crazy ass women are out to get me. One of them wants me to fuck a donkey and the other one wants to stick a finger up my ass. Well I guess its fuck or fight and I will fight those bitches off, one by one. I picked up a lot of wood the other day and now I have the piles. I have a little one, about the size of a pea, hanging out of my ass. And you think someone is going close to my browneye? Fuck no and they never will, Cat

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  1. OH I'll stick my finger up your ass and fix that pea for ya darlin.

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  2. Oh, quit being a pussy. Try it, you might like it. I bet livey will use lots of that really good silicon lube and you won't feel anything but pleasure. ;)

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  3. Cat: you are my friend. Trust me. I will pin you down with great affection, let them girls play with the grisly peanut mucho. You'll thank me later. Or shoot me. Obviously sticking my neck out here.

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  4. Oh VMan! Somehow I knew I could count on you!

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  5. And I'm bringing my camera to I can get this fight on record

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  6. I'm kinda speechless over this one. LOL!

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  7. I always thought the V-man was kinda...funny that way...scary shit, man...

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