Everyone is writing about the MOON?

Yesterday I saw a great moon. I was out by the pond and I saw my bride walking in the yard. A few minutes later, I looked toward my wife and she done dropped her pants and was taking a long pee, then I saw her big ass MOON. I yelled at her and told her to pull those pants up, you may scare the neighbors.

My Holidays Have Sucked A Big One

First of all, all of my kids were coming to spend a week with me, they called and cancelled, had to go with wife and girlfriends parents house, what pussy power. The next thing is that my back has been killing me. I hung a few bat houses 15 feet off the ground, had to climb a 12 foot ladder which was in the back bed of my truck, the houses had to be 15 feet off the ground. Third, all my kids called christmas day and everyone was fine. They will all be here in Feb. Fourth, I got the same christmas presents that I always get, a shirt and a piece of pussy and both of them were too big. Fifth, christmas night my son and baby Jason's girlfriend called and said that they just took Jason to the ER, chest pains and was sick as a dog. I walked the floor all night and could not eat or sleep. My baby in the critical care unit and I am 2,000 miles away and all of the airports are closed due to bad weather. They thought Jason had a major heart attack at the age of 31 years old. The next day Jason called me and said it was his liver and the tests were very high and as soon as the doctors get it to drop 150 points that he could go home. He is home right now and doing good. My cousins grand child, Halie, was in court, she has been at a girls home for bad kids in Dublin Georgia was 2 weeks. They wanted her to be sent away for 2 years. I went with my cousin Luther, to keep him from going to jail, if they sent Halie away. It turned out okay for us, she is back home and doing better. She has to be good for a years worth of probation. Last but not least, the fish ain't biting and cold weather finally came down on us, this week it has rained and got down to 28 degrees three times and next week should be the same, but a little colder. I hope all of you had a safe and great holiday. Be safe and Happy New Year to all of you, Cat

Chicken Coop Finally Finished

Today  I went and purchased me six chickens. I now have five hens and big ass mean as shit rooster. All of the hens are about one year old and the rooster is about two. He has spurs three inches long and they are as shape as a razor. Got my cousin coming over tomorrow and cut those spurs off. The hens are a mix with one being a very pretty game hen, one sussex, one golden buff and one dominque. I will get a few more next week. I want a guiney and a coupke of bantams. When I get the coop filled, I will try and take pictures for ya'll. Have a great weekend, Cat

A Friend Came for Supper Tonight.

A close friend of mine came over and ate with us tonight. He wanted me to help him with his girlfriend. She has been living with him for the past four years and now he wants her gone. He is 12 years older than her and she also has a 25 year old daughter that has 4 kids by 4 different men, the daughter lives with one of the kids daddy right now. He has done everything to get rid of her, he called the cops last week and the cop asked the woman does she pay rent, buy any food, pay any bills, light bill, cable or telephone. She said no, he then told her to get out within a week. She started packing and on the seventh day she still had not moved or finished packing. My friend has only had sex with her 3 times in the last 8 months and everytime he fucks her she wants money, just like a whore. She only has 150.00 a month coming in and she spents that on drugs. My friend has been feeding her and taking care of all of her wants. Now he wants her gone. He told me yesterday that he has even screwed her 25 year old daughter a few times and it was free. I asked him was the daughter moving in when mama leaves? He said no, he just wants to live by his self only. He is to damn nice to all of them. I would have throwed all of her shit into the street on the day the cop told her to be gone. He would not do that. Plus mama does not know about him and her daughter. Did I tell ya'll that both of them are losers and only takes advantage of men. Both of them are nice looking, but man what a bunch of fucked up people. He ate like he hasn't eaten in a week, we had Cajun gumbo with fresh shrimp and smoked sauage. Many veggies and did I say hot sauce. It was very good but hot as hell, it stayed with you for hours after eating it. He said it was the best he has ever had and wanted to come back when Nancy cooks it again. After telling us the same old story over and over, he finally left for the house. I do not know what to tell him. I just told him to give her a date and if she has not moved, then I would throw everything she has into the streets. She maybe pissed, but he has asked her for over a few months and she is still there. I need some more words of wisdom for him, so if any of you have any, please tell me. Thanks for listening, Cat

Went To My Doctor's Office Today.

I got there at ten this morning and said all the wrong things, stop smoking, lose 70 pounds and be a good little boy. My sugar was a little high and he told me to watch it. After seeing the quack I went and picked up my oldest son Joey. We went shopping for tools and a few clothes. I then took him out to eat. This has been two fridays in a row that I have spent the whole days with him and feed his ass. Last week he only drank one beer and today he did not drink anything. I told him that I was very proud of him and that I loved him very much. He is a good boy when he is not drinking. He works four days a week, ten hour days, he gets three days off each week. I stopped by my cousins house, cause Hailie was in court yesterday. They had her on three charges and being only 15 years old, they did  not do much to her. They sent her to a half way house 200 miles from home? The courts maybe trying to scare the shit out of her. I bet she will be home in a few days. Thats it for my day, how about yours? Take care and have a good and safe weekend, Cat

Chicken Coop Finished Today

All I need now is some chickens. I added some underground wire, a close mesh under the outside of the closed in area. That is for the coons and bobcats and maybe a fox can't dig under and eat my chickens. I also installed a wire top to the whole fenced in area. The redtail hawks will fly in and fly out with my birds. A friend of mine was going to give me some chickens until last week something got inside his coop and killed and ate all of his chickens. I may have to go to a auction on the 15th of December to get some chickens. I was going to order some, but they all want an order for 25 birds and up. I only want about 12 chickens. I will keep you posted and take a picture of the coop with the birds in there.

How To Stay Married For 30 Years.

A friend of mine, he has moved west. He and his wife has been married for 30 years, I once asked him, how do you and your wife do it? He said he doesn't ask her any questions and he does all the work outside the house, she does the inside. Both of them work and have two sons, one is 20 and the other is 24 years of age. He told me that they never fight or throw things at each other and then the question of sex came up. He told me that saturday night was the night they had sex, they would do anything they wanted during the day, but at night, that was there time. If something came up and they missed a saturday night, he would have to wait till the next saturday night to get laid. It must work for them, they are very happy and have been friends of mine for 26 years.  If it works for them, it may works for others. I do know as a fact, the older I get, the less pussy I need. I think it gets stronger with age or maybe married to the same woman kills the desire. Who the fuck knows or cares. I just wanted to let ya'll know about my buddy Chop Chop and his way of making a marriage work.

Worked on my chicken coop today

I think by tomorrow I will be finish with my chicken coop and run. It is built out of landscape timbers with two by tens as the bottom and two by fours for the top. I will put small holed chicken wire arounf the whole area. The coop is made up with four by eight OBC sheets, that last 50 years. I have room for about 25 chickens and will have about 10 laying boxes for the eggs. I hope to buy some big ass chickens for the eggs and a few small babtams for looks, they also keep the bugs out of your garden without hurting the plants. I want brown egg layers, they taste better. The door was built and installed today and the main roof now has shingles on it, my birds will not wet and get sick. Like my old friend Rob, I love to watch them in action. Another six foot gator went to gator heaven today. My yanke friend loves hunting them down and shooting them. That's all he's been talking about for days. If I can get someone to show me how to work my new sony camera, I will post some pictures. I am no pinball wizard.

Guess What Happened Today?

I was out side this afternoon, walking some of yesterday's food off, when a friend of mine drove up. I was telling him of my gator play mate. He was shocked and then we shot his new rifle. The scope was off a few feet, so I took two shots and got it zeroed in. He took a few shots and it was within an inch. He thanked me for doing this and wanted to fish a few hours. It is a full moon and freshwater fish do not bite on a full moon. As soon as we started fishing my gator came out of the water and got on his bank to get some sun. He asked me what was I going to do with him? I told him that I was going to eat the tail and front legs and try to save to hide for a belt. He asked me could he kill him, I told him tes, shoot the shit out of him. I hit him twice, once in the head and the other shot hit his neck, he drew bllod and then the gator fell into the water. I hope he floats tonight, I want some gator tail. This was his first gator and he was very happy. I will see tonight.

Been Working On My New Chicken Coop Today.

I am almost finished with my chicken coop. It has a wire top on it, to keep fox, chicken hawks and coons out of the cages. The last time I had chicken, they were eaten by a big fox and a bobcat. This coop has  wire all around it and a brand new storm door. I will buy some new chicks next week and start raising chicks and eggs. My cousin, the one that has Halie, looked at it and said that it was too damn nice for just chickens. I told him he could live in it when his wife kicks him out. It is a nice house, I have about 300.00 in it so far and time. The pen is eight by sixteen and the coop is four by eight. That will hold about 25 chickens, but I think I may just have ten and one big ass horney rooster.

Barry Bonds Going To Jail?

Tonights news was very funny. Barry Bonds is in real trouble now. He lied to the courts and he may go to jail for 5 to 15 years. He is not our homerun king, Hannering Hank is still the king. Bonds needs to be kicked out of baseball and never go to the hall of fame, he is bad to the bone. Pete Rose, got kicked out for nothing what these younger players are doing. So he bet on a few games, he bet on his own team to win always. Something is fucked up here. What do ya'll have to say about this shit?

Same Gator is Fucking With Me Again

I went fishing this morning in my pond. When I arrived that crazy gator was waiting for me. I started to fish and he ran after my green float this time. I changed colors on his ass and now I know he likes green also. I went after my float serverl times and I was a little faster than he was.  On my last throw, I threew it about 10 yards behind him, he swam to get it and I pulled it away from him. I was sitting one foot from the water and he looked at me with those scarey looking eyes and started at me. He stopped about two feet from me and we had a staring match, he won, I packed up shop and walked back to my house, about 600 feet from my house. Tomorrow is another day. I may get some chicken and use a heavy ass line and tackle and try to get him on the bank. If I do, I will kill him and eat his tail and wings in all four arms. AS friend of mine wants the ribs, he said they taste just like hot wings from Hooters, we will see.

Lady dead while doing some plastic surgery?

I just saw a TV who's fucking and sucking show, I think it was on ABC. The surgeon is the man that does the discovery before and after plastic makeovers. The news people said he was bogus and has been arrested a few times for DUI. Would you want this asshole to cut on your face or tities? Shit no. The person who died was a big rap singers mom, that sucks, go in to get younger and better looking and then coming out dead. No thanks, I will keep my belly and wrinkles, fuck a surgery.

Weird Yesterday, Now Check Today.

I went fishing this morning, started catching fish. I have four places with nice cedar chairs around my pond, these are the best spots to catch fish. When my wife and I were down there yesterday, I caught the same gator twice. It was a very light weight rod and reel, when we left to walk back home, I left the same rod and reel in a high back cedar chair and put the rod and reel back on the chair, just like I have done a 100 times. This morning, the whole damn rod, reel, float and everything was missing from the chair. Do you think he came back to play and saw that red float in the chair and got it and took it under the water? I have been looking for it all morning. This is amazing. I always thought that gators were as dumb as a brick, I guess not? That was a very nice rod and reel, that is the one Chuck gave to me, it was the last one I wanted to break or lose. What do ya'll think about this?

Side Shows At The Fair

My buddy V-man just posted about a little girl with lots of arms and legs. I remember very well about the side shows. The best one I ever went to was a tity girl review. Those girls got up on the stage and took their clothes off, some of them could make the tities go in circles, one of them clockwise, the other one counter clockwise. After the show was over, the MC came up and said, for another dolar you can go back stage and see some real fun. This was back in the 60's, that why it was so cheap. We all got our dollars out and went behind the curtain. I saw one girl take a big cigar and smoke it with her pussy. Another girl picked up a big ass cke bottle with her pussy and walked around the stage. The best one was a girl about 25 came out and danced nekkid for a song or two, then she took six ping pong balls and stuck them up her pussy. After she got all of them up that honey hole, she then started spitting them out one at a time. Those were very fun days in my life as a teenager.

Weird Day Fishing

I cut a few dead trees down this morning and after a small power nap I decided to go fishing. I took a small rod and reel with 10 pound test line on the reel. When I got to one of my easy sitting chairs, I noticed a six foot gator on the other side on the bank. I started catching fish and throwing them back. My bride came down to see what I was doing and she saw the gator and she must have scared him, he dropped into the water and started to swim up river. I kept fishing with a live cricket and a red and white small three cork, he saw it and started after my line with the float on top of the water, he got it and took off. I gave him plenty of slack and he finally gave up and just stayed on top of the water. I then started to reel him in, to the shore, I was moving him pretty good and I told the bride, I wish I had a big ass hook and about 80 pounds of line on a bigger tackle setup. I was pulling him in and then all of a sudden he turned and started for deeper water. He spit my float and bait out of his mouth. About half an hour later he attacked my float and bait again, we played with each other for about ten minutes and then he let go of it again, he then went back to his spot in the sun to catch a nap. That was very funny and I never had that to happen to me before. Tomorrow I will take a bigger rod and reel and se if I can land that sucker.

Fishing and Hunting or just killing time?

Tree huggers beware, my cousin cut my dead ass red oak tree down, and it was at least 50 feet tall. The oak was dead and I was afraid it was going to fall on my house. I went down to the pond yesterday, I took a few firearms, I did not see any gators, but I did kill a few snakes. Usually when I go fishing, I never take a gun with me. I saw a black and purple snake, about 4 foot long. I could not make out what type of snake it was. So I let it live. Getting cooler in coastal Georgia, about 50 degrees last night and 70 during the day. I will go and fish after I read a few comments.

Road Trip Yesterday

My friend Wayne and me went on a 150 mile road trip yesterday. We started out pretty early and went to Glennville, a sweet onion grower assocation town. Did not buy any oinions, all of them are in the ground. We then went north to a sweet potato farmer in Toombs county, we each got three bushels of sweet potatoes right out of the fields, enough to feed an army. Down the road we stopped and got four bushels of green peanuts for boiling. A bushel is about 53 pounds of product. From there we went to another county and got some fresh pecans, I got mine shelled for 35 cents a pound. I think I can eat ten pounds in the next few months. I got them at wholesale prices. It was getting close to dinner so we stopped at a family style feed bag, all you can eat and drink for six dollars. I must have ate twenty dollars worth of food and dessert. Wayne asked me if I was hungry? I told him, not now.  Our next stop was the stockyard, Wane saw three roosters he wanted, so we loaded them up in my truck for a nice long ride home. I had fun and got my belly full as a tick yesterday, but today I am paying for it. I can't ride or drive like I use too. The weather down her is getting colder and the deer season is picking up. On our long drive yesterday we saw three killed big deer. The hunters were taking them to market to get cut up into steaks, roasts, sausage meat and hamburger meat made from deer meat. We had a very good time and saturday I am going to Baxley Georgia for a farm show. Take care my friends, Cat

Finally Got My Truck Fixed

Yesterday, mister know it all yankee took my truck back to the Ford dealer and got my window fixed. They had to order parts tuesday. I think the bill was 120.00, but he paid for it and he still gas not told me that he was sorry for what he did. How are people raised up north? Down here in the deep south, we were taught a lot better and to show manners with all people. He now has his house up for sale and he wants to move back to Detrot, I hope he takes a few hundred yankees back with him. They all must talk bad about the south and all the people that lives down here, but I never see any southerners retiring to the North. I have some very good yankee friends but most of them suck.

Went to my dentist today

Another bridge of mine was loose last week. I think it cost me 3,000 many years ago. I have already lost two in the last two years. This was a four tooth grown. He arayed it and said that both teeth that it was cemented to were in bad shape. One has already had a root canal and the last tooth on my bottom was never worked on. Went he got the four tooth crowns off, he said that the best thing to do is pull both of them and throw away the brigde, it was cracked. I told him to pull away. The first tooth took a few minutes to get out and the last one took forever. He pulled, cut, sawed and finally got it out. He siad it had roots two inches long. He even worked up a sweat. Now I am taking it easy and almost toothless on my right side. I will get me some new teeth when I need them. I hate getting old.

Who's the smart one here?

I know a man from Michigan, he lives three miles down on my road. He retired from General Motors with 30 years of service. I am trying to teach him how to fish, shoot guns, hunt and how and where to buy good fresh seafood cheap. I think this man has done nothing but work, go home, watch TV and sleep and then the same thing the next day. He has lived in a shell. His wife cuts hair three days a week in Darien, about 40 miles from our houses. When he moved here, they purchased a 250,000 house, small with about a quarter of a acre with the house. It is two story with the garages on the bottom floor. I called him friday afternoon and asked him if he wanted to go get some fresh shrimp with me, he said yes, come and get me. I threw two 48 quart coolers in my truck and went and got him. About three miles from the boats a man was getting out of a truck in the next lane and then started walking across the highway that I was on, I had to slow down or I would have killed him. My friend then started to yell and hit the passenger side window glass with his habd. He hit it very hard and keep yelling at the man walking to his house. I asked him, why did you hit my glass and that man can't hear you. If you want, I will back up and you can say all that shit to his face, he said no, just keep driving. When we got to the boats my friend tried to let the window down with the auto button, nothing happened, he then yried to get it up, still nothing, he then got out of my truck and played and pushed the glass and nothing moved. He worked all day on my truck window and still nothing works. He called and said he would take it to the Fored dealership tomorrow and have them fix it and he will pay for it, since he is the one that broke it. Now I ask, who is the smart one now? I do know that his wife will kick his ass when she finds out he is paying for my window and they are already on a budget, whatever that is? She works and pays bills and sits home and bitches and worries about the weather, bugs and the gnats. Now he wants to sell his house and buy a cheaper house closer to Darien. He paid 250,000 for it and he wants 430,000 for it now and he has not spent any money or improvements to the house. Can I ask again? Who is the smart one.

I Made It Home From Helen GA

Well sport fans, I made it to Helen in seven and a half hours and made the trip back home last night in seven hours. I took two different roads there and back. The back home trip was 30 miles shorter. I got to Helen friday afternoon and was greeted by about 20 drunks in the parking lot. I was slipping rum and tonic on my trip, so when I hit the parking lot, I was almost gone. Jimbo and Ken stuck a Shiner beer in my hands and Zonker wanted me to drink some of his best rum, yes, black rum, it is the best I ever had. Gregg had two gallons of rum back in his room. That is a lot of rum for only about four rum drinkers. The punch was made up about an hour after my arrival. It is made in a five gallon bucket, but Gregg had a punch bowl just for us. I also want to thank Zonker for letting me stay in his cabin. We were going to do some cooking but we stayed fucked up the whole time. Gregg, I owe you my man, thanks again. I knew almost everyone there. I did get to meet two wonderful girls, Leslie and Erica, those girls are nice people to drink with. I did meet to Richards wife and a very nice looking lady he's been knowing for years. She was very pretty, wish I was 20 years younger. I would have tried for some of that. Scott was there and John, the artist. I had a great time and enjoyed everyones company. Big E and his lovely wife Donna was there, fun people to be with and so was Eric and his beautiful wife, Fiona, what a great girl. GuyK and sweetthing was there, he made me bring him some fresh shrimp from coastal Georgia. Joan and her man was there, they live next to my daughter in Florida. Old cripple was in the parking lot drinking beer when I got there, his is always around a great party. Ga and Rick, some of my best friends were there, no party is a party without Georgia. Dax finally arrived, and he lives 10 miles away? I think I laughed so hard friday night , that I peed a little in my jeans. Joke telling and ass grabbing was the best. V-man and Key were the couple, lots of luck you two. Big Sam and his pretty wife, Barbie, made it and I hope they had a great time. Big Sam looked like shit come saturday morning, that little man has a hollow leg, somewhere. I can't write anymore, my back is killing me, going to the hot tub, more later, Cat

I Will Be Going To Helen.

Zonker and Eric called me and I told them that I was going to pack my bags and leave friday morning, very early. It may take me a little longer than most people, but I will get there. I called Rick, Recondo 32 and Georgia, tonight and they are also coming up to Helen. They already have a room and I know everyone wants to see them. Those are great people and were very close to Acidman. I told Rick that it maybe strange without Rob, but he told me that we will have a great time and see many old friends. I can't wait till friday. I should get there around lunch on friday. I am bringing GuyK some very fresh white shrimp, do anyone else want me to bring them anything from coastal Georgia? Take care and I will see friday, Cat

I Am In A Killing Mode

My old cat, that has been with us for 15 years was killed by a dog or dogs today. Fluffy was her name. She was a very nice cat, we had her since birth. When I found her today, her left side had bite narks and liquid all over her. Her mouth was also chewed up. I think I know the two dags that did this. They get out of their fenced in area everyday and the owners think it is funny. It will not be funny when I shoot both of them and hang them on his truck. I will make sure it is them before I go on a killing tear. I had to cool off this afternoon, I was going to visit the dogs and see the neigbhor with a few of my guns. No one fucks with my family and gets away with it. I will see about this tomorrow. I will check the laws about dogs running loose and carefree owners and what will happen if I blow their two heads off and feed them to my white gator.

I Am Almost Back To Normal

Time heals many wounds, and it is time for me to get along with my life. I hate losing best friends, I dream about them at night and wish they were all alive again. I am going to Helen Georgia, if I can get out the bed that morning. I will try and drive up friday morning. I want to see my other friends and family in Helen. I have told a few people that I was going, I sure want to go. I have always gone with Acidman, I was his driver and bartender, we always had a blast. I talked to Chuck before he died about driving me to Helen. I think he wanted to go and meet the family. Rob liked Chuck very much. I did not get a room or a cabin, cause my plans can change in a few hours. I may need to pay someone to sleep in a chair or just stay up for two days and nights, I have the pills for it. I will try my best to go. It has been raining for three days here and it is wet, no fishing, hurting or anything. Take care and I hope to see all of you very soon in Helen, Cat

I Am Finished With Funerals

Yesterday I spend all day in Savannah. I went to two funerals. I first went to see my buddy Teddy, he was a good friend and he enjoyed three different lives. First of all he was a biker, the second life he was a captain of a big ass boat and third he was a shriner and mason. The funeral home was fixed to show off Teddy's life. They had his bike in the room with his body. Pictures were everywhere with his biker friends and family, they also had pictures of the other two lifes. It was something else. Must have been over 500 people at his funeral. He was really liked. After that we went to Chuck's, it was 20 miles from the first funeral home, lots of people and pictures of my buddy and all of his friends at parties and biking trips that we went on. It was a very sad day for me and Nancy. I really loved these men. I spend so much time with them and made so many trips with the bikes, I am missing them already. I am almost dead myself, all that standing and walking and talking. I will rest my big cracker ass today and try to get along with my life tomorrow. Have a safe and greet weekend, it maybe your last, Cat

Getting Ready To Go To Savannah, Both Of My Friends Are Having Wakes Tonight.

You heard right, two wakes in the same night. That is a first for me. Sunday my best friend Chuck died from a stroke and the very next day, my friend Teddy died at hospice. That is a first for me. I will go to both of them. Teddy's wake is close to Chucks house and Chucks wake is out near Pooler GA, about 10 miles out of Savannah. I will stop and eat first and then go to Chucks house and see his daughter and son. His son and his wife came down last night to eat and to see me and my bride. He was driving his daddy's new Vette. I suppose to pick over some of Chucks things and get a few items to remember my buddy. I will try and get the new 460 pistol Chuck purchased last year, that gun is a hoss, it shoots a 325 grain shell, they are about 28.00 a box, very high in price for his son. Chuck did not leave a will, but he told me what to do with his assets. I hope the kids can split up everything that Chuck has and not fight about the items. I have seen this before at funerals. Wish me luck today, I am now just as nervous as I can be. I hate funerals. I will not have one.

Another Friend Of Mine Just Died

You heard that right, yes, another biker friend of mine just died. His name was Teddy and he was a big ass man, well over six foot five and weighed over 300 pounds. Teddy use to ride with Chuck and me all the time. Teddy built his bike out of an old VW. His bike had three wheels and the VW motor was in the back. He needed a three wheeler cause he stayed fucked up all the time. He could drink four beers to my one. Teddy could out drink a fish. Looks like I am having a very bad week, please let it stop. I am losing too many friends. Teddy was 58 years old and had bad health. I guess it was his time. Rest in peace my buddy, Cat

I Want To Thank Everyone For the Kind Words For Chuck.

I have had a lot of phone calls and emails and all of my blogger friends. Some of you have met Chuck but most of you have not. He was from Ohio, his dad died when he and his brother were three and five years of age. His mama worked in retain and cleaned houses and did maid service on her other full time job. Both boys finished college and Chuck got married and went into the Army, he served four tours in Nam. Got out of the service in Savannah and started working for the city. He came up through the ranks and he has been a superviser for the last ten years. We have been best of friends for years, he was almost my brother, we were both Leo's and our mama's were just like each other. He only had two kids, Tony and Tina and two grandkids, that is his only family. We saw each other all the time and when I lived in Savannah, we saw each other everyday. Both Chuck and I have lost a many a good friend in the last three years, one year we lost 13 due to cancer, heart and bike wrecks. I lost Rob last year and Chuck yesterday, I am running out of good friends. I still have two great friends that go back to my childhood. I hope they keep living. I know some very nice people and most of them have gotten in touch with me yesterday and today. I just want to thank all of you for those nice words and concern over my buddy. Thanks again, Cat

Chuck Did Not Make It

This morning at ten thirty, my best friend Chuck died. His stroke was the worst kind of stroke that is know to man. Yesterday his doctors told me that he was not going to make it. The stroke went to the right side of his head, the doctors then had to drain the extra blood from his brain. After the blood was drained from his right side of his brain, when the clot and blood started to go back into his brain, he had another stroke and this time if affected his whole right side. His daughter called me this morning and told me that he went peaceful, he was already in a coma. I will misss my good friend. Have have lost five very good friends in the last three years. I am running out of friends. May he rest in peace.

Update On Chuck

Last night Chuck had another stroke in the ER. They had to drain blood from his head to stop the growing of his brain. Chuck is not doing good and the doctor told me that he may not make it. Chuck's been one of my best friends for many years and he also was a friend of Acidman. I rememeber back a few years, one night on river street in Savannah, they had a festival, with live bands and food and plenty of liqour. We all showed up at eight oclock that night, started to drink, like it was our last day on this earth. By ten oclock we were so drunk, that we could not hit our ass with our hats. We were asked to leave Wet Willies, the frozen drink place, we were drinking those drinks, two at a time. Then we started drinking beer from all over the world. We drank black beer, brown beer, green beer and many more beers than I can remember. We we started up the ramp from river street to bat street, it looked like the three stooges trying to get out of a wet paper bag. We finally made it up those brick and rock steps and fell into a nice place to eat. I think it was one of those five star places. We ate and had a few more beers. It took us hours to eat and before we left, we were drinking coffee and eating some fancy ass bread. I got sober enough to drive us back to my house, where we all crashed and passed out as soon as I opened the door. The next day Bowleggs said Joe, last night was the worst drunk I have been on in years. Chuck was still a sleep, I thought he was dead, he was out for over 12 hours. I have already lost so many friends, I can't afford to lose anymore. I hope Chuck makes a big turn around and walks out of there in a few days.

Gator One, Chuck and Me nothing.

The white gator catching has not been very good. It was raining yesterday and never saw the gator at all. Last night I walked down to the pond with a big ass flashlight, nothing. I did not even see any coons or deer. We will try again today and call off the hunt sunday, if we don't catch him. Wish us luck, Cat

Chuck is in trouble, The Gator won this week

Chuck had a stroke today and is in ICU. He is in bad shape. I talked to the ER doctor and he said it did not look good for Chuck. I will go back to the hospital tomorrow and see him. I talked to his daughter tonight and she is very upset, I will see her tomorrow and Chuck's son will be coming in from Virigina tomorrow afternoon. I think his bllod pressure got out of hand. Four years ago he had a small stroke that took his eye out, he lost sight in that eye for good. I hope my buddy will get better and recover 100 percent. I will let you know, when I find out more tomorrow, Cat

Got a note from my asshole doctor today.

Today when my mail came, was a note from my doctor, who stuck the six foot of hose up my ass. Everything was normal and I had no cancer. Man what a relief, I was thinking about this for over a week, now I can stop thinking about it. I am very happy with the results and no that's it's all over and done, I am glad I had it done. Nothing else has been happening down in coastal Georgia, just the same old shit. I have been catching many fish each day. I walk to the pond every morning and afternoon and catch fish. I noticed yesterday that a white, seven foot gator has took over my pond. He was floating by the bank yesterday and again today. I watched him for a long time before he went for a dive, he was not afraid of me. I will try and catch this one with a dead chicken on a long rope with a treble hook on it, the rope will be hooked to a tree and if I get him, I will pull his ass out of the water with my truck. Then I will call the Gatorman in the next county and he will sell him for 700.00 and split it with me. He gets 100.00 a foot, that's for the meat and the skin.

Meet My New Neighbors

Last year the house to my right was sold, it was on the market for three years. The reason it has not sold is because it is only a two bedroom, one house. It must be about 1,200 square feet. It has two lots that goes with the house, so the house may only be worth 100,000, but the land is worth around 400,000. A married couple, with two grown kids, finally purchased it for 375,000 dollars. It is big enough for them two. The lady works in Savannah at the phone company, been there 29 years, she is an engineer, makes around 90,000 a year. Her hubby has been going back to school at the ripe old age of 48. He has had about 40 jobs since school days. The problem with him, he is a recovering drunk and a dope head. He told me that he was on crack for years and has been to rehab several times. When she first met me, she said holy shit, Joe, that's me,that I look like a dope smoker and a heavy drinker. She was very scarced that me and her hubby would become good friends and he would drop off the wagon again. He has not had a drink in three years and has been clean of drugs for four years, she was very worried. My wife and I are better friends with the woman than the man, I think he trys his best to stay away from me. He told me a few weeks ago, that if he fucked up again, and started his old habits again, she would kick his ass out of the house and leave his sorry ass. Here is the story, I have been sending them jokes and emails for about a year, they always told me that they loved dirty jokes and funny stories. Well night before last, I sent her and him a few jokes and some nasty pictures and she hit the roof, she called me and told me to take her off of my email list and don't ever send them anything else. So I took them off my email list, no big deal for me. That is the story of neighbor number one. Pussy whipped motherfucker. Not much of a man in my book. First of all he is fucked up and never should have been a drunk and on drugs. Here comes couple number two. They just purchased the house to my left, a big brick home and it has been up for sale for about a year. When they were moving in, a went over and talked to them, I offered my help for several items and chores they had. My wife and his wife talked a lot at first and me and him would talk and see each other out in our yards. His house is a three bedroom, two bath brick home, but it sits on just one acre. One day she was down by the pond and asked me what was that is the water? I told her it was a otter, I told her that they would eat all of my fish that I have purchased and put into the pond. She was watching the otters and then I took out my pistol and shot both of the otters, she almost shit her pants. She was mad, another fucking tree hugger. Two days later she saw me kill a gator and she ran into her house. Vman came to my house one weekend and shot another gator, while she was walking her big ass goofy dog, she saw the dead gator with an ant bed living on his back. She almost shit again. Here is the killer folks. About two weeks ago, I picked some veggies and took them over to her husband, and asked him did he wanted them. He said, hell yes, I love those fresh picked veggies. I gave him a shit load of them, but I did not see her in his house. She was there, but she was hiding from me. He thanked me again for the food and I told him that I would have some more in a few days, would he like some more, he said sure, I will take all you got, cause I just lost my job and my money is short. I told him okay and that I would see him later. I went home and got in my truck and went for a drive, while I was gone he came to my house with all the fresh veggies that I just took over to him one hour before. He told Nancy that his wife hates me and it would not be right for them to eat my food and they dislike me so much. So he left the food on my kitchen table. When I got home, Nancy told me the story about the veggies and that he also said that his wife was scared to come outside and walk around his backyard, bullshit. He really wanted those veggies and did not have the balls to tell his bride to go fuck herself. Another no ball motherfucker. That is the story of neighbor number two. Did I tell you that all of my neighbors suck a big one and the men have no balls. I hope you have better ones than me. Take care, Cat

God damn has it been raining

It's been raining like a cow pissing on a rock for two straight days. A very hard rain, I walked down to my pond this morning, the rain stopped for about 10 minutes. My pond was three feet too damn low three days ago and now it is two feet too damn high. I feed the fish with some sinking and floating fish food while I was down there, they will eat all of the food that I gave them and when the level in the pond rises, the fish get to get up into the weeds and eat all the bugs and grasshoppers that was on high ground. Maybe in a few weeks, I will start to catch me some monsters. They have been growing very fast and this will help them get some size to them. I may order and buy some more big mouth bass this winter, I already put about 100 babies in my pond and another 100 will not hurt. Take care and have a safe and good holiday weekend. P.S. my blown eye has just about healed from all that blowing out. Yesterday i could not touch it with a powder puff, today, it is a lot better, Cat

Just got back from the doctors office

I got up at five this morning, got my big ass ready, had to shit one last time before driving 65 miles to the doctors office. I woke the old lady up at six, she is still asleep, I think. I drove and got there at eight, they took me bac at nine and got me into a split up in back gown. I told the nurse, what happens if I have to blow out again? She laughed and said that the hard part was behind me. She that those four liters of liquid was the worst part. They got an IV going in my left arm, then the doctor came in and asked me some questions about my pain and what I was taking. He said he was going to put me under for about an hour and he would be finished in about 30 minutes. He never got me knocks out, he gave me three shots and I was still asking hinm questions and talking football. He had another man to do just after me, so he said he would take it easy and let me stay wake and watch on the TV. That rope going up my tight virgin asshole hurt, once in, he told me to move to the right and then turn to the left, I think it hit bottom? I looked at the black snake he had still on the table, and it looked like he still had four feet left over. He must have found what he was looking for. He said to me, there is a big one, and another one. He cut 11 polys out of my body and sent them off to see if they were cancer. He said they are most likey not. I got back in three weeks and see and talk with him. He never knocked me out and after the job he did, he came back in recovery room and I was already dressed and ready to go. Mt wife told him, why didn't you knock his ass out and the doctor told her, we tried but ne must be hooked on drugs? I wished. I am very glad this is over with, Cat

I started drinking my blow out liquid for tomorrows colon check.

Yes boys and girls, I just started drinking that big bottle of blow out liquid. I have to drink the whole bottle, 4L of liquid, that is a lot to drink in a few hours. I drank four glasses and then my stomach started to rumble, maybe anothe gut rumbles? I blew out, all over the john, not to bad, but just a good blow out. Four more glasses later, I felt a pain in my belly, I jumped off the sofa, and ran to the head, my did I blow my guts out time. Not only did I fill up the bowl, it also had a back splash, that got all over the seat, under that is. Not as bad as I thought it would be. So I am back on the sofa trying to drink some more of this nasty tasting liquid. If I get it down and I am still living, I will write back tonight and tell you guys what's happening, Cat

It's Me Again

I just finished drinking my big ass bottle of bow out liquid. That was a job, I had trouble drinking all of it. It tastes so bad and now when you get the jug youget four packs of favors. lemon-lime, cherry, orange and pineapple. All of them tastes like shit, I would take a can of liquid and try each flavor one at a time, all of them were very bad. I could only drink it by holding my nose and eating a piece of candy behind it. I don't see how older people drink all of that liquid. First it is very filling, then you start shitting, then blowing out. You keep drinking and looking at that jug in the ice box, looks like it is growing. This doctor better find what he is looking for, cause this old boy will NEVER do this again. My stomach is still full, so I guess I will be blowing out more tonight. Man, am I hungry, I could eat the ass out of a billygoat right now. Tomorrow will not get here too soon, as soon as I am finished with my doctor, I am going to a buffet and eat like a hog.

To Good To Be True

After doing all of the driving and helping my cousin in Florida, I thought I was doing good. Well shit, I am not. I have been very busy for the past two weeks, driving and doing some work at the beach house and my yard. It finally hit me this past week, I spent three days in bed, could not get up, I also have my nights and days mixed up, I sleep during the day and stay wake and walk the floors at night. I have not been sleeping very well. I been using my patches, two at a time and eating pain pills like they were candy. I hope I start to feel a little better next week. Next friday I am going into Savannah and see a colon doctor, he will stick that six foot rope up my ass again. This will be my last time doing this shit. My oldest brother, Thomas, is 76 years old and has never had it done. His son, Jeff, had it done a few weeks ago and did not do good at all. He must have had troubles, cause, the doctor wants to do it agin in 12 months. My wife had it done last year and she did very well. I got to drink a gallon of that blow out meds, which tastes like shit, starting thursday. I bet I will not drink the whole gallon. My wife had to take two pills and drink a 12 oz bottle of blow out water. That morning she had to give herself a enema, thats was all to it. My fucked up doctor still wants me to drink that gallon of piss? No one in my family has ever had any colon troubles? Just heart attacks and cancer from smoking. I got to get ready for this shit again. I will let you know all about it. Maybe it will be a good enough story to go into the crap blogging club. Take care sport fans, Cat

Took A Road Trip Yesterday

I drove to ST. Augustine Florida to help my cousin with her beach house. We got up at 05:00 in the morning and we were on the road by seven. I drove over 100 miles before I had to stop and walk. Another 60 miles I had to stop and walk some more and buy gas. About 40 miles from the beach, I had to stop and walk again. My cousin from Atlanta purchased a beach front house 10 years ago and now she is doing it over and going to spend the winters at the beach. It is worth over two million dollars, the land is worth most of it and the very old house is worth only about four hundred thousand. I sprayed for fleas and had to install a new sink and all the faucets and drains. We went to home depot and purchased a bunch of rugs and cleaning fliuds. Mary, my cousin wanted me to spend the night, but I wanted to go home. My daughter and her two children live in St. Agustine, so when I got there, I called Stephanie and she and the kids came over to see me. Later that night, around eight oclock, I took all of them out for dinner. I was then thinking about staying the night. I finished most of the work that I was asked to do, but Mary kept adding things for me to do. I finally left the beach at 11:00 and got home in the wee hours of the morning. I went to bed around five and finally got to sleep and woke my ass up around 11:00am, I could hardly get out of the bed. The drive was not that bad, I think it was all the work and spraying outside in the 98 degree weather that got me. I may go back next week and stay a few days and fish and just relax on the beach, Cat

Early To Rise

I got up very early this morning, went fishing, caught my first catfish from my pond today. This is one of the catfish that I stocked about three months ago. When I added the big mouth bass and the catfish, they were only about two inches long. The DNR people told me that the bass and catfish would grow three times faster than the bream. I added the bream and shellcracker six months before the other fish, that way they would not have gotten eaten by the faster growing fish. This catfish was six inches long, wow, on a two pound test line and a ultr lite rod, it gave me a good fight. I can't wait till they grow up and get about four pounds. I just planted two almond trees in my backyard a few minutes ago. They smell so good, just as good as a bottle of almond flavoring. It should cool down by tomorrow with a little chance of rain, we need it, it's been hot as hell this past week. My son called from New York and said it was 102 degrees yesterday, that is hot for New York. I hope all of you have a great and safe weekend, take care, Cat

Having A Shitty Problem Today

Haley has been putting tampons in my bathroom and it will not even flush pee. I told her and Nancy has told her a thousand times, throw them in the little plastic trash can next to the john. I have explained it to her manyl times, but she has a very hard head. Now I will have to take the john apart and run a long ass snake down the lines, man what a shitty job.

98 degrees in coastal Georgia

It is now dog days. It is usually very hot in these months. The heat index is 115 today. I worked in the yard this morning, before it got hot, watered, pulled a few weeds and picked some veggies. I feed my feed today in the pond, they were jumping out of the water to get those little balls of food. It must have been a thousand of them. I am now growing my own fishing worms. I purchased a worm bin from bcfarms and I got it going today. I ordered a 1,000 worms last week and added them to the bin with food and all types of goodies for the worms. These worms grow very fast and after they eat, the worms leaves behind them a good organic fertlizer. I will use it with my plants and garden. We are going to get dressed tonight and go eat at the country club tonight. The club just changed owners last month and the food is good again. Tonights special is wings, 35 cents each, with six different flavors. We will try them out. Last week we ate mexican food and it was great, good food and great service. Maybe the new owners will do a lot better than the last owners. The club has a very nice golf course and tennis courts, horseback riding and the club sets on an island, saltwater everywhere. The outside lots, on the water are selling for 400,000 and the inside lots are only 110,000. It is 80 percent full. We have some 3 and 4 million dollar homes on the water and most of them are people from the north. I have meet some good folks at the club, much older then me, but good people. I will let ya'll know about the food tomorrow, Cat

Growing Up

When I was a small kid, going up in Washington Square in Savannah Georgia, if people saw what me and all the kids did, they would have a heart attack. Things we did back then are all taboo these days. We played with fireworks, glaass bottles, threw rocks and hit them with sticks, played caowboys and indians, we would also hit each other over the heads with sticks and clubs. About once each week they would be a fight, I mean a bad fight, both kids would be hurt and bleeding all over each other. We ate shit that people look down on today. We rode in the back of trucks, had no seat belts and everyone over the age of 12 smoked. When we reached 14, we all have been fucked at least once, been drunk several times and had cuts and broken bones. Man have times have changed. I am very glad and surprised that I am still living? Take care people and have a great weekend and please be safe, Cat

Saltwater fishing today

Usually I don't go saltwater fishing, since I have a freshwater pond in my back yard. A friend came by this morning and wanted me to take him fishing today, in saltwater. My cousin came down last week and caught three dozen blue crabs, now this friend of mine wants to catch some fish and crabs. I came home to eat some lunch and now I am going back. The tides are getting better this afternoon, morning tides sucked. I like to fish a out going tide for fish and a dead low for crabs. I ate fresh shrimp last night with fresh cob on the cob, silver queen corn, it is so sweet you can eat it right off the stalk. Maybe I will have some fresh fish tonight. Wish me luck, I'm gone.

Haley can't stay off of the computer long enough to go fishing

She lives on the phone and both computers. Haley can't do anything but emails, jokes, and friends and my space. The saltwater fish were not biting today. It was hot and dry and only about four people fishing, the tides were wrong and he also have a full moon, saltwater fishing sucks when spring tides come along with the full moons. Just don't bite, freshwater fish bite when the tides are very high and full moon is good fishing in a pond or a river.

Went to a 100 year aunts birthday party today.

You read correct, my aunt Lucille was 100 years old yesterday and her three children gave her a big birthday party today in Brooklet Georgia. I made the 150 mile trip without much pain today. I saw people and cousins that I have not seen in years, only wedding and funerals. I found out today that some of my relatives are very smart and have some very good jobs. My cousin Jimmy was an college football ref, now he is head of all the refs in the conference. Two have become doctors and most of the rest of them own some types of a business. My oldest brother went and he is 79 years young, his wife did not go. We all had a great time and I think I counted 80 people there. Maxie Price, my cousin in Atlants was there, he had a bad car wreck two years ago and is in a wheelchair. He owns six GM dealerships and also owns Vette World in Buckhead. It was really a nice day. I will return to Brooklet in about three weeks for the annual peanut festival. This year will be the eighteen one. Bullock county is knowed for the peanuts and tobacco. See ya'll soon, Cat

My cousin's grand daughter is driving me crazy.

Haley is getting to me, she is a very scrwed up 14 year old. She has been in trouble since she was a liottle girl. Her mama is still on crack, has been married 5 times and now lives in Vermont. She never sees the child. Her daddy has a girlfriend and she will not let him spent time or money on his only child. She must have something that most women don't have? He is not a man in my book. Haley has lived with grand parents off and on her whole life. My ciusin got custody of her about 2 years ago. Haley has lived in foster homes and has been in trouble with drugs and booze. I have been talking to her and telling her about all the drunks in my family. I hope she believes me? Nancy took her shopping yesterday and got some things for her. I told her that she is loved and her grandmama and grand daddy loves her, that is why she is living with them. School starts in 2 weeks and Haley is an A student, but gets into roublw with her mouth and her screwed up ways. We will try and help and do anything we can for this child. Haley is very smart but a little mixed up right now. I want to thank all of you who wrote and sent me emails about her. My youngest child is 30 years old and my oldest child is 41, three boys and one girl. I think I may have my hands full. If it gets too damn tough for us, she can then go back home to my cousin, he lives 15 miles from me and all of his kids are grown and gone. I think the big problem with them is trust, they do not trust Haley. Wish me luck sportfans, Cat

I am doing a good dead?

My cousin has his grand daughter living with them. His own son had this girl 14 years ago, the mama got on drugs and he started living with another woman that did not want him to see his daughter. No one wanted this girl. She is 14 years old, very smart and pretty. She has gotten into a lot of trouble within the last 2 years. She has tried drugs, booze and also sex. She has been kicked out of every school and has also been in boot camp for teenagers. She has been with us for 3 days. I have been talking with her and trying my best to help this child. My cousin and his wife needs a break, so me and Nancy has taken her in. She is doing very good with us and I will try to help her in any way. I keep telling her than she is wanted and loved by many people. I feel so sorry for this girl, her mama is on drugs and the state took her away from her. Her daddy can't see her, cause his new girlfriend will not allow it. It is a damn shame. This child is very smart and loves to read and take pictures, she wants to go to SCAD and study photos. She is very good at taking pictures. I just wanted to tell ya'll about this great little girl and I need your thoughts on trying to help her. Take care and wish us luck, Cat

It Is Hot and Dry

Down here in coastal Georgia, it is hot ter than three rows of red onions. Man is it hot. My garden needs water at least twice a day. I still have plenty of food, but if I did not water it, it would be gone in two days. The fish are still biting and the heat index is over 105. My son Ryan and his wife just got back from Rome, they stayed over there for two weeks. If was a great vacation for the both of them. I have been overseas once, I stayed a month, went everywhere, it was nice, but I missed America. I cut grass today, it took me 6 hours on the tractor and a little of the push mower. I am now growing green worms. I purchased 6 more boxes of green worms from the bait store and I will try my best to raise me a few thousand. The fish really love them. They are very active, they move around more than the red worms. I will add some food coloring if I have too. I have never seen these before a few weeks ago. The two places I buy bait has them, I tried a few and they work. The bait shop charges 3.00 for about 15 worms, 100 crickets are only 2.50, but the fish seem to love those green worms. I hope I can raise them like I use to raise the red worms. I hope all of you have a good and safe weekend, some of my blog buddies are up in Atlanta, wish I was with them. Take care, Cat

Been fishing

I have been in a lot of pain these last three weeks. My pond now has plenty of fish and we have been fishing like crazy. My friend Chuck came down last week, we fished and had a great time. We ate fresh seafood and almost everything we could get our hands on. The weather has been in the high 90's for over a week and the afternoons have been nice. No sun and a good breeze everyday. I have been fishing with crickets and green worms, these are new worms, the reason they are green, the growers feed them green food, the worms turn green and then the soil turns green also, strange? They catch a lot of fish. I hope ya'll have a great weekend and please be safe, Cat

Finally Got Some Rain

It has been raining for the last two days, we sure needed it. We are about eight inches low on rain this year. My garden is looking good, I have been picking veggies and giving them away to my friends down the road. My fourth is going to be quiet. I am having a few friends over and having some seafood and smoked pork. We will make our own fireworks, shooting those guns at night will be more than the average man can make. I just cut grass and now I am taking a break. I hope all of you will have a great fourth of July and please be safe, Cat

Shrimp

I met a man that owns a 72 foot shrimp boat. He sold me some shrimp yesterday, 2.00 a pound, these were brown shrimp, they come in before the white shrimp. Brown shrimp are a lot sweeter than the whites. I purchased 100 pounds right off the boat. These were just caught about 2 hours before I got there. We headed shrimp for 2 hours and our freezer is filling up with seafood. My county is the seafood capitol of Georgia. We have all types of fresh seafood. Next week I have some friends coming down for a low country boil.

Today, one year ago, my good friend Rob Smith died.

It was one year ago today, that my good friend Acidman, bowleggs, died. I remember it just like it was yesterday. We talked on the phone every day and he was so mad at the pain he was having, plus no doctor would help him. I miss my buddy very much. Sometimes when I am fishing, down at my pond, I look over and see Robbie sitting in the chair next to me. I still think about him most everyday. Most bloggers did not know my friend, he was not the same person as he was online. He loved his friends and his family and was put out with almost everything. We became very close after he left his job, we went to blog meats and saw each other almost every week, I sure miss him. I also want to thank Paul and Stevie for keeping his blog going. I think a lot of people still read and laugh with us, just reading about some old stories. I am very sad that he is gone, I talk to Georgia and Rick each month and he is all we talk about, they knew him very well also. I still stay in touch with his friends, Willie was very close to Rob, and Rob's brother, Dave, is one of the best men you will ever find. I bet he misses Bowleggs too. Another good friend of Rob's was Rick, the lawyer and part time judge, they were room mates at Georgia, Rick is also my lawyer and a very good friend. I wish all of Rob's friend well and hope they are thinking about our buddy and friend. I will never forget my buddy, Robbie Smith. Rest in peace, Cat

Yard work yesterday.

I have been feeling pretty damn bad lately. Well yesterday me and my old lady made a day out of yard work. We got the tractor out and the push mower and cut all five acres. We weeded the garden, picked some veggies and peppers. We also put up some hot peppers for green and veggies. The wife stopped about two hours before me, she took a shower and played on her computer. I finally came in and took a long shower, got something to eat and drink. We both were hurting and very sore. We took a little nap and when we woke up, we must have been feeling better, we were both hot as a firecracker, sex wise. We started in on an afternoon of mad sex, we use to have sex in the afternoons all the when I worked shift work, I always had my days and nights mixed up, so it did not matter. We fucked like a pair of minks, just like we were teenagers again. When we got finished we were hot and sticky all over, we hopped in the shower for another bath. I am paying for it today, I did not sleep worth a shit last night and I could hardly get out of the bed this morning. My wife was down in her back and legs, damn, I must have gotten the butter from the duck yesterday? It sure was nice, but the older I get the less loving I need. I think it lasts longer or may even get stronger with age. I still love it very much, but I think I may leave it alone for a while, or until I heal. Thank goodnes I still have a few good ones left in my wore out body. Take care and go fuck someone, Cat

It Has Been Slow AT CAT'S house

I just wanted to drop in and check a few blogger buddies. One as asked me about my posting. I have been busy and I also don't have much to talk about these hot days. My family are doing very well and we are doing our own things. I have been hurting very much lately and most people don't want to hear about another persons ackes and pains. I am glad everyone is having a good summer vacation, try and make it last a little longer. I want to wish all of the Daddy's out there a very happy Father's Day this Sunday.

Me and the snake

I went to the doctors office today in Savannah, I had to get more drugs and a check up. When I got home, I started watering my tomatoes and peppers, as I was moving the water around, I saw Toes, my little cat stopped and would not move, I started looking and then all of a sudden a heard a set of rattles, I looked and she had a two foot rattlesnake at bay. He would not move and Toes would not move, I got me a shovel and cut his head off, he had 4 little rattles at the end of his tail, enough to kill you and me and my cat Toes. After I cut his head off, his body was still moving at a good pace, about minutes later he was still moving, I got the shovel out and cut him into several pieces, he is dead as a door knob now. I hate snakes about as bad as Acidman.

Acidman post

I have asked a few people about a party for Acidman, some were wanting to go and get together, some could not, some were going on vacation and I think it would not be worth while just for a few of us to get topgether. I thought that we could have aboput 30 to 40 people that wanted to party for Rob. It has almost been ayear and I think a lot of people miss the old goat. His writing are still up at Gut Rumbles, thanks to Stevie and Paul, they do a very good job with his blog. I go there about four times a day and read and comment on some of his older posts, he was a great writer and funny as hell, I miss him everyday. We use to talk everyday by phone or in person. He loved to come and visit me and shoot guns and eat peanuts. He was a great friend and you all know, it is hard to replace good friends. Maybe in the near future we can all get together for a drink and a laugh at bowleggs.

V-man's Gator

Today I walked down to the pond, the water level is very low in my pond, V-man shot a gator last saturday when he visited me. It was at the end of the pond, today because of no rain, the gator is dead and only sitting about an inch of water. A big ass ant bed is on his back and the buzzards have started eating his ass. The ants have made a home in the middle of his back. He smells like death warmed over. I hope the buzzards finish him off in a few days, smells nasty as hell. Gas prices jumped 15 cents since yesterday. Looks like people will start to stay home more.

Gas Prices In Coastal Georgia

Shit fire man, I went out today and had to get gas for my truck, it was 3.19 a gallon for cheap unleaded reg. Man that is high, I only put 36.00 in the tank and when I got inside the truck, it only showed a half a tank. I bet the prices of gas will stop a lot of people from joy riding. I use to buy gas for 19 cents a gallon when I was in school and 25 cents for a pack of Marlboro reds. I few dollars back then would get you by a few days. I hope everyone has a great weekend and be safe please, Cat

A party for Rob the Acidman.

It has been almost a year since our buddy and dear friend Rob, or bowlegs I always called him, died and left all of us behind. Some people have asked me about having a party for Rob on or around the 22th of June. I talked to some of his friend and fellow bloggers and some have asked about an yearly service for him. I don't know about it and wondered if anyone out there would want to come for a weekend of drinking, eating fresh seafood and some music? It maybe fun and we all loved this man. Email or leave a comment about this and we will see what happens. Thanks people, Cat

My First wifes birthday

Today, the fourteenth of May was my first wifes birthday. We knew each other in school many years ago. We dated off and on for years and we started going steady in the eleven grade. My wife could out drink a soldier and died four years ago with cancer. When we were dating she, her name was Nancy, lived on a island around Savannah and I lived downtown. We could not wait for the weekends to arrive, we use to drive and fuck like wild tigers each and every weekend. In our senior year of high school, I knocked her up, I was going to be a daddy. We married with a few months left in our last year of school. We were in love and stupid as shit, three years later we had my daughter, Stephanie, my only girl. About five years later she left me and went to Florida, she remarried about four years later and had one more child, a son, and then 20 years later she died. I will always remember her birthday, she was one of my first true loves. My son stayed with me this weekend and had a great time. He is the child that loves to drink, he drank 56 beers in less that 32 hours. I gave him a computer and hopes he starts blogging, if he does, he will be one funny person to read. My bride now, for over 24 years heard from all of the kids, except one, Jason, and he is in Denver and chasing women or girls. We need some rain, It has not rained in over two weeks and my pond is 3 feet low on water, help me someone and let it rain. I hope ya'll have a great and safe week, later gators, Cat

Had a good and funny weekend

Yesterday my buddy V-man came to see me. We shot some guns and fished a little. While we were fishing, I told V-man, I hear some gators fucking. He said, where, I told him to take a loaded gun with us, he spotted a 5 foot gator in my pond, and his new puppy Bella was swimming just before we saw the gator. V-man took aim and shot him a few times, he went back about 20 mintues later and said he was still moving, so I told him to shoot him again.  I laughed my ass off at V-man, he called out once more, Cat, he is still moving, I stold him to get a bigger gun, I think he used a 9mm first, a 38 second and a 357 mag the last time. He walked back to the shooting range and said, Cat, I got him that time. I could not stop laughing. The dog loved the loud noises coming from the guns, she went back to swimming after all the fire powder was over. We shot more guns, fished a little more and drank a few beers and then V-man went to Savannah to see his brother, Georgia and Recondo32 are coming down today and I think V-man is coming back for some more gator and squirrel action. I will let you know more about it tomorrow, Cat

Weekend coming

Damn, it is already the weekend, how time fly, when you are having fun. I don't have much to do this weekend. Vman maybe coming up to see me and shoot a few guns. May kill a few squirrels. I shot at a seven foot gator yesterday, I hit three or four times, he did the body rool on me and tried to get to the island. I shot him a few more times in the water, I don't know if I killed him, I was using a 22 rifle instead of a high powdered rifle. It got dark and I had to eat so I went back to the house. First thing this morning, he was gone from the hill, the side of the pond. My pond is low on water right now, due to the no rain season. I think he is on high ground dieing. I will check with the buzzers tomorrow, if he is dead, they will eat his ass up in one day.

Doctor Oz?

Have ya'll ever seen Dr. Oz on the TV ? He is very good and talks where the average man or woman can understand things. He also has a few books out on sex parts and the body in general. Remember when you boys were young and thought pussies were dirty and smelled like fish? Well, doctor Oz said that women have a built in body cleaned, and all the nasty shit come out the pussy once a month and then it recleans itself, he called a pussy, a self cleaning item. He also told the group about a heavy man losing 25 pounds that he would gain 2 inches in dick. The group liked that one. He was on Oparh one day and the people loved him, that day he was talking about SHIT, He said to go and look at your shit, to tell if you are in good sharpe or getting ready to be sick. That was a good one. I emailed him the other day about my back, and he said , Goodluck.

It is getting hot in coastal Georgia

It is heating up and there is no rain in sight. We are still about eight inches of rain under what we noramally get. I have been watering my plants and grass. It is a job to take this water hoses and drag them along my 5 acres everyday. I am worned the fuck out. Pussy is the last thing on my mind lately. I would love to have a nice young pretty 30 year old girl come and see me for a few hours, but anything else would not be worth it. We went shopping today for plants, food and some clothes for my old lady, she found a few shirts, will go out again tomorrow and shop some more. I got my summer haircut yesterday, about nine inches of pny tail gone. I am using it to scare deer off of my roses. If you put cut hair beside a plant, the deer will not eat it, they smell your hair and hall ass.

Been busy as hell

I have been planting veggies and doing yard work for the last four days. My back has been killing me, so I may as well get out and do some exercise and get better or worst. The first day went well, the next morning, could not get out of the bed, hurt and acked all over. The next day I was even worst and last night, I took four pain pills and added a new dope patch and after about an hour, I started to feel pretty damn good. I jumped the old lady and did some hard teenage fucking last night. She asked me, what has gotten into you? I told her that all that yard work and planting trees and flowers made me want some pussy, and she has plenty of it, so I wanted some loving and this is what you got. She was surprised that I still had it in me, I told her that I was not dead yet, just needed a break and a long rest period between fucks. She laughed and called me crazy and said she wanted some more next week. I hope I can do it again like that again and again. I still love me some sex. I will cut the grass tomorrow and plant a few more flowers, sring is here and summer is not far behind. I hate those 100 degree days. Take care and just wanted to let ya'll know that the old man is not dead yeat., Cat

Eat Your Heart Out Acidman

Today I found some fresh, green peanuts for sale. These nuts were the first that I have seen this year. These peanuts are from Florida, but who cares, I have not had any green boiled peanuts in four months. Our Georgia peanuts will not come in till June, July and August. These nuts today looked good, but they were very high priced for peanuts, I am like a junkie, when you want some, you will pay any amount for some. I think in a few weeks they will drop in price, last year they were 50.00 a bushel, about 60 pounds of nuts in a big bag. Today the nuts were 2,oo a pound, but they looked good and I wanted some. I will eat all I can hold tonight and hope I shit my brains out tomorrow. Robbie, eat your heart out buddy, Cat

I planted some of my garden today

I had to go and pickup my other fish from the DNR at Richmond Hill Georgia, this is where they raise the fish and sell them to pond owners. When I drove that far for fish I also decided to stop and have a big lunch and go and see my cousin and his wife and family. He is one of my cousins that use to get into trouble every week, if he wasn't in trouble one of his kids were. We use to hunt and fish every off day of our life for years. His daddy was in the moonshine business for over 50 years and our uncle on my dads side once got shot with buckshot running from the FBI. My cousin was a pistol in his day, but he is like most of my friends and relatives now, old and worn out. The fish I picked up today was big mouth bass. I already gotten my bream, sunfish and blue catfish. They are growing good and these bass will grow twice as fast as the other fish. I got most of my garden planted yesterday and today, I fell and busted my ass today, and can't hardly walk now. I planted 64 plants today, mostly tomatoes, peppers, beans and sweet and hot banana peppers for canning. I will not be worth a shit for a few days now. I almost forgot, I drove by my mail box today and misjudged it, I knocked it down. I was going to get my mail, fuck it, it was not my fucking day.

I have been very quiet these last few days.

My six year old computer bit the dusk this week. I had to go out and find a new one. I went on loline with my brides computer, have you been computer shopping lately? They have systems from 400.00 to 3,000 dollars. Each company has the same shit. But this, but that buy this one, well I called Dell and I was looking at a cheaper desktop, that is all I needed. The starting price was 400.00 with free shipping, by the time I was about to give this man my credit card number the total was up to 700.00 plus 50.00 for shipping. I aske dhim, how did this get up to 700.00 and I am also paying for shipping? He said that I needed this extra shit for my needs, bullshit, I think he was pulling my legg. I called HP and got the same ass shit. I started at 365.00 and ended up at 750.00 with 45.00 shipping. I finally went to Circuit City and Best Buys, they were a little cheaper, city had free shipping but best buys had the better deal with 69.00 shipping. I got in my big ass gas drinking truck today and drove a total of 140 miles and purchased a new tower from best buys and saved the shipping charges. These are have the new Vista on them, I have had XP for many years and don't know shit about Vista. Anyone knows anything about these new systems from microsoft? I have not set it up yet, I was waiting till I felt a little better. Take care friends and have a agreat weekend. I also went fishing yesterday and caught a few, next thursday I go to Richmond Hill and pickup my 200 big mouth bass for my pond. The other fish I purchased 9 months ago are growing and doing good in my pond. Time will tell, Cat

Watching a neighbor have sex?

When I was married to my first wife, we lived in a cute little neighborhood, the house were very close together. I had a few great friends that came and saw me on the weekends all the time. These friends were marrried like me and my young bride. We always took turns going over to each others houses for our little get togethers, but they always loved my house the best. It took me a few months to find out why. Our next door neighbors loved to fuck with the lights on and the curtains opened. The way I ound out, was that everytime the gang came to my house, all the boys ended up with very bad cools and flu the next week. My bedroom had an extra room air condtioner in the window that looked at the couple, while they fucked like animals. The boys kept going to the bathroom and to make more drinks and to empty all the ash trays, instead of doing all of these chores, they were going into my bedroom and watching my neighbors fuck like minks. I finally told my wife and you all know women, she told them about it. One hot summer night, the gang came over and since everyone knew about the new show, we all took our drinks, smokes, food into my bedroom, that is all we done that night, watch the couple fuck. Man these people were wild as bucks. Ya'll all know how we were hen we were all very young, we were all studs and could fuck at the drop of a hat. Anytime anywhwere and three and four times each night or day. This couple were freaks, he ate pussy for hours and fucked her in many ways we never even thought of. They were I sex teachers on the 60's. I laugh out loud everytime I think about this, it is still very funny and two of my buddies are still my friends, we laugh at it all the time. I hope to have some pictures of my Harley and a few women next week. Take care and laugh, Cat

Holiday time.

My only daughter is coming to see me this weekend. Jaso, my baby, called me yesterday, from Denver. Jason is doing fine. I sure hope he keeps getting better and make me proud. All of my kids are working and all of them are doing good now. My kids are making me very proud these days, they all had issues when they were growing up, I think they may all make it now. I am going shopping today and will buy some bait to go fishing, the weather is getting nice. I have been feeding those fish for months and today I will see if they are keeping size. If they are, then fish and grits will be in order for tonight. I may even throw in a few pounds of shrimp. Man that is good eating. I will start on my garden this week also, last year I made a good one. I will let ya'll know about the fishing tomorrow, Cat

NCAA Basketball Finals Tonight

Basketball is a great game, but it is not my best game. I hope tha Florida wins the title. I usually don't like the gators, but they are in the SEC and that is our conference here in the south. My bulldogs are in the SEC so I guess I am pulling for the Gators. I will start out watching the game, but if it gets boring, I will then turn it to the Travel channel. Have a great night, Cat

I thought we were getting well?

Friday night we went out to eat, just to see if we could get out and be alive again. We were both sick with the flu for about two weeks. We ate the samething friday night. Our little fishing village had a small parade saturday, vendors, arts and crafts, food, seafood and music. This is beginning to be a big event peole from all over come to see the parade and get on some of the best seafood in the world. We were going to the parade and drink a few beers at two oclock, when we got out of bed saturday morning, we were both sick as dogs, we lived on the toilets for more than half the week end. Have you ever had liquid coming out of both holes at the same time? It is not funny and hurts like shit. I had to go to the grocery store today to load up on food and drinks. I stayed gone a couple of hours and made it home okay. We are both still weak, but a lot better than sunday. I will not go to that bar and grill again to eat anything. I am going to call the owner tomorrow and ask him did anyone else call and tell him about them getting sick. It was very bad. Ya'll take care and I hope to write about a few better stories than all this sick stuff, Cat

I must be feeling better?

I think I am getting better? Last night I statrted to think about sex and getting a little loving. That flu had my ass for about 10 days, I was sick as a dog. I think I will live people. I was talking with the old lady last night and she made be laugh. I told her that her cold almost killed me and made me miss the Claxton snake show. I wanted to go and see the guys. I am thinking about taking a small trip today, for meds and groceries, about a 40 mile trip. I got a call from my son Ryan in New York yesterday, he told me that he got his old job back and they gave him a great big raise. He was happy as hell. He needs to get some good luck, he has had his belly full of bad luck. If I feel better tonight, I will try and get around to a little pussy, I think I may need a little. Fishing will be getting better in a few weeks and my bass will be arriving in a month. I have been feeding my fish and the catfish are getting large. I still have not sold my Harley, maybe I will try and sell it next month? Let me go and call in some meds, Cat

Almost St. Pats Day.

When I lived in Savannah Georgia, St. Pat's day was a every big event, it has grown out of hand. Tomorrow they will be about 500,000 people coming to the parade. Last year the parade was just a little over three hours long. Only New York's parade is longer. I am still a little sick, been sick for over a week now. We use to go and do all of the parade things on St. Pat's day. I have marched in the parade many times. Back in my school days, the ROTC made me march, it sucked cause I had a army suit on with a M1 rifle. After school days, I marched with my family and friends. I was raised on Washington Square, everyone was Irish, but our family. We did as the irish did in those days. Those kids should could fight. I had cuts and bruises for all of my young life, we would fight anyone and about anything. A stranger could not walk through the park, we would get killed. I hope that tomorrow will be pretty and everyone has a great time, have a great St. Pat's day, Cat

Still sick and my blog is still screwed up

I am still sick as a dog. I am very sorry I could not visit with my friends this past weekend. I was in bed and had a fever. I am falling apart. My wife has been sick for two weeks and I think she gave it to me. I was so damn sick that we were married March 10, 1982, and I could not even get up and take her out to eat. She was sick and almost forgot that date herself. Maybe next year I will be able to take her out and have a good time.

I came down with a flu bug on tuesday

I went to see my heart doctor and he said I sounded bamn good. He listen to my heart, back and under mu shoulders. He was pleased. Got see him next year about this same time. When I got out of bed tursday morning, I had some fever, not high, but high enough to make me hurt and cry like a baby. Now I have a runaway nose and boy my ears are propping. If I can make the 82 mile drive to Claxton, I will be there. It is 85 miles from my house.

I am sick as a dog

My wife has had the flu for over two weeks now, she gave it to me yesterday. When I climbed out of bed this morning, I could not breathe. My nose and throat are stopped up and I have a little fever.

I have been very busy.

Yesterday I had to go to Savannah on some business. I also went to see my heart doctor. I had my tires and oil changed yesterday, went to the bank, stopped and dropped off my 2006 taxes to be done, I also went to see a good friend that was put in a nursing home. His kids threw is old ass in a home a few weeks ago. He use to ride with our little group of bikers. Over the years he has saved over 500,000 dollars for retirement and when he got sick, his sorry ass kids stuck him in a home. Assholes, he can still take care of himself, just needs a little help now and then. I would not leave any money to those kids, fuck them. His son took over his house, car, truck and Harley. The daughter took over his bank accounts, what assholes. I was going to stop and see my oldest brother, Thomas, but gave out of time. Thomas is 77 years old and he is falling fast. His wife is 75 and both of them are getting old and in bad health. Sometimes I think I should sell my house and move back to Savannah, but I am not, fuck Savannah, too much crime and killings for me. I am looking forward to the Rattlesnake Roundup this weekend, see you there, Cat

Blog buddies

I talked to a few of my blog buddies yesterday, just to check and see if they were okay. Some had some news for me and they were doing just fine. I hope to see some of them in Claxton Georgia on the tenth of March, the snake roundup. If you have never been to one of these events, then you should go and see the fun. I have been going for years, lots of fun and those people cook rattlesnake many ways, and yes, it do taste like chicken. Seems like when everyone ever asks, what does it taste like? The answer is always chicken. Too bad pussy don't taste like chicken, if so, then a lot more people would be eating it. My daddy always said, if you can get past the smell, then you will have it licked. For a pussy to smell bad, it has to be very nasty and dirty, Dr. Oz said last week on TV, that a womans pussy was a self-cleaning oven. I really believe that, I have had only a few that smelled bad and no, I did not eat them. See you thought I would say yes, didn't you? I am not that nasty ppeople, almost, but not yet. See you soon and have a great weekend, Cat

Claxton Georgia, Home of the Rattlesnake Roundup

It is time again for the Rattlesnake Roundup again on March 10, 2007. It is always in downtown Claxton Georgia, everything is downtown in Claxton. Claxton is also the home of the world famous Claxton Fruit Cakes. That morning of the tenth, a parade will start at 10:00 am, it will have people, bands, snakes and horses with floats. After the parade the show goes to a few tobacco warehouses that house the roundup. The last time I went, I carried along about 12 people on our bikes, we parked on main street and watched the parade and ended up, in the parade. Those country people loved out long hair and tats and the bikes. The warehouses had all of the vendors and cooks, cooking snake and other food. Some people made shit out of rattlesnake hides, wallets, pocketbooks, key chains, shoes, you name it, they had it. We stayed all day, it was very good and cheap way to spent a saturday in middle Georgia. I talked to V-Man yesterday and he said he was going to Claxton and wanted many bloggers to meet him there. I will go and see my friends that saturday. Claxton is about 70 miles from Savannah and about two hours from Macon Georgia. I think Claxton is 65 miles from me. It is a very bad ride, cause I have to go through Fort Steward, the big Army base. Claxton is on highway 280 at 301 south. If you mapquest it, look for Claxton Fruit Cake Company to get directions. See you there, Cat

My Harley Davidson

Since I can't ride my hog much these days, I am thinking about selling it. It is a 1996 Wide Glide, dark red with saddlebags and all the trimmings. My bike has 19,000 miles on it and I purchased it brand new in 1995. My back is so bad these days, I cleaned it up yesterday and ordered a new battery for it. I just had two new tires put on and a tuneup, I did not know the battery was going dead. Harley's don't recharge as good as some of the Jap bikes, batteries are only good for about a year. My bike is worth about 8,000 now, a few years ago, when Harley was only building 100,000 bikes a year, they were worth a lot more back then. Now they make more than they can sell now. You use to have to order a new bike and wait 6 months before you got it, now all of the dealerships have 10 to 15 new bikes on the floor. Supply and demand people. I hate to sell my bike, but it looks like I may go ahead and get rid of it. Taxes and insurance will be due very soon. I sure love to ride on bikes and let my hair down and go, freedom, that is the most part of it. Riding bikes are not like driving a car, freedom with the fresh air running through your hair and face, man what a feeling. If anyone of you know of a buyer, call or email me, it is in very good shape, Cat

Another day another dollar

My life is getting a little boring lately. I do the samething each day. I get up, eat and drink a lot of coffee, take pills and live a little. I want to do a lot of things, but I can't because of my bad back. My sex life has gone to shit, I can't do any of the things I use to do. I can't travel or do any sports, I would love to play some golf and ride my Harley, but I can't. So I sit here everyday and write and talk to people on the phone, watch a hell of a lot of TV, listen to music, read and eat. This summer will be a bitch, I have five acres of yard with many plants and trees and all that fucking grass to cut, thank goodness I have a tractor. I will try and keep it clean and neat, my bride will help me as much as she can. I may have to sell my big house and get a smaller place. Upkeep is a bitch. Sex, I use to post a lot of sex, well shit, I think all of my hard days of fucking are over. I little bit of pussy goes a long way these days. I still love it, but need as much as I use to. This is called getting old. If I were a little younger I would try and do maore and get as much pussy as I could handle. I think I did this but now all I can do is think about it. Take care people and get out and do or fuck someone soon, Cat

Weekend?

Winter time has finally found coastal Georgia. The low tonight is going down to 22 degrees and the next few days it will be below freezing until next tuesday. This is not good for us candy asses. We all hate the very cold temps. At least it will not snow. It snows about every 12 years here and it does not stick for over 2 hours. I been watching the weather channel and I don't know how the people up north and Canada get by in all that snow. Looks like they can't even get outside and go to the store, much less go to work? I hope that all of you will have a good safe weekend , Cat

Out Driving Around Yesterday

A friend and me were out driving around yesterday, to try and find some wood for his dog house. We were on an islans just across from my house and found a three story mansion being built. I pulled into the side yard and saw that it was being made out of big rocks and steel, it also had a big swimming pool just infront of the river bank. The house was 20,000 square feet. The owner came out and talked to us. She and her hubby lives in London England and were building this house as a summer get away. The land and house must be at least 4 million dollars? The lady was only about 40 years old and she acted very normal. Her husband must have all the money. We got our wood and thanked her and left. This is the biggest house in our area. The contractor was from New York and all the supplies were coming from Florida, that is a lot of money right there. No local people doing none of the work. I hope to meet the man next time I go over there. I wonder who he is? I will let ya'll know whenever I find out, Cat

Different Blogs

It seems like every blog I try to read this weekend is locked up or has maintance going on them. Why do people use blogger, it stays fucked up all the time and I noticed they just made everyone go to a new version? Typepad sucks a big one also and that one called Mu, it stays screwed up as well. I only pay 30.00 a year for ine at Blog-city and it never goes down. Blog-city has a free version out, that works great as well as the paid one. That Blogger has been fucked up since day one. People, ya'll need to change and get a life, Cat

Anna Nicole Smith, 1967-2007.

When I first saw Anna in Playboy, I thought she was one sexy bitch. She made a few movies and we all started to see her on television, she was hot. She had a big set of fake tits and did not have anything between her ears, but to most men, she was hot. I saw Anna a few times on Howard Stern's TV show and she always showed her ass, her comments on all of Howard's questions did not make any sense. He would always ask her was she on drugs? She would always tell him no, I just talk that way? The E channel gave her a spot for a TV show, it sucked also. This is when she really got fat. Anna and Howard, her lawyer and boyfriend, had a eating contest on one show, her son and girlfriend was with them, they all ate pizza with all the fixings, Anna threw up and then started back eating again. She still lost the contest. She made a hell of a lot of money and made Trimspa rich, she started losing weight again, she started to look hot and sexy again. Everyone knows she was the pits, but man was she hot and sexy. In her early years, I would have loved to put my dick in between those big old fake tits, I think she made have been a great lay. I know most people did not like her and her shitty ways, but she was a very pretty woman at one time. After I heard she had died yesterday, it made me sad, cause I will never get a chance to take her to bed. Laugh at me all you want, but the average man would have joined me with her anytime, anyday, any place. She was one fucked up pretty lady. I hope the new little baby goes to the real daddy and he will take all of that money and raise that child better than the rest of her family. I think drugs killed her son, maybe mama was giving him pills to keep him with her? I think Anna died because of having a fucked up life and she took many drugs to help her get to the next day. She was one hot sexy mama and I know she will be missed by many men, at least I know of one, ME.

Tequila and Rob

I just read an old post on Gut Rumbles about Rob and tequila. No, he could not drink that shit. He went wild and crazy everytime he drank it. I love tequila but it hates me. I remember a few years old on a sunday winter morning. I had been out the night before and almost drank myself silly. The bars on River Street in Savannah don't open till noon, so I had time to wash and get ready for another day of nothing but drinking. It was cold as hell and I got to river street right after noon. I started drinking volka and tonic with lime and talking to people from all over the USA. Around two oclock a friend of mine came in and started bartending, he said, Cat, what are you drinking? I told him about last night and I was taking it easy today. I was having a great time and people at the bar was enjoying my company and me being from Savannah, I had then in my hands. One story after another I was telling. I was feeling pretty damn good. As I was sitting at the bar, I looked up and saw a brand new bottle of tequila, the one with the worm inside. I told Doug, give me that bottle of tequila and cut me up a couple of limes. I drank and drank, I noticed a man and woman come in with a baby puppy dog, a big dog and he was very good to be out in public in a bar with his owners, I drank a few more and the next thing I know, I am on the floor withe puppy and we were playing and having a great time. I finally finished my bottle of tequila and sucked the worm out of the bottle and some of the ladies went crazy. I was drunk as shit. I stayed at the bar a few more hours and had to call a cab to get my ass home, I couldn't walk. When I got home I passed out and woke up about four hours later smelling like a wet dog. I don't remember too much that happened that day, but I had a pocket full of money when I left the house and now, I think I had 30 cents in my pocket, I must have paid for everything and the cab. See what tequila does to me. I still drink it, but never by the bottle. I think Rob could out drink me, when it came to beer, I could drink one for one with Rob. We use to go to tity bars at eight oclock in the evening and left at three in the morning, closing time. Drinking and pretty ladies were always on the top of our list, at that time in our life, Savannah had four tity bars. I think we kept them in business.

All this Talk about Pussy and Tequila

I just got turned on, I grabbed the old lady, threw her down on my big bed and just fucked the shit out of her. She came about 6 times and I came twice, the last time, when I came, it felt like it was coming out of my ears and eyes. I think I came a ton, too bad my sperm is dead, I was cut 29 years ago. If I wasn't cut, I think I could have filled up one of those big test tubes the doctors give you. Then there would be many little catfishes coming around in nine months. I got to go and rest now, I am beat, worned out, till next time, Cat

Chicago Bears

DA BEARS sucked. I was hoping that the Colts would win, but only by three points. The Bears had no offense and no defense, they sucked. I think Philly would have given the Colts a better game. Rememver, Peyton is from the south and also went to Tennesse, us crackers stick together in sports among other things.

Super Sunday

Today is the big day for football. I rememeber when the first super bowl was played. That game started it all. Green Bay played Kansas City. Man, it has turned out to be a great sporting event. Many of the games pure suck. It takes two weeks of bullshit and lots of talking to get to the big game. I want a good game today and I don't care who wins, just give me a great game to watch. Chicago are the dogs, they are getting seven points with all the bookies. I am going to bet the bears with the points. The over and under is at 48 points. I will not bet that line, who knows, it could be the lower, the Bears have a defense. I will watch the kick off and if the game goes to shit, then I have about 300 other channels to turn to, who knows, it maybe a great game. Have a great day sport fans, Cat

Feb 1, 2007

A brand new month. Feburary is Black History month, I bet, if we white people, had a white history month, those blacks would raise hell and get the federal government after our ass? Are our schools teaching our kids the truth about history? Shit if I know. I sure hope so. No child left behind, that is a pile of horseshit. I rode by our only high school yesterday and they must have been having a festival outside, I saw kids looking like they were in the 20's instead of teenagers. I guess they do not social premote anymore? When I was a teenager back long ago, a friend of mine was about 3 years older than I was. When I got out of high school at 17 years of age, old Stan was still in the 12th grade. Stan was a big old good old boy, just dumb as shit. His mama and daddy finally went to the board of education and talked them into passing Stan and letting him out of scholl. Stan later worked with me at my chemical job, but never made any good money beacause of his education. But old Stan got by and raised 3 kids and is now retired. Those were a long time ago and now, not only do you need a high school education, you now need at least 4 years of college and even more to get a great paying job. I wish a many a time that I could go back and get at least a Masters degree, so kids, stay in school as long as you can, get as much education as you can, it will payoff in the long run. Got to run and go buy some groceries in Hinesville Ga today, more tonight, take care and be good, Cat

Cold In Coastal Georgia

It got down to 28 degrees last night, cold and wet. Tonight will be even cooler. Last night I was going to get me some pussy but when I finally went to bed I had three cats and bride pilled up like dirty clothes. It was full of pussies and I did not get any pussy at all. I pushed on cat to the side and sled in on my side, no one woke up, not even the cats. If I feel good tonight, I will try and get a little pussy from my wife, if not, I will at least get to sleep with a lot of pussies, Cat

Going to Willy's oyster roast today

My friend Willy is having a oyster roast and a picking and grining party today. Denny from GOC in Atlanta is coming, sorry Jimbo. It should be a great day, David and Cop3 will be there plus all the players from Rob's funeral will attend. These men play some very good music. Jay Urban from South Carolina and his brother may attend also, both of these brothers are very good pickers. Willy owes his own music store, he will give anyone a great deal on anything he sells. I think Rob and I have sent Willy a lot of business , so check him out on Rob's site. If you want it, Willy has it. I think we are going to have a low country boil to go along with the steamed oysters, good eats guys. I will let ya'll know later tonight or tomorrow, I have a hour and a half drive to Willy's house, so let me go and get dressed, Cat