Thank Goodess, Christmas Has Gone And Over With.

First of all, I got the same presents this year as I get every year. I got a shirt and a piece of pussy and both of them were two sizes to big. Going to cook some pork ribs on my smoker tomorrow for a few friends. It was 80 degrees here today and should be close to it tomorrow. Willie came to see me today, I was down at the pond and he saw where me and Acidman use to sit and fish. We both miss him a lot. Willie gave me a few CDs that he has put together, some of Rob and Dave and Cop 3 band. Some older friends that played music on river street in Savannah. That was very nice of Willie. He told me that he was trying to get Dave to copyright those songs and make an album. I will let you know, Cat

Shopping Today

I went to Brunswick today and purchased a set of truck tires. I got the best Firestone tires made, I hope I get the 70,000 out of them, the last ones only got 30. My cousin went fishing today. His son and his son in law was to do all the work, I hope he does well. Five bypasses on Tuesday and fishing on Saturday, amazing.

Visiting The Sick

First of all I did not sleep much last night. I left the house at eight this morning, stopped to see my cuz, Luther, after the five bypasses, he was sitting up in the bed chewing snuff. He thought he was getting out today, wrong answer, tomorrow for sure. His wife has been with him the whole time, she looked like shit, no sleep for two days and nights. Then I went to my doctor, blood work for next weeks visit. This chore only took about thirty minutes. Went next to get an oil and filter change in my truck, wiper blades and both filters, 81.00 worth. Next I went to see my brother, he looked good and said he was doing a lot better. His wife came into the room and told me that he fell last week and hurt his head, arm, chest and ribs. I think Thomas was not going to tell me about his fall, he knew that I would have chewed his ass out. He was using a walker around the house, I guess he felt like he was getting stronger and better on his feet so he does not use anything to help him walk, FOOL. I still jumped on his ass about falling. Back to see Luther again before my long ride back home. They were still laughing and talking and dipping snuff, nasty asses. I go back to my doctor next week to see and hear about the results from my blood work. Man, it is hell getting old. I will let you good people know more in the next few days. My buddy Wayne, is still in jail. No bong and the law still has him down for four felonies. I think he may get some time on these charges. Take care friends, Cat

Smoked Meats

All I did yesterday was cook meat on my new big ass smoker. I purchased this machine a few weeks ago, the old one bit the dusk. I cooked three racks of ribs last week, smoked some fresh fish two weeks ago and yesterday I smoked one shoulder and two big ass boston butts. I had about thirty pounds on my smoker. I used dry oak wood and lots of it. I maintained around 220 degrees for about eight hours, it was great. I called and invited my cousin Luther and his wife to eat supper with us. We had pork, rice, green beans and butter beans with squash cooked down with red onions and garlic. Nancy baked a green cake from an old family recipe. We all ate and had a good time talking. Luther got home around eleven last night and started having chest pains and feeling very bad. His middle son Mark called 911 and they gave him FIVE bypasses today. In 2001 he had three bypasses and all three of them were stopped up along with two more. He will be going home tomorrow, wow, just one day? I hope he does better than some friends of mine did. My brother Thomas had three ten years ago and has been having problems this last year. Thomas is doing better today, more meds and exercise. I will let you know after I see him tomorrow. I have a doctors visit tomorrow myself. Take care and watch your health, Cat

Chicken Shopping Today

I am going out of town today, to buy some more laying hens. I sold my two new roosters last week and now I want more hens for there eggs. Over the last three months I have lost four hens, one to a big ass snake, one to a hawk and two of them to coons. My eggs business has gone to shit. I took my tag-alone yankee buddy today, his wife loves me to get her out of her hair a few days a week. I saw an ad on craigs list last night from Jesup Georgia. That is 48 miles west of me. We started out fine, it started to rain like a cow pissing on a rock. We finally arrived in Jesup and went down some nasty ass country roads, they were slick as baby shit with the rain and that fine Georgia clay. Found the house, chickens were out in a five acre field with horses and about 200 goats. The owner did not have a net or anyway to catch those hens. We were running and falling all over each other trying to catch these chickens. Remember the Rocky movie when Rocky was trying to catch just one chicken? We were trying to catch about eight. We looked liked a monkey fucking a football, funny as hell. The best part was this field had tons of animal shit everywhere. To make matters worst, it started to rain again. I caught two, the owner caught one and my yankee buddy grabbed one. I only purchased four today, but I will go back next week and get some more. You just had to have been there, funny as shit. Later gators.

Saturday Night Specials

Today me and my cousin Luther went to the local flea market and also to several pawn shops looking for some cheap, good guns. When I was in Brunswick Ga yesterday, the owner of a big ass gun shop told me that the ammo for all guns are getting harder to find and next year look for all ammo to go up two to three gollars a box. Guns have gone up thirty percent in the last three months and he told me that he is having problems with long waits on getting new guns. I purchased anothe 357 yesterday and was looking for anything good and cheap today. I did not find any geals, but I did buy some ammo. I know that the government will never be able to take our guns, but those assholes can make it very hard for us to buy ammo and new guns. This is pure bullshit. I thought I would never see this in my life time. Most of my friends are stock piling guns and ammo, it may come down to a war between the people against thew government. My dad told me years before he died that it may come down to a war between the blacks and the whites, but I do not see that happening. I will be ready and loaded for BEAR. It is getting colder down here in coastal Georgia with rain coming in tomorrow. Good day for sleeping and fucking and maybe a little football watching? I go to the doctors on Dec 16th and shit will hit the fan. I am having more pains and worst than before. Maybe they have some miracle drugs?  My brother, Thomas, is doing real good now, he is walking, shopping and riding around town. He even went to his daughters house for Thanksgiving dinner and it is 20 miles from his house. Thanks for all of you asking about Thomas. Take care and I will be writing more next week, Cat

One Holiday Down, Only Two More To Go.

Thanksgiving was a big hit. I finally got over my aches and pains. We went out to friends house to eat a big ass meal, then we drove to Richmond Hill to see my cousin Luther and his family. It was a long day. I better rest up, Christmas pussy just around the corner. I still love doing the nasty, but I think with age, pussy gets stronger and last a lot longer than when I was younger. Going fishing today after the Georgia game. A big ass chicken hawk just got one of my chickens, a big red hen, she was a very good producer. I hated to lose Sadie, she was a good bird. Sadie laid one big brown egg each day. I am going to sale next month and buy about six more female chickens, I need more eggs.                                                         

Thanksgiving Pussy

Well sport fans, I got me some early thanksgiving pussy last night. It has been about a month between fucks. The reason for this is my very bad back. When it turned cooler last week, my bones started to hurt worst than warmer weather. Did I tell you about my back and being a weather man? Yes, I can forecast the weather. Back to last night, I must have wanted it badly, I went to bed and the next thing I know, I was fucking like a teenager again. I got my wife in a step over toe hold and gave her hell. It was feeling very good and hurting at the same time. I know I was in there and needed to finish before I died. Nancy came a few times and when I finally came, it felt like a ball of fire was running from my head down my back and out of my dick. I was wonderful. I am paying for it today. Stay tuned for my Christmas pussy coming soon, Cat

The Woman

Here is the name of the woman that owes me the money. Her name is Linda Johnson, also known as Lively. At one time we were good friends, I use to call and talk to her and I sent her birthday checks. I think she also used me to get to my friend, Acidman. Let me warn you people, beware of these people, they will steal you blind.

Loaning Money To Bloggers

Over two years ago, I loaned some money to another blogger friend of mine. I thought she was a very good friend. This lady was always broke and was always behind on her bills and also needed a better car. I gave her a few bucks along and then one day I sent her a nice check as a loan. She thanked me and told me she would pay me back as soon as possible, well it has been over two years and I have seen no money. She will not answer my emails, now she has changed her email and will not even call me about the loan. I have talked to other bloggers and they have told me that she has hit them up for loans also. If she does not call or email me soon, I am going to let everyone know who she is. Then all of her friends will find out some of the bad in this person. I should have known better, but, I am a nice guy and nice guys usually gets fucked in the end. Take care and have a great week end.

Helen Georgia This Weekend

I could not go to Helen this week, I hurt my back last week picking up large tree limbs. I had to cut a large oak tree down and it took me three days to move and burn those big ass logs. I must have pulled something loose in my back. I already have a very bad back, my L 3, 4 and 5 are gone, this must be something else. I can just get in and out of bed. My good friend Zonker called a few days ago and I broke the bad news to him. Georgia called me tonight and asked me to come up, I told her that I would love to go, but I just can walk, much less drive 300 miles. I am very sorry I missed it this year.  also hope everyone has a great time. Maybe next year.

Rain, Man Did It Rain?

Last night we had a strong come through coastal Georgia. It rained about five inches in three hours. My house was built on a large sand hil, it drains off almost as fast as it comes down. The bad thing about strong winds, my five acres is not all cleared and we always did down trees and broken tree limbs by the hundreds. It usually takes me a few days to pick and cut those bastards up, so I can burn them. I have been fishing everyday and live is good. My back still sucks with pain. I finally got my Firefox going again so I will be writing a little more. I also want to thank all of my friends that was worried about me. Take care and see you soon, Cat

My Firefox crashed

I just got it back up and running. I want to thank the people that was worried about. Great people and friends, Cat

Been Lazy And My Blog Has Been Fucked Up

Yes friends, I have been very lazy and in a lot of pain. My blog account has also been screwed up, something to do with my cookies. I hope it is fixed. My brother has been doing very well and the rest of my family is great. I have been fishing and watching football, my Georgia Bulldogs looked like shit yesterday. I will start writing again and maybe tell some more of my stories of the pass. Thanks for asking about me, Cat

Finally got my land and house cleaned

Just as I finished cleaning and burning limbs and leaves, here comes another fucking storm. This is getting up my ass pretty damn good these days. I have a very bad back and getting older each day. It takes me three times longer to do a small job. These five acres are growing, it seems. My pond is really looking good.  A few months ago I added a bunch of grass eating fish to my pond. Before I got those grass eaters, I was pulling grass and weeds out everyday, tonnes of it. Now it is clean as a whistle. I am going to buy some killer bream this week, from Kens Fish Farm, these bream will grow to about five pounds in a year and a half. Yesterday I caught a four pound bass, this was the third big bass in the last two weeks. I usually just fish for bream with the smallest line and reels made. It feels like catching jaws with such small line. My pond id loaded with fish, come and watch me feed them, you will see fish on the top of the water fighting for the food. No more snakes and I this I have another gator to play with tomorrow. My brother is doing great and my kids are holding there own. Football season is here so I will start again watching and betting on the games. Take care and please come back, Cat

Are You Getting Any Rain?

With Fay doing crazy ass thing down in Florida, we have getting more rain than ever. I was watching the weather channel this afternoon and saw people standing in knn deep water. I walked down to my pond and the saltwater river is almost up to my freshwater pond. I have never seen this before. When my pond gets full it goes back to the river, but the river has never came over the top of the land into my pond. The fishing has been very very good lately. My pond fish are big and must have a million of fish in there. My fish lay eggs every full moon during the summer and all of those fish grow to about three ponds in one year. My bass are getting huge along with the catfish. I just talked to GuyK in Florida and he said that his whole state is under water. Some places go over 25 inches of rain in the last 24 hours, now that is some rain. I bet my daughter Stephanie in St. Augustine is catching hell, the storm just went by her house a few hours ago. I think I am going fishing, take care and try to stay dry, Cat

Brooklet Peanut Festival Today

I drove over 200 miles today. We went to Brooklet Georgia for the peanut festival and to visit with my 101 year old aunt and to see some cousins. We got there early, purchased some fresh cooked boiled peanuts. Then we went to see my cousin and pick some grapes. Went back to festival and purchased a six foot swing for the pond. It was handmade by a man and his whole family in a very small town in Georgia. They go around to all the festivals in the south and sell there chairs, tables and swings. Had to eat lunch and do a litle shopping and then to my aunts place, what a woman. She knows everything and her mind is better than most people a lot younger than her. She knows dates and names when family died or got married, knows all the names and birthdays for the whole family, she is my mamas oldest sister. Mama has only two sister still living out of 13. Saw another cousin and he wanted me to go by his house, he is a retired postmaster and does woodworking. His name is Sonny Boy, when we got there he gave us some bird feeders and two bluebird house. He made them all. He never sells anything, he gives everything he makes away to friends and family. Finally got back home at eight tonight, I hurt and tired as a over worked dog. I am going to take a few pills and hit the bed, Cat

I Almost Shit My Pants Today

I was working in my back yard this afternoon. Last night we had a wind storm, no rain just a lot of wind. It blew a lot of tree limbs out of the trees and I had to saw some of them up. They were just too large to move and set fire to all of them. I had the old lady on the Deere and I was walking beside it throwing those smaller limbs into the wagon that was on the Deere. I walked over a large snake and almost had a heart attack. When I found out it was a six foot long timber rattler, that is when I almost shit my pants. Nancy ran to the house and got me a shotgun, while I watched him. He was trying to get away. I shot him once in the back and almost cut him in half, he was still moving and trying to bite me. I then took my heavy bush hook and cut his head off and then I got the rattles. He had eight on his tail and he was six feet long and was as round as a softball. I picked him up with my rake and he weighed about twenty pounds, that was a big ass snake. I hate snakes, all snakes. I hope I will not dream about him tonight, Cat

My Brother Had His Operation

I went to Savannah this week, to see my brother before surgery. I made it just in time. We talked for a few and then his wife, daughter and me walked to the surgery room with him. I think they should have done this last week, two quacks wanted to wait, because they said his heart would not make it, the other two quacks wanted to do it last week, they all gave him four weeks to live about six weeks ago. He they could not remove the blockage he was going to die for sure and now he has another chance. Thomas came through it with flying colours, he is now in a room and may go home Monday. He had a hell of a week, his wife had a birthday and three days later, he has been married to that woman for 58 years. We will see what happens next. Thanks for all the nice emails and comments on Thomas, Cat

Everything Is Okay In Coastal Georgia

I have been fishing, cutting grass, p;anting trees and bushes. My brother is doing a little better, he is not yellow anymore. I have been seeing him every week. My family is fine. Grandkids are doing great and both of them are working this summer. Becky, my only grand daughter will have eye surgery next week. The fish are still biting very good. I have been working on my pond. I am cleaning all of the big grass and lillypads out. Been doing it by hand. I need to get a company with soe big machines to come a clear my island. I want so clean, that I can cut grass with my Deere. Last week we had some nice rains, I threw out about forty pounds of grass seed. I hope it comes up, if the wild birds do not eat it up. We have so many wild birds, I spend over a hundred dollars on bird feed each month. I saw two coons come into this world last week, cute, I have been feeding mama and the two babies each night. My four cats are fine and Toes goes fishing with me each and everyday, she thinks shes a dog. Another four foot gator bit the dust three days ago. I have not seen any snakes in weeks, I think I have them under control. I got to go and take a trip to grocery shop this afternoon. I just wanted to let you know about me and my chores are doing. Seen you later and be safe, Cat

I Have Been Missing In Action

My life has been full to the top lately. My sons are feeling and doing much better these and my brother, Thomas, is still hanging in there. I have been to Florida and Savannah each week for the last four weeks. My brother loves fresh veggies and fruit and I have been getting him some very nice ones. I almost take him too much each week. Thomas also loves my fresh eggs, I take a few dozens when I drive to see him. My back has been killing me and the work on my five acres is getting out of hand. I may start paying people to do my yards and around the pond. The fish are frowing and I try and catch some everyday. I still have not seen my grass eating carp lately. I know they are still in water and eating, the weeds and grass beds are getting smaller. I hope to write more in the near future, take care, Cat

Road Trip This Past Weekend

We drove to St. Augustine Florida this past weekend to see my only grandson walk down that graduation line Saturday. He made good grades and was also on the states wresting team. Tyler went to Texas this past year and came in seventh out of thousands in his weight class. It was a long hot trip, we left at five oclock in the morning, I had to be at my daughters house by nine. Three hundred and five was in his class and it took over two hours to finish them all up. Gas prices were over four dollars a gallon and when we got back home, our gas jumped twenty cents, this is getting people down and out. I have been catching fish in the early morning and late evenings, too damn hot in the middle of the day. Still killing snakes and coons. When you see coons in the middle of the day, they are usually sick. My grass has been attacked by moles, one cat loves to dig them up and play with them until they die. I need more cats like her. My brother is still hanging on, I will take that 120 drive tomorrow to see him. The whole family knows all about Thomas, I hope he will not have to suffer, I saw my Mama take five years to die. He wants to go fast, he talks about it all the time and said he is ready. Very brave man, I would be scared to death. I will keep you good people informed about Thomas, thanks again, Cat

Went To Savannah Again Today

I made the 120 trip to Savannah today, just to see my brother. He looks yellow, and I think he will not be here much longer. His heart is worn out. His wife, Ann, of some 50 years plus is trying to take care of him. Hospice still does not have a bed for him. I carried him some fresh fruit and eggs from my garden. He loves those fresh egtgs, big brown ones. While I was in Savannah, I did a little shopping at Home Depot. I got Nancy a new push cart for the yard and picked up some good dirt and cow shit. I have been planting trees for the last month and have only two left to go into the ground. My son Joey is doinf better with the death of his room mate. Take care, Cat

My Oldest Son, Joey, Had a Shock of His Life thursday

My son called me early thursday night and told me that his room mate dropped dead around eight oclock. My son was outside cooking some ribs and he went into the house and Marty, his room mate was on the floor, he told him to get is sorry ass up and get ready to eat. A few minutes later my son had the food on the table and Marty was still on the florr. My son called him again and he did not answer. Joey went over to him and rolled him over and he was blue and getting cold. He died of a heart attack, he was 56 years old and he meet my son many years ago while both of them were in jail for drunk driving. Marty was buried today. My son is still upset at the deathj of a good friend. Now he knows how it feels to lose a good buddy. One year I lost 13 very good friends. I just called my son and he said the funeral was packed for Marty, he was a very funny man and like my son, he was a big drinker and could not keep a woman. I hope everything will be okay for my son. My brother, Thomas, is about the same. He is still home waiting for a bed at hospice. The bad thing about Thomas, he knows he only has a few weeks and he is going crazy thinking about death. I wish I could do something for my brother.

Another Holiday Weekend

It started off at a good speed. I went to a small feed and seed store friday and they had a fish raising company come to they store and sell live fish. I purchased  a wash tub of crap, the ones that grow as latge as the body of water they live in. The crap eat weeds and grass only. These fish were about ten inches long and fast as lighting. I came back home and added them to my pond. We will see. I saw my brother, Thomas, the one that is very ill. He looked and sounded great. I will do anything for my brother and he knows it. Today we finally got some rain, for about two hours, my place is dry as pie. I killed a few more snakes today, looked like a mama and kid water copperhead. I hate those fuckers and one bite from a very small one can kill you dead. Going to stay home and fish and eat this weekend. My cousin Luther and his family may come to eat and fish monday. I hope all of you have a great one and please be safe, Cat

Thomas, My Oldest Brother Has Some Bad Health Problems

Ten years ago, my oldest brother Thomas, had three heart bypasses. He did very well and was out the ICU and back home in three days. On the fourth day he was cutting grass. Last week he was rushed to the ER with breathing troubles. After a week, he went home. He was back in the ER two days later with some bad sugar problems. It would be 300 at night and drop to 50 in the morning. He has always taken very good care of his body and watched whar he ate. Last thursday the doctors could not get the sugar down, so they called in more doctors. One doctor told the rest of the quacks, let's run some more and different tests, cause I think something else is running his sugar up and down. The just got the results and they were very bad, his heart is worned out. They said they could not do anything else for him. They told Thomas that he had four days to four weeks to live. He is in hospice care now and he looks very bad. Thomas is 78 years old and has lived a good life. Two kids, one of each and both of them have two children of there own. I hate to see him go so fast. My family use to be very large now it is very small. I have been to see him two days in a row, it's a 120 mile trip, each day. I will let ya'll kow, when I can, Cat

I am Playing Golf Again

My crazy ass redneck cousin, Luther, told me how to kill chicken snakes with golf balls. I finally found my great set of very high dollar golf clubs today. It took about an hour to get the spider wens and dust off of the bag. I took out a dozen brand ne balls and took them to the chicken coop. I placed a ball in each one of the nests and three the rest of them on the ground. If a chicken snak comes into the chicken coop, he will see all of those pretty white golf balls and he will think they are new eggs, he will swallow a ball and then in three days he will be dead. The ball will not go down his body and his acid inside him will not break the ball down and he will then die. Let's hope this works. Next step, if the balls don't work, will be turpintine oil around the outside of the coop. Snakes will not move over that pine oil, he burns there skin. I will let you know later.

Snake Killed One Of My New Chickens Tonight.

My cousin, Luther, gave me a new young chicken yesterday. She was a pretty little banham. This chcicken was born in Florida and was owned by a Cuban man, This chicken looked a lot different than most. When we went out to eat supper tonight, came home and Nancy checked on the birds, she saw that the new bird was wrapped up into a large snake. She came and got me, I took a big knife and cut the snakes head off, he was wrapped all around the bird, she was already dead. This snake was big round as a 50 cent coin and was five feet long and had stripes. His head was shaped like a copperhead, but it wasn't. I hate to lose a nice new bird, but that snake will kill no more.

Remember The May Pole?

When I was a small child, I remember one May first, we all walked down to the park, about three blocks from my school. Our teacher had a May Pole set up and wanted grades first through the fourth dance around the May Pole and sing and dance. I was always a big ass kid, I stood over a head taller than all of the kids. It became my turn to go around the May Pole and as I was dancing around that crazy ass pole, I pulled the whole damn pole out of the ground. My teacher was mad as hell with me. I had to stay after school for a whole week, that sucked. Every May first I think about this and laugh my ass off, Cat

Three More Chicks Yesterday

My hens hatched three more chicks yesterday. They are all very small with black and white stripes on there heads, cute. I think I may have a few more eggs and if they don't hatch by saturday they will be throwed away. Fishing is still good and have not seen any gators, but we hear them at night. I think that I may have killed all of the snakes for a while.I am getting ready to walk down to the pond, I have 100 crickets and a cup of worms. We need some rain, garden is beginning to look like shit. Take care people, Cat

Asshole Doctor Called Me Today

A few months ago, my family doctor, wanted me to have my colon and asshole checked for cancer. He got me a set up for one of those doctors that did those things. I saw him and he gave me a two gallon jug of nasty tasting shit water to drink, I drank about half and went the next morning to have it done. Everything was fine, the asshole man told me to have it done every five years. His nurse called me today and told me that he wanted to do another one this month. I told her she was crazy and he said every five years, are these doctors just crazy or do they need the money? I told her hell no, go get someone else to pay those jigh fees. I was not going to have anymore of them period. She got pissed with me, so I hung up on her. Fuck her and her crazy ass money hungry doctor. What do you people think about this? Thanks, Cat

One of my hens had some babies today.

One hen, big foot, has been laying on eaggs for about three weeks. This morning when I went to feed and water my chickens, I heard a hell of a racket coming from under Big Foot. She had two eggs to hatchm cute little chicks, now we will have to name them. All of my chickens eat out of my hands and I can do anything I want with all of them. Everyone laughs at there names and the way they act. My cat, Toes, watches those chicken like they are her babies. What a circus. Next to buy is some small goats, they work better than a lawnmower.

Going Fishing And Snake Hunting Today

I worked a lot in the yard yesterday. Cut some big trees down, they were dead, and worked on the chicken pen also. Today, when the weather warms up, I am going fishing and I will take a shotgun down to the pond for the snakes. I have never seen so many snakes in my life. I heard the two gators last night. They are trying to mate and stay hidden from me. I got the worms and the crickets ready to go, just waiting for the sun to come up. I miss my old friend Chuck and Robbie, they use to love to come down and fish with me. I miss both of them very much. Now when I catch a big fish, I have no one to show it. I have a cat, that thinks she is a dog. She goes to the pond with me and sits by my side while I am fishing. It is better than nothing. Take care good people and come back soon, Cat

More Water Moccasins Yesterday

I walked to the pond yesterday around noon. Because of the hot weather , the snakes were out sunning again. I killed two big water moccasins when I first got down there. I fished for about an hour and then saw two more cottonmouths. They were having sex on the edge of the water line. I shot the male first and then the female did not move, I walked a little closer and shot her also. I then walked  the length of the pond and dhot two more, that was six snakes in one day. Did not see any gators, but they are still in the pond or behind the pond on my island. We hear them every night calling there mates. This is their fucking season, maybe water moccasins also. I planted some more banana trees yesterday. My legs and back are killing me, too much work. I think I will take time off today to heal, Cat

Here comes summer.

It is getting hot in coastal Georgia, around 80 degrees everyday. I know it is summer because of the masters is in Augusta this week. All of the flowers and the trees are in bloom and the snakes and bugs are walking around. I planted a few trees yesterday, cleaned out my gold fish pond, went to see my cousin Luther and then returned home to relax. The fishing in my pond has been great for the last two weeks. I have been killing snakes on the average of two a day. I still see my two gators in the pond, the female is eight feet long and the male is about five feet long, did I tell ya'll that gator mating season is in April? They talk and cry at night, that is there fucking call. I may have some gator eggs in a few months. In Darien Georgia today, they are blessing the fleet, shrimp boats ride under a small bridge and a priest soaks them with holy water and bless each boat. My buddy Reggie has his boat in the run today. I may go down there and ride with him and all of his buddies. Last year he won first place in the boat looks, he won 2,500.00. This year I bet they will only be a few boats in the water, fuel is up to 3.69 a gallon. I think I will catch a few rays today so goodbye for now, Cat

Yesterday

I walked down to my pond yesterday to try and do a little fishing. I caught 19 bluegills in about the first hour. I needed a break, so I walked back to the house and got a beer. Watched a few TV shows and then went back to fish some more. I started catching fish within the first few moments, I caught another 22 fish, man what a day fishing. I also saw the first gator in about three months, he was about four feet long. Went I was getting ready the leave, I saw a large movement in the water, about sixty feet to my left, I waited until I could see what is was. You are correct, another gator, this one was about eight feet long. April is mating season for gators. My wife said she has been hearing them for the last three nights. Looks like I am going to start having fun again with the gators. Last week I killed six snakes and saw a few more today. I will let you know the results in a few days, Cat

Quess what happened today?

I walked down to the pond again today, within ten minutes, I had caught about twelve fish. I went to check on the two gators, but started fishing again. I went nack to the house to get some more worms and then went back to catching fish. A yankee man, that lives at the end of the road, came by to see me. I was at the pond, he joined me and he started catching fish. He catch over 25 fish ib less than an hour and he was having fun and acting like a small kid. This yankee is the one that broke my truck window and he is so dumb, he retired from general motors with 30 years, I think they took care of him and made a lot of his choices in life. Back to fishing, I caught about 40 fish today before four o'clock and had to make a trip to the bait store. I came back with 300 crickets and two tubs of live big ass pink worms. I will try it again tomorrow, those fish are hitting everything, even plastice jigs. I wish all of you could be here and kill them like I have been killing them. Have fun and take care, Cat

Dogwood festival in Jesup Georgia

Yesterday my bride had to drive 50 miles to sell tickets on a few quilts her club made for this big festival. One old lady was going with her and called at the last moment and said she could not go. I took Nancy that I would be glad to drive her there. I called my cousin, Luther and his bride, Janet and asked them to go with us and keep me company and walk around and shop at all the vendors. Each vendor had to sell only items made, not purchased items. There was some great things to buy and plenty of food and drink. Jesup may have 10,000 people in the county, small place with a big ass paper mill. Nancy sold hundreds of dollars worth of tickets, while we walked around and looked and shopped. I spent around 50.00 and Luther gave them another 30.00, grest trip and not so hot, the festival was under a bunch of trees, while Nancy and her quilters were indoors in air. After the party, we all climbed into the 4 door truck and went to eat at a place called Jones Kitchen, all you can eat for 7.00 a person, that included meal, drink and tip. Let me tell you about the menue, all the salad mixings you could ever ask for to start, then it was fried chicken, baked chicken, cooked ribs in bar=b=que sause, fresh pork sausage, fried bacon with the skin, liver and last on the meat side was a big roast beef. Here were the veggies, corn on the cob, butterbeans, peas, black eyed peas, okra, tomatoes, greens, beets with onions, northern turnips and pole beans. Thet also had biscults, cornbeards, rolls, fresh peach cobbler, three types of cakes and ice cream. I think we all gained 6 pounds after that meal. My cousin said that was the best meal he has had in a long time, good old country cooking. I am going again next year, have a good weekend, Cat

Snakes, One, Catfish Three.

I walked down to the pond this morning. Windy and cold. I took a shotgun with me instead of a few fishing poles. As soon as I got there I saw a snake laying in the sun. Shot once and killed a nice three round head. Walked a few feet to my left and saw one swimming toward me, about three away, I shot and got me another one. As I was walking back to the house, number three came up on me. Shot and killed that fucker also.  Two days ago I was fishing and saw a big one on the bank, getting some sun. I walked back to the house and got me a 12 gauge Browning, walked back and he was still in the same place, I shot once and killed him also. I hate snakes about as much as my old friend Rob, bowleggs did. Take care and more to come, Cat

St Pat's Day Parades

Friday was the big parade in Savannah Georgia. The Savannah parade is the next largest other than New York in america. The news people said that over 500,000 people came to pour city for the huge party and parade. I watched in on TV, all four local stations had it live. Down where I live now, Shellman's Bluff, also had a small parade for the eighth year, this is funny, a few horses, about ten golf carts, one band and a bunch of people walking and drinking beer. I did not go to this one either. This time of year, the bugs will eat you alive. We went shopping instead and relaxed the whole day. Now if I was 30 years younger, I would have been down with them having a great and drinking everything that would not drink me. Take care and have a great day tomorrow, Cat

A Trip To The Feed And Seed Store Today

I got in the truck and drove 17 miles to the seed store today. I needed some chicken feed and some pond food and fish food also. While I was there my cousin Luther and his wife came up, he needed some feed also. We finally got his chicken coop built and he now has 12 chickens and two roosters. While we were at the feed store, we noticed a lot of people there, car and trucks everywhere. I thought they were giving something away? People were buying baby chicks for easter, they had blue, red, pink, green, yellow and green ones. They were so cute. Kids alaways got chicks and baby ducks for easter back when I was a child. The owner had nothing but big smiles on her face. She was making money like it was going out of style. Every chick she sold, she would then ask about a watering cup and a feedind device for the chicks. She had a big box of the plastic watering and feeding jars beside the chicks and after selling them the chicks, and the water and feeders, then she would sell them a bad of feed. Man she was making the money. Luther wanted some small chicks, but she only had the colored ones, so he purchased 22 baby chicks. I hope they will not lose the color, cause they are very cute and pretty. We wanted me to get a few, but I said no. My cats would love to play and kill them. Next animals to buy is two baby goats. I will get them when they are young and put a collar on them and let them eat my grass and weeds in the woods on both sides of my house. When the goats get big, I will take them to market and sell them and get two more babies. I love goats, but they are very nasty when they get big. Luther wants some rabbits, so next week will will go to the sale and get him three rabbits, one male and two females, within 6 months, He will have about 20 rabbits and he will be in the rabbit selling for meat. Take care and be safe. Also have a very nice St Patrick's day tomorrow, Cat

Doctors Visit Today

My doctor told me today I may live another good year. Today was also the I married my bride 27 years ago. I thank her everyday for staying and putting up with my shit for this long period of time. Also made a trip to my CPA's office to have my taxes done. I also lost 13 pounds? He wanted me to lose 65? He better feel lucky. If I listened to him, I may as well just lay down and die, he wants to take away all of my goodies, fuck him. I am gonna keep on trucking just like I have been for all of these years. Till next time, be safe and get out and do something, Cat

Cold and Wet and I am sick as a dog.

I woke up this morning after about two hors of sleep and I am sick as sick. I can't even see, I have a fever and can't breathe. Everyone I know has the flu down here in coastal georgia. I thought maybe it was the pollen, but it has been raining for days, so it has washed the pollen down from the trees. I am getting ready to take some pills and go back to bed. Take care people and have a safe and happy weekebd, Cat

My Buddy Redneck Called Me Last Night

When Red called me last night, he was in Washington state. He was there on a business detail. He was going crazy. He told me he could not smoke anywhere on the hotel grounds and was about to flip. He had plenty of beer, but could not enjoy them without a smoke or two. It was a 200.00 ine, if you got caught. A cheeseburger costs 12.00 at the hotel and he said everything else was as high as a kite. I laughed at my old friend for about an hour. I could not take it anymore, he had me laughing so hard, I almost peed my pants.

Almost Back To Normal

I had my kids and and their kids this past weekend. GuyK and his wife Mrs. Penny came to town to get him some teeth and do some shooting. I think we all had a great time. I know that GuyK and me got a belly full of shooting and looking at guns. We went into Savannah one day and came home with a gun or two and yesterday we shopped till we dropped after the dentist trips back and forth. I had a tooth pulled, but the gun doctor would not do as I asked him to do and he ended up breaking that tooth into three pieces. He then had to cut it out and put 8 stitches into my gums. I am still hurting.  GuyK took some more pictures of my chickens and the big ass meal we had last night. I ate about four pounds of his catfish and taters. Looks like its going to rain, got to go and put the chickens into the coop and clean up. Till next time, be safe, Cat

Quess What I killed Today?

This morning I was drinking coffee and playing on my computer. I looked out my big ass picture window in my office and saw a big almost white animal just barely walking. It was a big ass possum. I called Nancy and said look at that big one. He was just barely moving, moving very slowly. I watched him for a while and when he turned to go down the side of the house, I noticed he had a big piece of meat missing from his right shoulder. He must have been in a fight with a coon or a big ass dog. I told Nancy I was going to shoot him and put him out of his pain. I shot him in the head twice. He was dead as he dropped to the ground. He was also a very old possum, his left side of his mouth were missing a lot of teeth, the front ones and tr ones on his left side. He must have been very old. I weighted his ass and he topped out at 35 pounds, I told you he was big. His nasty looking tail was three feet long and the base of his tail was as big round as a silver dollar. I put him in the truck and drove him to the woods. I put him in a deep hole and then came home. Man he was big and old.

Shrimping season came to an end yesterday.

I must have been very high on pain pills yesterday, I did not load of my freexers with fresh shrimp for the winter. I called my buddy, that owes two big ass boats, and he went out yesterday and caught some nice fresh shrimp, he also sold all of them to a friend of ours for 2.50 a pound, he forgot all about me. I wanted another 100 pounds, I screwed up big time this year. The new season will start again in March, I hope I have enough to last till then? Sometimes my mind stops working for short lengths of time, old age and drugs, I guess? I will get by, I still have some in the freezers and I still can get crab, fish and oysters. I may live on that. GuyK and Penny are coming back on the 15th and my daughter and her two kids are coming up for a day or two. Becky will be sweet 16 on the 15th and my daughter is pulling a big ass party together for her. I think they are renting a ball room and having food and drinks and a DJ. I am glad to miss that, I don't think I could ride that 150 miles to Florida. Have a great and safe weekend, Cat

What A Fucking Life

After GuyK left my house and went back to Florida, I started having a toothache. Bad to the bone type of hurt. I doubled up on my pain pills and patches and been fucked up for a week. I took my bride into Brunswick today to see the same horse dentist, I tried to swap dates with her, no go. I will see him next Monday, if the creek don't rise and I am still a live. It is bad enough to be down in the back and legs and then add a bad tooth to go along on top of it. We enjoyed Mrs Sweetthing and GuyK visit. We had a great time and shot many guns. At one time I bet we had 20 handguns on the shooting table. We just marked off a new range with a long ass tape measure. I am very glad he had a chance to shoot his new 45 pistol, a loud one at that. GuK cooked catfish, okra, potatoes and hushpuppies one afternoon, I ate like a hog. I think I had doubled on everything except the fish and I had more than double. They are coming back on the 15th onf next month and get some teeth. I called around and gave him three numbers to call, he liked the one that I know, nice ass man and cheaper than the other two. Last night my blood pressure jumped way up, I don't know what caused it. It maybe from the tree I cut down and the lifting I did in the morning, did I mention that I had a bad tooth?  My chickens are doing great, I gave GuyK most of all the eggs while he was here. That is about all he can eat, having all of those teeth pulled in one day sucks. He had some good meds the doctor gave him and I told him I had more if needed. You ought to see the fine ass rods and reels they gave me, very nice along with some good hooks and floats. I will not need anymore for a while. Been catching a few bass, no bream, too damn cold. Maybe the weather will be better this time, it rained and turned cold while they were here last. I think he wants a few more handguns this trip, I think GuyK love to smell gunpowder better than me and my dead buddy Chuck. I miss Chuck just as much as I miss Bowleggs. Every time I walk to the pond and shoot or fish, I think about both of them. I wish they were still with us all. I got to go and take a few pills and get ready for a long ass night. I only get about three hours all night, it comes in twenty mintues each time I lay down. Maybe an extra pill will do it tonight. Take care and be safe , Cat

Company Came To Visit Me.

GuyK and his wife, Mrs Penny and the two most great dogs came to town for a week. Guy cAME TO SEE MY HORSE DOCTOR ABOUT PULLING SOME TEETH WITHOUT GETTING A HUGH LOAN. wE SHOT SOME GUNS TODAY, WAS NOT GREAT WEATHER, RAINING AND COLD. wE BOTH SUCKED AND i THINK WE DID NOT HAVE OUR HEARTS IN IT TODAY. mAYBE THE WEATHER WILL BE A LITTLE BETTER THIS WEEKEND? I have taken a few pain pills tonight, I am down in my back and my legs. Nancy took Mrs Penny off today, they went to the old jail in Darien, which was given to the art socity for free when the new jail was opened. It is a place that memebers can make things and art work and sell at a good price. Quilts are a big seeer. My wife has sold three and making more. We went to a gun shop this morning and could not find what we wanted. The part is more money than the gun is worth. I gave them some fresh eggs and a quart of homemade peppers in a mason jar, they are good with veggies and any type of greens. I have been busy two out of the last three days and maybe I will stay at home tomorrow and rest. I think we all may load up and go see Kelly and Joey saturday. I know I will get them some great shrimp to take back home and some Harris Neck Oysters, they are the best anywhere. It is always very nice to see my friends, Guy and me have a lot in common and he seems like a big brother to me. I hope we will have a better report next time. Guy's shoulder is killing him, and he also had a lot of teeth pulled Tuesday. Till next time, Cat

Same Shit, Different Day.

I have not been posting lately, cause I have nothing new that is happening in coastal georgia. Next week GuyK and Mrs. Sweetthing are are coming to see me and he is going to my horse tooth doctor to get some teeth pulled. We will go out and try to fish, get him some big ass shrimp to take back home and fill them up on soup and seafood stews. I know when I had seven teeth pulled, I could only eat very soft and wet foods, sounds nasty. I would rather run down a stray dog and kiss him in his asshole than to have to go see my tooth puller. Next week should be fine. My chickens are giving us about 5 eggs a day. Mostly big brown eggs. My young rooster is too damn young to crow, but he is trying.  He is only 3 months old. I gave my big ass, mean rooster to my cousin. If I can take some pictures of the chicks and the coop, I will post them. I still don't know how that shit works. I guess you Yankee friends of mine have me pegged, just a dumb ass, southern boy.