Thursday, June 16, 2005

Driveway Part 3

Those cocksuckers finally came yesterday afternoon. We moved dirt and roots around the yard, about 4 acres, they started to bring in the limerock and after a few loads, they said, see you tomorrow at 7:00am. Well, it is 10:30 and they have not showed. I hope they come and finish today. I worked my sorry ass off last night, I took by Deere and moved about 10 loads of toots and old stumps to my burning pit, shit it over ran my pit, I have got to burn it soon. It was 97 drgees yesterday and when I finished I was wet from head to toe, I cooled down and took a shower, then jumped into the hot tub for an hour. When I got out of the tub, I started throwing up, I thought my asshole was coming out of my mouth, then I started shitting pure hot water and throwing up at the same time. I did this all fucking night. I thought I was dieing. I am a little better today, but weak as a popcorn fart. I will stay inside the 70 degree house and watch those cocksuckers, if they show back up. Other than that, everything is okay, more coming soon, Cat

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9 comments:

  1. MistyJune 17, 2005 at 4:27 AM

    :-/ hope you get well soon x

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  2. GUYKJune 17, 2005 at 5:31 AM

    must have been some shitkicking shine to get to you this late. Maybe you were jsut sobering up and need some of the hair of the dog.

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  3. CatfishJune 17, 2005 at 5:58 AM

    They are here now, I got them working, finally.

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  4. liveyJune 17, 2005 at 6:25 AM

    Cat you are the moist animated person I know, I love you darlin, now go drink some juice and get those electrolytes back up before I have to come down there and take care of you

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  5. StephanieJune 17, 2005 at 7:14 AM

    Those cocksuckers finally came yesterday afternoon. <--- you crack up up Daddy! Please take care of yourself, its too hot out there to stay all day and work that hard! I have one question: What the hell is a popcorn fart????? I'm serious be careful outside - no need to have a heat stroke. I love you - big hugs!

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  6. CatfishJune 17, 2005 at 7:25 AM

    Popcorn fart is a very very weak fart.

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  7. VelocimanJune 17, 2005 at 10:14 AM

    I agree. You are a moist animated person. Just keep the moisture off me, please.

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  8. CatfishJune 17, 2005 at 10:24 AM

    Man, you should see me come.

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  9. liveyJune 18, 2005 at 10:18 AM

    dammit now I have to wipe the soda spray off my computer screen! lol

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